Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Where's the Rest of the Cluster?
1. Andrew Sullivan seethed, "I'm supposed to be the one taking the president's milky loads!"
2. Judging from the look on Trumka's face, "It's twoo! It's twoo!"
3. "So, um, you kids can, um, see what's important... let me be clear... it's important to use a condom, especially, um, when you're with a, um, dirty bareback bottomslut like Richard Trumka."
4. "Let me be clear... after a trillion dollars in Stimulus goes into a union slush fund, the least I can expect is the courtesy of a reach-around."
5. "Thank, um, Allah that the, um, Anal Fantasy stinger is gone.... What do you mean the new one is even worse?"
Best of Dr. Doom
In order to celebrate Amerikkkan Socialism Day (previously known as Labor Day) the President honored the relationship between labor unions and the Democratic Party. The festivities started with a backrub and rapidly degenerated into an orgy of bacchanalian proportions...
Best of GregMan
"So Richard, um, this is uhhh, how Frank Marshall Davis used to, guuuhhh, have his anal fantasies."
Best of dub
Looks like Richard bought that package of Butt Closures just in time.
Best of dadoctah
Remember folks: Bert and Ernie are puppets and as such have no sexual identity.
Best of Dactyl
And, for those of you who haven't figured it out yet, here's a symbolic demonstration of what we plan to do to the American taxpayer.
Best of Rodney Dill
PENIS GOOD TIME NOW
Best of mpur
Just the tip, you say? Well...ok.
Best of Submariner
Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmm!
Barack Hussein obama!