Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Bullhorn Bulldyke Bullsh1t



1. "Unwanted exposure to scrotum is never OK. Tuck it back in, Chaz Bono."

2. ORA: "I have a bullhorn, sir, and you will listen to every damn word I have to say."

3. Who says there are no attractive women in the Occupy Movement."

4.  To skip this message, hit the pound sign.

5. "Why won't anyone play tic-tac-toe on my arm?"

Best of metalgarth
And you thought Glee couldn't get any stupider!

Best of jj
...If any of you women get arrested, meet me in the shower for 'strategy sessions'.

Best of Jack Reacher
The un-aired, final episode of Nurse Jackie.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Remember, everyone, we parked in Goofy 7. Goofy 7."

Best of blue
"If you need to take a dump, the police cars are over there...."

Best of GregMan
I don't understand, the blond lesbian seemed so much hotter in the dirty movie I just watched...

Best of mpur
"Rapists. That is all."

19 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

Protest Leader: "I have smelled the enemy and he smells like us. WHAT DO WWE WANT?"

Crowd: "DEODORANT"

Protest Leader: "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"

Crowd: "NOW"

JohnS1959 said...

"Good news womyn and men," cried the protester, "The First Lady has agreed to take all of us on her next vacation!"

metalgarth said...

and you thought Glee couldn't get any stupider!

jj said...

...for English, press #1...

jj said...

...If any of you women get arrested, meet me in the shower for 'strategy sessions'.

Jack Reacher said...

The un-aired, final episode of Nurse Jackie.

Jack Reacher said...

David Bowie has really let himself go.

Jack Reacher said...

"Remember, everyone, we parked in Goofy 7. Goofy 7."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Crones! We need to elect more CRONES!!! What's the good of having most of the money if we don't have any power??

-OR-

I love being the center of attention! That's why I grabbed the bullhorn and won't pass it around.

-OR-

SHE who controls the bullhorn, controls the bullsh*t!
ORA Dune (with apologies to F.Herbert)

blue said...

"If you need to take a dump, the police cars are over there...."

Steve O said...

I only go to protests to meet hot babes.

Anonymous said...

"Before I spout out some bogus, left wing creedo, can I ask you a serious question? Are there any men out there? Preferably, one with a good job who loves kids."

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

"And for )WS demand #6,341, all ze debt for sex toys, whips and chains will be universally abolished!"

-Oiao

GregMan said...

I don't understand, the blond lesbian seemed so much hotter in the dirty movie I just watched...

GregMan said...

"Hey! You kids! Get off my lawn!"

GregMan said...

"Listen up, dammit. I took one of my five weeks' worth of vacation days from my six-figure tenured position as a Womyn's Studies department professor at a tax-subsidized college so I could be here. Stop the machine!"

GregMan said...

"Serenity now!"

mpur said...

"Rapists. That is all."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Unwanted exposure to scrotum is..... oh nevermind, that's just her face.