1. Andrew Sullivan seethed, "I'm supposed to be the one taking the president's milky loads!"
2. Judging from the look on Trumka's face, "It's twoo! It's twoo!"
3. "So, um, you kids can, um, see what's important... let me be clear... it's important to use a condom, especially, um, when you're with a, um, dirty bareback bottomslut like Richard Trumka."
4. "Let me be clear... after a trillion dollars in Stimulus goes into a union slush fund, the least I can expect is the courtesy of a reach-around."
5. "Thank, um, Allah that the, um, Anal Fantasy stinger is gone.... What do you mean the new one is even worse?"
Best of Dr. Doom
In order to celebrate Amerikkkan Socialism Day (previously known as Labor Day) the President honored the relationship between labor unions and the Democratic Party. The festivities started with a backrub and rapidly degenerated into an orgy of bacchanalian proportions...
Best of GregMan
"So Richard, um, this is uhhh, how Frank Marshall Davis used to, guuuhhh, have his anal fantasies."
Best of dub
Looks like Richard bought that package of Butt Closures just in time.
Best of dadoctah
Remember folks: Bert and Ernie are puppets and as such have no sexual identity.
Best of Dactyl
And, for those of you who haven't figured it out yet, here's a symbolic demonstration of what we plan to do to the American taxpayer.
Best of Rodney Dill
PENIS GOOD TIME NOW
Best of mpur
Just the tip, you say? Well...ok.
Best of Submariner
Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmm!
Barack Hussein obama!
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Dateline Washington DC, September 5, 2011:
In order to celebrate Amerikkkan Socialism Day (previously known as Labor Day) the President honored the relationship between labor unions and the Democratic Party. The festivities started with a backrub and rapidly degenerated into an orgy of bacchanalian proportions...
President Obama demonstrates the I'll scratch your back if you'll scratch mine two step.
If Obama represents the American People and Trumka represents the unions, shouldn't their positions be reversed?
I would, uh, like to take this, um, opportunity to um, introduce the, uh, um, nation to my, um, new Personnel Czar, um, Matt Millen.
Speecy, meecey, micey;
them is some spicy, meeaty, balls...
Trumka thawt bubble; "Is that a RAT?"
"So Richard, um, this is uhhh, how Frank Marshall Davis used to, guuuhhh, have his anal fantasies."
"Wow, Richard, your a$$ is a lot smaller than M'chell's. Tighter, too."
"I have to tell you, Richard, I knew Reggie Love, I've banged Reggie Love up the backside, and you're no Reggie Love. If nothing else you're a whole lot hairier."
Looks like Richard bought that package of Butt Closures just in time.
Remember folks: Bert and Ernie are puppets and as such have no sexual identity.
"How about some dick, Dick"?
Vinneh
obama to Trumka, "Damn Richard, you're tighter that M'chelle"...
WV: faicial...aw c'mon...really?
"Can someone please take the tennis racket away from M'Chel? Let me know when it's safe."
"No, Mr. President, I said I wanted your input on the fisc. The FISC."
You put your hands on the worker's shoulders and then you hold the union worker down.
Hey, if the food service job don't work out, I can always hang a shingle and become an Obamacare chiropra...
crack!
POP!
AIEEEEEEEE!
... did I mention I'm a strong supporter of Perry's malpractice tort reform?
Obamalama Whispers: Hope you won't mind me standing behind you when you start swinging that metal knee-capper at those right-to-work scabs in the front row, Ricky.
-OR-
Obamalama Whispers: Rick, I have a lot at stake in the FBI Detroit office pool. Hoffa's really alive and living in a St. Petersburg retirement community, ain't he?
Split the money you skim from the union dues with me and I'll make you feel this good every night, honey.
Nearsighted CBS reporter: Ladies and Gentleman, what an unexpected treat... Abbott and Costello are about to perform their hilarious "Who's On First" routine!
And, for those of you who haven't figured it out yet, here's a symbolic demonstration of what we plan to do to the American taxpayer.
I'll stand behind you all the way... There's no place else to hide.
PENIS GOOD TIME NOW
Just the tip, you say? Well...ok.
Shh, shh, just try to relax, Dick. I know it's hard to piss on the Constitution the first time. Just relax and let it flow, let it flow....
Man up, Rick. We've all had to stand there and let Hillary do her Monica impersonation under the podium.
-OR-
FOX's "Penis Good Time" Show
Stop giggling. Just try to guess who's under the podium: Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton or Bawney Fwank
credit (and blame) to Rodney
Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmm, mmmmmmmmmmm!
Barack Hussein obama!
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