Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Wednesdays with Carpy von Phloggy


Putin On The Ritz
1. When he arrives, we'll offer Kim Jong-iL as much wheat as he can carry... in these. I'm such a stinker.
2. Just think, long ago these may have held someone's hope & change. I thought Obamalama might like them as keepsakes.
3. Well yes, they're stamped "Made in Japan 1954", but I'm told that's BC.
4. Lenscrafters Ad: If you think that's a cameltoe, you need new glasses.
5. Why are these Greek fishermen chortling? What does "salting the mine" mean??
6. This is a real tourist trap. Paid good rubles for a diving adventure and all I got were these broken amphorae and sand in my buttcrack.
7. I'm told these were once used as male chastity cages. Greeks must be hung like minotaurs.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Nyet", replied Mr. Putin, "They were only 75 meters down, why would I need to make squishface with hanky?"

Best of Rodney Dill
The years have not been kind to AquaMan

Best of dadoctah
Nice jugs, Vlad!

Best of prince of leaves
"You're right," Putin scoffed, "they're just not as impressive as the thirteen golfballs Obama had to fish out of water hazards on *his* latest vacation..."

Best of Double the U
In Russia, big jugs are a crime.

Best of Steve O
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

Best of Silhouette
"Really, he waved? Vhat a dork."

Best of GregMan
In Russia, amphoras discover you!

Best of USMC2841
You know, Our fearless leader took a pottery class once.

Best of Submariner
I've heard the Amerikkkan President found a diving coin in the kiddy pool...

Best of Vinneh
"Quick, someone unzip me I have to fart"!

20 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

"Nyet", replied Mr. Putin, "They were only 75 meters down, why would I need to make squishface with hanky?"

Dr. Doom said...

Putin: "In old days he would be made hero of Soviet Union!"

Interviewer: "Who - President Medvedev?"

Putin: "Nyet, President Obama!"

jj said...

Are the remnants of the German bombs dropped on Pearl Harbor?

Rodney Dill said...

The years have not been kind to AquaMan

Rodney Dill said...

I went fishing. Look what I caught in my nyet.

Rodney Dill said...

The vases were broken over the head of the man that said Putin smelled like tuna.

dadoctah said...

Nice jugs, Vlad!

dadoctah said...

And now that Marvel has wrapped shooting on the Sub-Mariner movie, it's time for the big Avengers event.

Dr. Doom said...

In Soviet Russia jar of vodka breaks you...

prince of leaves said...

"You're right," Putin scoffed, "they're just not as impressive as the thirteen golfballs Obama had to fish out of water hazards on *his* latest vacation..."

WV: "mings". Not quite, but close.

Double the U said...

In Russia, big jugs are a crime.

Steve O said...

"I don't always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis."

Silhouette said...

"Really, he waved? Vhat a dork."

flash template said...

Wonderful post! I like your blog. I will be back soon!

GregMan said...

In Russia, amphoras discover you!

GregMan said...

Is that another amphora in his pants or is he just happy to see us?

USMC2841 said...

You know, Our fearless leader took a pottery class once.

Submariner said...

I've heard the Amerikkkan President found a diving coin in the kiddy pool...

essay said...

broke... bitch!

Anonymous said...

"Quick, someone unzip me I have to fart"!

Vinneh