Friday, October 21, 2011
The Barry and Moe Show (R)
1. "Greetings Brother Gaddaffy... Allah has sent me to guide you to heaven. Naw, just kidding, we're both going to Hell."
2."Nice drapes... reminds me of something M'Chel would wear."
3. Zombie Gadaffy enters the Obama White House searching for brains. Dies of starvation.
4. "Now that we've faked your death, Sheriff Joe can get you a job at the same 7-11 where we stashed Bin Laden."
5. "My creature requires a brain."
Best of Submariner
The Ghost of Jihad Present wakes up Barry from his Cabinet Meeting nap to deliver a warning...
Best of metalgarth
Did Corporal Klinger become the official spokesperson of the repeal of DADT?
Best of Oiao
"Greetings Brother Gaddaffy... I'm here to tell you that you have been voted off of the island."
Best of Dr. Doom
"No Muammar it is S-O-L-Y-N-D-R-A, you know with a 'Y'," repeated the President, "Trust me you won't be disappointed - what could go wrong?"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Ah, you must be the new Jew... janitor. Excellent, excellent."
Best of Dactyl
"Nice, er, sleeping bag you're wearing."
"Thank you, mister president. I wore this in order to spare you any unwanted exposure to scrotum."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
My handler says that once I'm in the Attenuator Program, I just stand around blending into the crowd so the rebels will never find me. Sounds easy!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Before he married Michele, he had to ask her mother for her blessing.
Best of jj
Barry, "I really liked you in The Rockford Files".
Best of Vinneh
"Colonel Ghaddafi, if you don't return the bedspread to the Lincoln bedroom, I might have to kill you."