Boonmattery
1. "Um, Mr. President, what have you been eating?"
2. ORA: "Love that Joker!"
3. "Go ahead, touch them. I can tell from the look on your face that you want to."
4. And then the Teleprompter said, "Smile like a total retard."
5. "I told you I had good sh-t, Mr. President. Want another hit?"
Best of Vinneh
"Excuse me Patty, did you make that dress from Qaddafi's scrap material"?
Best of metalgarth
They're real and they're mediocre!
Best of Dr. Doom
"Alright, who's the wise guy that put that line about juicy white meat in my bucket of chicken on my teleprompter?" asked the President.
Best of Dr. Doom
The scene moments before unwanted exposure to scrotum...
Best of Matt the K
Ummm...no matter how hard I try...I um still can't get my face as flat as yours.
Best of sifty
Why so stoopid?
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"Excuse me Patty, did you make that dress from Qaddafi's scrap material"?
Vinneh
They're real and the're mediocre!
"Alright, who's the wise guy that put that line about juicy white meat in my bucket of chicken on my teleprompter?" asked the President.
The scene moments before unwanted exposure to scrotum...
Seconds before the ginger realizes there is no soul to steal there....
Where were you when your laxatives kicked in...?
I'm gonna have me some white wommen....then m'chelle will eat her brains...
"Cigar please."
"This is not the 'roid you are looking for..."
v word - berran - one can certainly hope so...
"Hey Rocky; watch me pull an election out of my hag!
Nothing up my sleeve..."
"Tell me again, Mr. President, how you posed for those lawn jockey ornament statues."
National Gurning Finals.
"Excuse me, I feel the need to go poop on a police car."
Ummm...no matter how hard I try...I um still can't get my face as flat as yours.
What am I bid to make this long red hair into a noose?
Doing a "Marx-ist" Impression
Later, he'll admit to using the same cheap glue on his fake Groucho moustache Ron Paul used on the eyebrow toupee and blame it on the past administration for deregulating glue factories.
I'm guessing someone in the first row isn't wearing pantyhose. No, wait, this isn't Clinton. Maybe the girl just passed gas and Obamalama's trying not to laugh?
WordVerify: sneude - How a hoity toity Englishwoman would pronounce snowed. ("It sneude quite heavily last night."
As a finale to his demonstration on "Hypnosis Of Young Americans," Barry prepares to click his fingers and have his subject forget everything he's done over the past 3 years.
I'd like to present to you this
Laurel, and Hardy hand shake.
When did Obama get on Laugh In? And why didn't I know Laugh In is still on the air?
WV: cookeyea Cookie!
Little known fact: at the insistence of the Secret Service, Obama has spent the last several years building up a resistance to the Joker's grin-gas. He will recover shortly. His cute intern, alas, was not so lucky.
Why so stoopid?
"Okay, so that's three coffees and six danishes. Does anybody besides the Clintons want anything else while I'm up?"
wv: defry - I just don't think that's possible.
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