1. Leopold and Loeb try some focus grouping.
2. And the back of the sign says "Because there's no forced sodomy like prison forced sodomy."
3. "Gay Vampires Against Capitalism" -- another part of the 99%.
4. "Hey! Did that zombie chant just say 'You can have sex with animals?' Ooooh, I know what I want tonight."
5. Because it's the difference between a fabulous memorial page in the yearbook and a tacky orange jumpsuit?
Best of sonicfrog
And not by coincidence, California Governor Jerry Brown just happened to sign that prosecutable exemption into law just yesterday!
Best of Submariner
When did Tom Cruise dye his hair blonde?
Best of blue
"Oh Honey, I just wish one of us could get pregnant so we could have an abortion....."
Best of jj
I'd carry that sign too if my parents were Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'm betting there's so much fingerpointing going on inside that scrawny pale bast*rd's home, one of his parents loses an eye.
"Your sperm's defective."
"Nope, he ain't mine."
"He IS too yours!
Best of Dr. Doom
The OFS (Occupy Folsom Street) movement was much smaller than hoped but the signs were FABULOUS...
Best of Jack Reacher
"You're not one of the guys who writes those term papers, are you? Because I don't see a wide appeal for your thesis, I'm just sayin'."
Best of GregMan
Not surprisingly, his parents paid for that sign.