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P.J. and Dolly, all grown up, debate the number of Family Circus strips drawn since 1970 that actually had a joke included.
Best of blue
"I served with Sarah Palin, I knew Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin was a friend of mine. Congresswomen, you're no Sarah Palin."
Best of dadoctah
"Touchdown!"
Best of Rodney Dill
"See, I have no corndogs hidden on my person."
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hold it, I have an idea. How many want to see Newt and I switch hair? Can I see a show of hands?"
Best of Submariner
Bachman Gingrich Overhype
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
NEWT: Y'know, up close you're hotter than most of the women with whom I committed adultery!
Best of Vinneh
The mime in the box is the last ditch effort in the hopeless debate bag of tricks.
Best of Passionate Conservative
I must, I must, I must increase my bust!
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Michelle Bachman is courting the mime vote, *once again*, probably paid off by the mime lobby
P.J. and Dolly, all grown up, debate the number of Family Circus strips drawn since 1970 that actually had a joke included.
"I served with Sarah Palin, I knew Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin was a friend of mine. Congresswomen, you're no Sarah Palin."
Bachman, "I never called Newt a corn-dog".
"Touchdown!"
"See, I have no corndogs hidden on my person."
"Hold it, I have an idea. How many want to see Newt and I switch hair? Can I see a show of hands?"
"9-9-9? I tell you ladies I'd settle for just 9 inches."
Bachman Gingrich Overhype
♪ Five.
Five Trillion.
Five Trillion National Debt... ♪
Bachman describes the national economy.
Alright, Michelle, I'll play:
How wide IS the FLOTUS' a$$?
Bachmann becomes confused and frustrated when, despite showing she indeed has arms, Newt keeps insisting he's debating an unarmed opponent.
-OR-
NEWT: Y'know, up close you're hotter than most of the women with whom I committed adultery!
-OR-
There's a crisp dollar bill in it if you raise your hands behind your head and do a sexy dance!
-OR-
OK, if I admit I'm the Republican posterboy for Clinton-type satyrism, will you admit you're the Republican mirror immage of Palin-type fruitcakism... and a practicing witch?
Whoa, Newt, you can't prove I had anything to do with Obamalama's teleprompters being stolen and dumped behind that Richmond Holiday Inn. Getting back to serious debate, when did you stop renting rooms by the hour?
Now now, let me answer Newt's serious question... hmmm, "what accomplishment am I most proud of?"
That I won second place at a college band majorette contest AND I can still fit into my uniform!
-OR-
Back the truck up Newt! No, I can't spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but that isn't a word we even use in our coven, you philandering bloviating has-been.
-OR-
My turn! My turn! My turn! Newt, since we're in Vegas, will you be tweeting live on Rate-the-Brothel.com?
"♫♪ You can't touch this ♪♫"
The mime in the box is the last ditch effort in the hopeless debate bag of tricks.
Vinneh
Newt admits Bachman is worthy of one of his little blue pills.
Vinneh
Why is Bacman dressed in a Lennon 'Lonely Harts Club' uniform?
-Oiao
Newt looks on as Michelle contorts herself attempting to insert some inane Biblical reference into the debate.
I must, I must, I must increase my bust!
And if elected, I promise to eat a corn dog THIS BIG!
Newt Gingrich thought bubble:
"No sir, definitely not a crime..."
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