Saturday, October 22, 2011
1. "OHAI, Army of Mom."
2. "Excuse me, would you have a minute to hear about the Church of Latter Day Pumas?"
3. "No, I don't think I'll be going to Occupy Pride Rock. Yeah, Mufasa's corrupt crony capitalism sucks, but you guys aren't proposing any workable solutions.:" Fluffy was sad to see another friend go Full Retard.
4. (Kitteh) "Hey, Mom, there's an NFC mascot at the door."
5. (Cougar) "Hi, I'm an out of work corporate mascot. Got any dealership signs you need posin' on?"
Best of Submariner
For some reason, Fluffy was always attracted to the "bad boys" in the neighborhood...
Best of dadoctah
: "Sure, technically it's unwanted exposure, but to tell the truth I've really got no problem with it."
Best of Mr. Right
What every kitteh sees when it looks in the mirror.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
CattyBubble: And this is why I hate blind dates.
Best of jj
15 year old Timmy just can't seem to get the hang of online dating yet and orders the wrong kind of cougar again...
Best of Dr. Doom
Jeff's internet search for 'pussy eating cougars' was a bit of a disappointment...
Good afternoon, Ma'am, I'd like to tell you all about being a Jehovah's Witness. And then I'd like to eat you.
Best of mpur
"Oh, yeah," Fluffy said, "you're a big, tough wild animal and so much better than me. Excuse me while I go nibble on some tuna and then spend the afternoon curled up on the sofa in my 'prison'."
Best of Vinneh
"Quit f*#%ing around Morris, you finicky piece of shit and let me in."