Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Because It's Illegal ... and Really Emo...

Gay Patriot


1. Leopold and Loeb try some focus grouping.

2. And the back of the sign says "Because there's no forced sodomy like prison forced sodomy."

3. "Gay Vampires Against Capitalism" -- another part of the 99%.

4. "Hey! Did that zombie chant just say 'You can have sex with animals?' Ooooh, I know what I want  tonight."

5. Because it's the difference between a fabulous memorial page in the yearbook and a tacky orange jumpsuit?

Best of sonicfrog
And not by coincidence, California Governor Jerry Brown just happened to sign that prosecutable exemption into law just yesterday!

Best of Submariner
When did Tom Cruise dye his hair blonde?

Best of blue
"Oh Honey, I just wish one of us could get pregnant so we could have an abortion....."

Best of jj
I'd carry that sign too if my parents were Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'm betting there's so much fingerpointing going on inside that scrawny pale bast*rd's home, one of his parents loses an eye.
"Your sperm's defective."
"Nope, he ain't mine."
"He IS too yours!

Best of Dr. Doom
The OFS (Occupy Folsom Street) movement was much smaller than hoped but the signs were FABULOUS...

Best of Jack Reacher
"You're not one of the guys who writes those term papers, are you? Because I don't see a wide appeal for your thesis, I'm just sayin'."

Best of GregMan
Not surprisingly, his parents paid for that sign.

11 comments:

sonicfrog said...

And not by coincidence, California Governor Jerry Brown just happened to sign that prosecutable exemption into law just yesterday!

Submariner said...

When did Tom Cruise dye his hair blonde?

blue said...

"Oh Honey, I just wish one of us could get pregnant so we could have an abortion....."

jj said...

And once again the libs come up with a new idea....retroactive abortion.

jj said...

Why kill your parents? They must be soooo proud...

jj said...

I'd carry that sign too if my parents were Rosie O'Donnell and Michael Moore.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm betting there's so much fingerpointing going on inside that scrawny pale bast*rd's home, one of his parents loses an eye.
"Your sperm's defective."
"Nope, he ain't mine."
"He IS too yours!

-OR-

Suicide by Hetero
Jeff's prank ended in tragedy. After grabbing a straight stranger and raising that sign for the camera, the stranger realized what was happening and beat Jeff to death.
Update: Judge's verdict - Justifiable HomOcide

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'll say it again... blind guys need to be a helluva lot more careful who fills out their Pencils for Sale signs.

Dr. Doom said...

The OFS (Occupy Folsom Street) movement was much smaller than hoped but the signs were FABULOUS...

Jack Reacher said...

"You're not one of the guys who writes those term papers, are you? Because I don't see a wide appeal for your thesis, I'm just sayin'."

GregMan said...

Not surprisingly, his parents paid for that sign.