1. The Book of Obama's Failures, Volume I of IX.
2. The Guide to Understanding Women is finally complete. The pamphlet, Guide to Understanding Men, has been available for some time.
3. "Someone call Paris Hilton and tell her her lab results are in."
4. The Obama Administration said critics of its latest round of new business regulations should just "STFU and hire people."
5. "This can't be the whole list of women who are more attractive than Sarah Jessica Parker. I'll ask the librarian if there are more volumes."
6. "Awwww... crap. This is the last time I buy a term paper from a spammer on the internet. They charge by the page."
Best of Dr. Doom
Brother Maynard consults the Book of Armaments...
Best of Double the U
The complete list of times Dawn's head has exploded. The 2011 listings.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Yep... Our entry is still only Mostly harmless."
Best of Jack Reacher
Jobs you're not qualified for with a degree that ends in "-studies."
Best of Jack Reacher
I see the federal government is still hard at work on that hard-copy backup of the Internet.
Best of dub
"How to Find The Clitoris" proved to be just too much reading for Carl.
Best of metalgarth
"Who's idea was it to make a complete list of standard captions and ORAs?"
Best of jj
Let's see...a five letter word for utter failure...begins with ob and ends with a....
Best of Artfldgr
Peter wondered if the new password they gave him was their way of saying they dont need him any more...
Best of Submariner
"People The Clinton's Offed"
Volume VII; MCD - PAT
Best of Submariner
"Unfunny Family Circus Cartoons"
Mar 2, 1972 - Aug 13, 1976
Best of Kaptain Krude
"I'd like to see that bastard Superman tear *THIS* phone book in half!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The National Association of Bankers' new standardized credit card agreement.
Best of Mr. Hankey
White House staff prepare the list of Obama's planned pardons before leaving office.
Best of Dactyl
The centerfold is so huge it takes four guys to pull it out, and you can count every freckle on her inner diameter slope.
Best of Submariner
McPatterson's owner reviews the Health Code Violations listed in his September Inspection report.
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Brother Maynard consults the Book of Armaments...
"The instruction manual for the latest FACEBOOK changes is out."
Congressman Frank's page searches the condensed version of the Obamacare bill for death panel loopholes...
The complete list of times Dawn's head has exploded. The 2011 listings.
"The new phone book is here, the new phone book is here"
So THAT's how many Chin's are in a Chinese phone book!
"Yep... Our entry is still only Mostly harmless."
ORA
Barack's and Michelle's Vacation Getaway Guide.
How To Make The Perfect Cup of Coffee
Looks like the NYC ordinances on smoking, salt, and trans-fats have been published.
Jobs you're not qualified for with a degree that ends in "-studies."
I see the federal government is still hard at work on that hard-copy backup of the Internet.
"How to Find The Clitoris" proved to be just too much reading for Carl.
"The complete list of thought crimes committed at Caption This!" by Dawn
"Who's idea was it to make a complete list of standard captions and ORAs?"
Francois reviews The Complete Guide to French Military Defeats...
Dr. Archibald looks up a reference in Say What? - The Life and Times of Joe Biden, Vol 13 - The Vice Presidential Years...
Let's see...a five letter word for utter failure...begins with ob and ends with a....
The daily roster of 'visitors' to the FEMA education camps grows daily...
Big Sis' listing of registered Bibles and registered gun owners...Tennessee volume...
"That stupid SOB. It's right here in plain English. Can't he read"?
Vinneh
The IRS publishes a "simplified" explanation of how they're complying with the Paperwork Reduction Act.
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Congressional Record Appendix IX - Complete Works of Newt Gingrich's Bloviation
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WikiLeaks releases a money flow chart between Wall Street, off-shore shell companies and congressmen on the take. [2008 edition]
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The original UNabridged version of War & Peace.
For just $29.95 (plus $115 s/h) you can own Matt Lasko's lastest book - "How to Get the 1% to Pay Your BILLS!!"
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Guinness World Record holder Sigmund Cheevers shows off his "List of Jobs Sigmund Cheevers Isn't Qualified to Perform"
When your the most interesting man in the world, your life story has more weight than all the others... Stay thirsty my friends
In the year 2428 they finally found a way to get rid of the fine print...
This is wonderful!!! If it weren't for computers saving paper, we would have had to have 10 of these!
No wonder the actuaries from the IRS didnt want to go through Bernie Madoffs records...
Arthur never did understand "crib" sheet...
Peter wondered if the new password they gave him was their way of saying they dont need him any more...
Danversk Jeter was beside himself with joy when he saw what they wanted him to proof read for errors... at that point he knew that looking for work would never be a problem again
Finally the question to the answer to the question of life was in his hands, but then he noticed the printer ribbon was running out...
67lbs of print out saying "i know the answer, you dont, nyah nyah" was not what Harold expected when running his latest work through the CRAY...
More amazing that there was a print out like that, was that there was a shelf in the back with lots of empty binders like that...
Eula's get worse every year for IT...
What the typical Barnes & Noble bricks-n-mortar customer looks like to a kid from the Kindle generation.
"People The Clinton's Offed"
Volume VII; MCD - PAT
"Unfunny Family Circus Cartoons"
Mar 2, 1972 - Aug 13, 1976
"US Inventions Russia Claims To Have Invented First And Japan Builds Better And Cheaper"
Sex Acts Legal On Folsom Street
Erotic Outfits Owned By AoM
M'chelle's blueprint for a healthier school diet, with appendix on what stores near schools should NOT sell.
Just how *DO* you spell 'ennui' anyway?
"I'd like to see that bastard Superman tear *THIS* phone book in half!"
Damn... they spelled my name wrong again.
The National Association of Bankers' new standardized credit card agreement.
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This is what happens if you ask a lawyer to draw up a simple contract.
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US Army's specs list for suppliers of MRE's.
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Manufacturers whined (as usual) after seeing the FDA's revised nutritional "label" to be attached to every package on store shelves.
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Hey, I have that pr0n flip-book in my closet!
FOIA be damned!
The new, 'carbon-neutral' Slinky was somewhat of a disappointment, but the manufacturer still got a $500 billion grant from the federal government to mass-produce it.
DOD specification for a paper clip.
Joe Biden Gaffes; Volume 1 of 18.
White House staff prepare the list of Obama's planned pardons before leaving office.
The centerfold is so huge it takes four guys to pull it out, and you can count every freckle on her inner diameter slope.
Understanding Women.
Charlie Sheen's little black book
MoveOn's acquisition under FOIA of "Drone Strikes: 2011" was a ... bittersweet victory of sorts.
McPatterson's owner reviews the Health Code Violations listed in his September Inspection report.
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