Friday, October 28, 2011

Boogie Nights


1. Did the Obama Admin really need a 'Boogie Down Czar?' Apparently, they did.

2.  In retrospect, Seth MacFarlane regretted making a live-action movie of The Cleveland Show.

3. Today, you know him as Herman Cain. But in 1977, he was 'Sweet Booty Bad-Ass Papa Jones.'

4. "All right, which one of you chalk-faced whores stole my gold medallions?"

5. "9-9-9, baby," said Sweet Booty Bad-Ass Papa Jones, pointing to his groin. "9-9-9!"

Best of blue
to get more action, SBB-APJ calls his Bradbury instead of Johnston...

Best of Dr. Doom
This Week Only! For your viewing pleasure. Sweet Booty Bad-Ass Papa Jones will be the headliner in Dawn's Anal Fantasy...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Remember how you used to quickly flip through TV channels but paused the remote briefly on Soul Train just to point and laugh?

Best of mpur
"Damn right I made Dawn's head explode."

Best of Adriane
So Ang Lee got the green light for Mandingo and for Rhinestone Cowboy and said, "What the heck?!?"

Best of Mr Hankey
Occupy Studio 54

Best of dadoctah
This is the guy they left *out* of the Village People.

14 comments:

blue said...

to get more action, SBB-APJ calls his Bradbury instead of Johnston...

Dr. Doom said...

This Week Only! For your viewing pleasure. Sweet Booty Bad-Ass Papa Jones will be the headliner in Dawn's Anal Fantasy...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Hollywood Trivia:
His "Do Not Embarrass Us" contract with the Star Trek having expired, LeVar Burton promptly wrote, directed and starred in a remake of Grease, retitled Jive Ass.

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♩ ♫ Memories ♪ ♬
Remember how you used to quickly flip through TV channels but paused the remote briefly on Soul Train just to point and laugh?

mpur said...

"Damn right I made Dawn's head explode."

dadoctah said...

Slim Whitman? What the hell happened to *you*?

Dactyl said...

This Day In History, October 28th, 1971: the 'robot' dance is invented.
White breakdancers everywhere rejoice.

Adriane said...

So Ang Lee got the green light for Mandingo and for Rhinestone Cowboy and said, "What the heck?!?"

Rodney Dill said...

Where da white women at?

jj said...

M'chelle dresses up for Halloween ...as what, we still don't know...

metalgarth said...

Good news: The latest "jobs bill" actually did "save or create 5,000,000 jobs"

Bad news: all the jobs require you to dress like this

Mr Hankey said...

Occupy Studio 54

Mr Hankey said...

—I hereby assume the duties of sheriff in and for the township of Rock Ridge.

Dr. Doom said...

The Ang Lee remake of Blackula was not the critically acclaimed powerhouse that Roger Ebert had predicted...

dadoctah said...

This is the guy they left *out* of the Village People.