Monday, October 24, 2011
Cain and Disabled
1. "Dammit, lady... I was not on Deep Space Nine, and I don't know who the f-ck 'Odo' is. Who the hell put my book signing at a Star Trek convention?"
2."Sure, I'll write 9-9-9 om your tits."
3. "Sure, Mrs. Clinton. I'll fetch you some coffee right away."
4. "My next impression... Bob Dole!"
5. "Naw, don't worry ma'am. I'm not actually going to whip anything out. It's just a caption."
Best of Vinneh
"No, I don't do weather reports."
Best of metalgarth
"I'm glad you like rice, but my name's not Ben and I'm not your Uncle"
Best of Mr Hankey
Of course, you’ll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you...
Best of dadoctah
"Okay, so that's one large thin crust with mushrooms and anchovies, and a side order of cheesy breadsticks."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh, yes ma'am, I've tons more weird ass ideas. I'm like Arthur Carlson of WKRP in Cincinnati, sitting in my office a'pondering and playing with rocketship pens... like this'n.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Ask me no crazy questions and I'll give you no wild-ass answers. Probably."