Friday, October 21, 2011

The Barry and Moe Show (R)


1. "Greetings Brother Gaddaffy... Allah has sent me to guide you to heaven. Naw, just kidding, we're both going to Hell."

2."Nice drapes... reminds me of something M'Chel would wear."

3. Zombie Gadaffy enters the Obama White House searching for brains. Dies of starvation.

4. "Now that we've faked your death, Sheriff Joe can get you a job at the same 7-11 where we stashed Bin Laden."

5. "My creature requires a brain."

Best of Submariner
The Ghost of Jihad Present wakes up Barry from his Cabinet Meeting nap to deliver a warning...

Best of metalgarth
Did Corporal Klinger become the official spokesperson of the repeal of DADT?

Best of Oiao
"Greetings Brother Gaddaffy... I'm here to tell you that you have been voted off of the island."

Best of Dr. Doom
"No Muammar it is S-O-L-Y-N-D-R-A, you know with a 'Y'," repeated the President, "Trust me you won't be disappointed - what could go wrong?"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Ah, you must be the new Jew... janitor. Excellent, excellent."

Best of Dactyl
"Nice, er, sleeping bag you're wearing."
"Thank you, mister president. I wore this in order to spare you any unwanted exposure to scrotum."
"Unwanted?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
My handler says that once I'm in the Attenuator Program, I just stand around blending into the crowd so the rebels will never find me. Sounds easy!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Before he married Michele, he had to ask her mother for her blessing.

Best of jj
Barry, "I really liked you in The Rockford Files".

Best of Vinneh
"Colonel Ghaddafi, if you don't return the bedspread to the Lincoln bedroom, I might have to kill you."

30 comments:

mpur said...

Gadaffy arrives in hell.

Submariner said...

The Ghost of Jihad Present wakes up Barry from his Cabinet Meeting nap to deliver a warning...

Submariner said...

Yeah, yeah, I know; "Any-who At-the-Bar..." How's paradise?

Submariner said...

The One greets his new Social Ettiquette Czar...

metalgarth said...

Did Corporal Klinger become the official spokesperson of the repeal of DADT?

Anonymous said...

"Greetings Brother Gaddaffy... I'm here to tell you that you have been voted off of the island."

-Oiao

Dr. Doom said...

I'll take Video African Potentates for $800 Alex...

Dr. Doom said...

"No Muammar it is S-O-L-Y-N-D-R-A, you know with a 'Y'," repeated the President, "Trust me you won't be disappointed - what could go wrong?"

Dr. Doom said...

Two guys whose political aspirations are over...

Kaptain Krude said...

"Ah, you must be the new Jew... janitor. Excellent, excellent."


wv: mants - "Geezis, Ghaddafi, take those mants off and put on some real clothes, willya?"

Dactyl said...

"Nice, er, sleeping bag you're wearing."
"Thank you, mister president. I wore this in order to spare you any unwanted exposure to scrotum."
"Unwanted?"

Double the U said...

Nice country you have there Gaddaffy be a shame if something happened to it.

dadoctah said...

"Have you heard about Ron Paul?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Despot in a Can
My asylum case handler won't explain what "Kinetic Energy Attenuator Substitute" is. He just chuckles and says I look the part, it's all I'm qualified for and figures prominently in your jobs creation plan.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

My handler says that once I'm in the Attenuator Program, I just stand around blending into the crowd so the rebels will never find me. Sounds easy!

Son Of The Godfather said...

Before he married Michele, he had to ask her mother for her blessing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Lib ya? I hardly know ya!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Very funny, Muamar... now will you please return the truck with the teleprompter?"

Spin said...

After M'chel stripped Gadaffy naked for her autumn collection Barry had to have him killed.

Son Of The Godfather said...

The Godfather-style kiss should have been a hint for Qaddafy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Barry: "Look into the eyes of the dragon and despair!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Two "leaders" who couldn't run an ear-wax museum.

Kaptain Krude said...

A rare photo of Obama *NOT* bowing to a foreign head of state.

Kaptain Krude said...

"So, I hear you are a corpseman. I mean, corpsman."

jj said...

barry, "I really liked you in The Rockford Files".

jj said...

Man in background thought bubble, "Man, I better get out of here quickly...that drone's supposed to be overhead any minute..."

Anonymous said...

"Colonel Ghaddafi, if you don't return the bedspread to the Lincoln bedroom, I might have to kill you."

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

"I always wanted to shake the hand of the man who was responsible for Pan Am 103." (not funny but sarcastic)

Vinneh

Julie the Jarhead said...

"I saw it in a window and couldn't resist!"

wv gyncypot = I can't even imagine.

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