Friday, September 30, 2011
A weak Sci-Fi Friday Offering
1. Mormons in space.
2. Say what you will, the Solyndra offices were kind of cool.
3. Starbucks remodels all 450,000 stores, but retains the crappy jazz music.
4. "I like my coffee like I like my First Ladies; cold, black, and bitter.
5. He: "The replicator must be malfunctioning. This coffee tastes like someone peed in it." She: "Alternately, the replicator may be working fine and the douchebag who made someone sleep on the wet spot is getting it right back."
Best of Dr. Doom
"Yes I suppose we could program the food replicator to provide butt closures", replied Adara, "But why would you want to?"
Best of Whacko
"I like your outfit too. Just like I like the same outfit on all 3 billion people of this godforsaken futuristic planet"
Best of dadoctah
"I see you've got the new iPad 27."
Best of GregMan
"If you have to spill it at least try to spill it on your left arm so the stain won't show."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Timmy, with men's uniforms, the orange sleeve goes on the right. Yeah, sure, "the laundrybot made a mistake." Like I haven't heard that one before, you cross-dressing perv.
Best of blue
I'd invite you over to my place buy I share with 255 other clones...
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"hey baby, what say we take off our orange virginity sleeves?"
Best of Jack Reacher
"Yes, I know."
Best of JohnS1959
"Computer - analyze etymology of the phrase Go kiss a moose", ordered Lt. Jones after his latest rejection...
Best of Matt the K
"Ok, YES, I know there's a midget dangling from my armpit. DEAL with it."