1. Mormons in space.
2. Say what you will, the Solyndra offices were kind of cool.
3. Starbucks remodels all 450,000 stores, but retains the crappy jazz music.
4. "I like my coffee like I like my First Ladies; cold, black, and bitter.
5. He: "The replicator must be malfunctioning. This coffee tastes like someone peed in it." She: "Alternately, the replicator may be working fine and the douchebag who made someone sleep on the wet spot is getting it right back."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes I suppose we could program the food replicator to provide butt closures", replied Adara, "But why would you want to?"
Best of Whacko
"I like your outfit too. Just like I like the same outfit on all 3 billion people of this godforsaken futuristic planet"
Best of dadoctah
"I see you've got the new iPad 27."
Best of GregMan
"If you have to spill it at least try to spill it on your left arm so the stain won't show."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Timmy, with men's uniforms, the orange sleeve goes on the right. Yeah, sure, "the laundrybot made a mistake." Like I haven't heard that one before, you cross-dressing perv.
Best of blue
I'd invite you over to my place buy I share with 255 other clones...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"hey baby, what say we take off our orange virginity sleeves?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Coffee?"
"Yes, I know."
Best of JohnS1959
"Computer - analyze etymology of the phrase Go kiss a moose", ordered Lt. Jones after his latest rejection...
Best of Matt the K
"Ok, YES, I know there's a midget dangling from my armpit. DEAL with it."
23 comments:
Funny that the 1999 of "Space: 1999" looks a lot more futuristic than the 2149 of "Terra Nova".
"Yes I suppose we could program the food replicator to provide butt closures", replied Adara, "But why would you want to?"
"I like your outfit too. Just like I like the same outfit on all 3 billion people of this godforsaken futuristic planet"
"Let's sneak off to the holodeck"
"Great. How will I know you?"
"I'll be wearing a tan jump suit with orange sleeves."
"Hey baby", cooed Captain Aldous, "How about we go back to my habitation pod and conduct a level four probe of your sub-space containment field?"
"I see you've got the new iPad 27."
"Have you heard about Ron Paul?"
"So, are you all ready for What The Future Would've Looked Like If Obama Hadn't Killed The Manned Space Program night?"
"Just pretend it's 'Hyper-Neutronium-Coffee' and drink it, you big baby!"
"If you have to spill it at least try to spill it on your left arm so the stain won't show."
You'll get used to this artificial gravity messing with things. See? Even the coffee doesn't slosh around when I tip it like this.
-OR-
Timmy, with men's uniforms, the orange sleeve goes on the right. Yeah, sure, "the laundrybot made a mistake." Like I haven't heard that one before, you cross-dressing perv.
Raul, how is your hair always so poofy? My hair's limp and oily thanks to that damned low-flow showerhead!
ORA Seinfeld
"Coffee?"
"No, not since Anderson Cooper made that face back in 2011.
After all it was his only claim ti fame"
I'd invite you over to my place buy I share with 255 other clones...
"hey baby, what say we take off our orange virginity sleeves?"
"Was that one or two dilitium crystals in your latte, Sir?"
"So, what questions do you have about Dianetics?"
"Welcome to Solyndra. Be sure to help yourself to some cash before you leave."
"Coffee?"
"Yes, I know."
"Computer - analyze etymology of the phrase Go kiss a moose", ordered Lt. Jones after his latest rejection...
Well, MY hairdo looks 1999. Yours...not so much.
"Coffee, tea, or Zorg juice?"
"Ok, YES, I know there's a midget dangling from my armpit. DEAL with it."
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