Saturday, October 22, 2011

Caturday



1. "OHAI, Army of Mom."

2. "Excuse me, would you have a minute to hear about the Church of Latter Day Pumas?"

3. "No, I don't think I'll be going to Occupy Pride Rock. Yeah, Mufasa's corrupt crony capitalism sucks, but you guys aren't proposing any workable solutions.:" Fluffy was sad to see another friend go Full Retard.

4. (Kitteh) "Hey, Mom, there's an NFC mascot at the door."

5. (Cougar) "Hi, I'm an out of work corporate mascot. Got any dealership signs you need posin' on?"

Best of Submariner
For some reason, Fluffy was always attracted to the "bad boys" in the neighborhood...

Best of dadoctah
: "Sure, technically it's unwanted exposure, but to tell the truth I've really got no problem with it."

Best of Mr. Right
What every kitteh sees when it looks in the mirror.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
CattyBubble: And this is why I hate blind dates.

Best of jj
15 year old Timmy just can't seem to get the hang of online dating yet and orders the wrong kind of cougar again...

Best of Dr. Doom
Jeff's internet search for 'pussy eating cougars' was a bit of a disappointment...

Threadwinner: Dactyl
Good afternoon, Ma'am, I'd like to tell you all about being a Jehovah's Witness. And then I'd like to eat you.

Best of mpur
"Oh, yeah," Fluffy said, "you're a big, tough wild animal and so much better than me. Excuse me while I go nibble on some tuna and then spend the afternoon curled up on the sofa in my 'prison'."

Best of Vinneh
"Quit f*#%ing around Morris, you finicky piece of shit and let me in."

18 comments:

blue said...

"excuse me, do you have any Gray Poupon?"

DaveP. said...

Fluffy discovers a new mantra: "Thank God for glass...Thank God for glass..."

Submariner said...

For some reason, Fluffy was always attracted to the "bad boys" in the neighborhood...

Submariner said...

Demi Moore picks up Ashton Kutcher at his parents house for their first date...

Submariner said...

Caterwaul all you want; I'm STILL not opening this door...

Submariner said...

"Candygram?!?"
It's a glass door you 'tard!

dadoctah said...

: "Sure, technically it's unwanted exposure, but to tell the truth I've really got no problem with it."

Mr. Right said...

What every kitteh sees when it looks in the mirror.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Have you heard of Ron Paul?

-OR-

Wow, I love this funhouse mirror!

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CattyBubble: They wanted a nice cabin in the woods. I tried to tell them it was a big mistake, but nooooo, nobody ever pays attention to my opinion!

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No, I do NOT want to come out and "play!"

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CattyBubble: And this is why I hate blind dates.

jj said...

15 year old Timmy just can't seem to get the hang of online dating yet and orders the wrong kind of cougar again...

Dr. Doom said...

Jeff's internet search for 'pussy eating cougars' was a bit of a disappointment...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Consumer Reports later acknowledged losing a couple of cats and puppies while testing patio door manufacturer claims that they could stand up to anything nature threw at them.

-OR-

Fluffy suddenly stopped taunting, "ya wanna piece of me, ya wanna piece of me?" when the puma pulled out the key he'd found under the fake rock.

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David Attenborough whispers: I believe Mr. Mountain Lion is saying, "Summer...screen door...I know where you live."

Dactyl said...

Good afternoon, Ma'am, I'd like to tell you all about being a Jehovah's Witness. And then I'd like to eat you.

mpur said...

"Oh, yeah," Fluffy said, "you're a big, tough wild animal and so much better than me. Excuse me while I go nibble on some tuna and then spend the afternoon curled up on the sofa in my 'prison'."

Anonymous said...

"Quit f*#%ing around Morris, you finicky piece of shit and let me in."

vinneh

Dactyl said...

I tawt I taw a puddy tat!! I did, I did taw a . . . oh wait, no, the mountain lion ate him. Never mind!

Jack Reacher said...

Handicapped by her lack of thumbs, Fluffy tries desperately to figure out how to insert the door's track lock.

Jack Reacher said...

(Cougar) "I have that outfit."