1. "OHAI, Army of Mom."
2. "Excuse me, would you have a minute to hear about the Church of Latter Day Pumas?"
3. "No, I don't think I'll be going to Occupy Pride Rock. Yeah, Mufasa's corrupt crony capitalism sucks, but you guys aren't proposing any workable solutions.:" Fluffy was sad to see another friend go Full Retard.
4. (Kitteh) "Hey, Mom, there's an NFC mascot at the door."
5. (Cougar) "Hi, I'm an out of work corporate mascot. Got any dealership signs you need posin' on?"
Best of Submariner
For some reason, Fluffy was always attracted to the "bad boys" in the neighborhood...
Best of dadoctah
: "Sure, technically it's unwanted exposure, but to tell the truth I've really got no problem with it."
Best of Mr. Right
What every kitteh sees when it looks in the mirror.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
CattyBubble: And this is why I hate blind dates.
Best of jj
15 year old Timmy just can't seem to get the hang of online dating yet and orders the wrong kind of cougar again...
Best of Dr. Doom
Jeff's internet search for 'pussy eating cougars' was a bit of a disappointment...
Threadwinner: Dactyl
Good afternoon, Ma'am, I'd like to tell you all about being a Jehovah's Witness. And then I'd like to eat you.
Best of mpur
"Oh, yeah," Fluffy said, "you're a big, tough wild animal and so much better than me. Excuse me while I go nibble on some tuna and then spend the afternoon curled up on the sofa in my 'prison'."
Best of Vinneh
"Quit f*#%ing around Morris, you finicky piece of shit and let me in."
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"excuse me, do you have any Gray Poupon?"
Fluffy discovers a new mantra: "Thank God for glass...Thank God for glass..."
For some reason, Fluffy was always attracted to the "bad boys" in the neighborhood...
Demi Moore picks up Ashton Kutcher at his parents house for their first date...
Caterwaul all you want; I'm STILL not opening this door...
"Candygram?!?"
It's a glass door you 'tard!
: "Sure, technically it's unwanted exposure, but to tell the truth I've really got no problem with it."
What every kitteh sees when it looks in the mirror.
Have you heard of Ron Paul?
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Wow, I love this funhouse mirror!
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CattyBubble: They wanted a nice cabin in the woods. I tried to tell them it was a big mistake, but nooooo, nobody ever pays attention to my opinion!
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No, I do NOT want to come out and "play!"
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CattyBubble: And this is why I hate blind dates.
15 year old Timmy just can't seem to get the hang of online dating yet and orders the wrong kind of cougar again...
Jeff's internet search for 'pussy eating cougars' was a bit of a disappointment...
Consumer Reports later acknowledged losing a couple of cats and puppies while testing patio door manufacturer claims that they could stand up to anything nature threw at them.
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Fluffy suddenly stopped taunting, "ya wanna piece of me, ya wanna piece of me?" when the puma pulled out the key he'd found under the fake rock.
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David Attenborough whispers: I believe Mr. Mountain Lion is saying, "Summer...screen door...I know where you live."
Good afternoon, Ma'am, I'd like to tell you all about being a Jehovah's Witness. And then I'd like to eat you.
"Oh, yeah," Fluffy said, "you're a big, tough wild animal and so much better than me. Excuse me while I go nibble on some tuna and then spend the afternoon curled up on the sofa in my 'prison'."
"Quit f*#%ing around Morris, you finicky piece of shit and let me in."
vinneh
I tawt I taw a puddy tat!! I did, I did taw a . . . oh wait, no, the mountain lion ate him. Never mind!
Handicapped by her lack of thumbs, Fluffy tries desperately to figure out how to insert the door's track lock.
(Cougar) "I have that outfit."
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