Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Debate All Skate - Number 2




Best of metalgarth
Get your damn hands off my you dirty Mormon Ape!

Best of blue
"You have to take Michelle Bachmman home."
"No, you have to take her home!"

Best of John.....just John
I'll give you one instance where exposure to scrotum IS ok!

Best of Jack Reacher
"My tonsils were removed in 1974. How about you, Mr. Romney? What are you hiding?"

Best of Submariner
♪You. I got YOU babe...♫

Best of Vinneh
"You think I'm the Mormon Rick? Look how many wives Gingrich has."

Best of mpur
Mitt, I'm only gonna say it one more time: do not touch me with anything you don't want broken off and stuffed up your ass.

19 comments:

metalgarth said...

Get your damn hands off my you dirty Mormon Ape!

blue said...

"You have to take Michelle Bachmman home."
"No, you have to take her home!"

cheap term papers said...

they are good actors and nothing more!

John.....just John said...

I'll give you one instance where exposure to scrotum IS ok!

John.....just John said...

Guess what's on your finger? Hell, I'll eat what's on your finger!

Jack Reacher said...

"My tonsils were removed in 1974. How about you, Mr. Romney? What are you hiding?"

Jack Reacher said...

"This guy will take the dinner check, thanks."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Who.Does.Number.Two.Work.For?

Submariner said...

Oh yeah; well Red Sox or Rangers?
I rest my case!

Submariner said...

♪You. I got YOU babe...♫

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You do realize that constitutes assault and battery? I should know. Paul's lawyers explained it pretty clearly during the deposition.

-OR-

If you hock a loogie at me, I'm taking you down. Don't care if you have me in height and reach. I know how to dance like a bee.

-OR-

Jeez, Mitt, that molar is actually oozing! Ask Bachmann to whip up a poltice of herbs and eye of Newt. Erm, sorry, newt.

Kaptain Krude said...

"You're invading my personal space!"

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey Rick, come by my dressing room after the debate and I'll show you my 9 plan," offered Mr. Romney

Anonymous said...

"You think I'm the Mormon Rick? Look how many wives Gingrich has."

Vinneh

Submariner said...

ORA

If flies start spewin' from yer pie-hole, I'm drawin' and sendin' ya back to the crypt, Mitt...

mpur said...

Rick, can I talk to you about the one true church?

mpur said...

Mitt, I'm only gonna say it one more time: do not touch me with anything you don't want broken off and stuffed up your ass.

Passionate Conservative said...

No, really! Smell my finger! It smells like jobs and energy. Yours just just smells like a proctologist's finger