1. "Unwanted exposure to scrotum is never OK. Tuck it back in, Chaz Bono."
2. ORA: "I have a bullhorn, sir, and you will listen to every damn word I have to say."
3. Who says there are no attractive women in the Occupy Movement."
4. To skip this message, hit the pound sign.
5. "Why won't anyone play tic-tac-toe on my arm?"
Best of metalgarth
And you thought Glee couldn't get any stupider!
Best of jj
...If any of you women get arrested, meet me in the shower for 'strategy sessions'.
Best of Jack Reacher
The un-aired, final episode of Nurse Jackie.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Remember, everyone, we parked in Goofy 7. Goofy 7."
Best of blue
"If you need to take a dump, the police cars are over there...."
Best of GregMan
I don't understand, the blond lesbian seemed so much hotter in the dirty movie I just watched...
Best of mpur
"Rapists. That is all."
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Protest Leader: "I have smelled the enemy and he smells like us. WHAT DO WWE WANT?"
Crowd: "DEODORANT"
Protest Leader: "WHEN DO WE WANT IT?"
Crowd: "NOW"
"Good news womyn and men," cried the protester, "The First Lady has agreed to take all of us on her next vacation!"
and you thought Glee couldn't get any stupider!
...for English, press #1...
...If any of you women get arrested, meet me in the shower for 'strategy sessions'.
The un-aired, final episode of Nurse Jackie.
David Bowie has really let himself go.
"Remember, everyone, we parked in Goofy 7. Goofy 7."
Crones! We need to elect more CRONES!!! What's the good of having most of the money if we don't have any power??
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I love being the center of attention! That's why I grabbed the bullhorn and won't pass it around.
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SHE who controls the bullhorn, controls the bullsh*t!
ORA Dune (with apologies to F.Herbert)
"If you need to take a dump, the police cars are over there...."
I only go to protests to meet hot babes.
"Before I spout out some bogus, left wing creedo, can I ask you a serious question? Are there any men out there? Preferably, one with a good job who loves kids."
Vinneh
"And for )WS demand #6,341, all ze debt for sex toys, whips and chains will be universally abolished!"
-Oiao
I don't understand, the blond lesbian seemed so much hotter in the dirty movie I just watched...
"Hey! You kids! Get off my lawn!"
"Listen up, dammit. I took one of my five weeks' worth of vacation days from my six-figure tenured position as a Womyn's Studies department professor at a tax-subsidized college so I could be here. Stop the machine!"
"Serenity now!"
"Rapists. That is all."
Unwanted exposure to scrotum is..... oh nevermind, that's just her face.
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