Best of Rodney Dill
In search of the Zero G-spot.
Best of Double the U
Gravity doesn't always win.
Best of dub
In space, no one can hear you queef.
*Pfffftpppfptttffppp*
Ok...apparently we CAN hear that.
Best of Submariner
I'd like to connect up with her input device...
Best of Whacko
So many digital ion self-gratification devices, so little time.
Threadwinner: Submariner
I think I'm going to like the Samuel L Bronkowicz version of MST3K...
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The website for the proposed NASA space probe to Uranus got more web hits than ever expected.
In search of the Zero G-spot.
Gravity doesn't always win.
In space, no one can hear you queef.
*Pfffftpppfptttffppp*
Ok...apparently we CAN hear that.
In space no one can hear you cream.
(riffing off dub)
In space, no one can hear you dream...
Well, I guess they can while you moan.
And when you wake up panting.
And when you complain about the mess in your sheets.
I'd like to connect up with her input device...
I wonder if her thigh tattoo would lick off?
The aliens finally wised up and quit picking DragonCon rejects to probe.
"Man, it's lonely up here now that Obama has killed the Manned Space Program!"
Hey baby, nice asteroids!
Lets see Bruce Willis drill this asteroid.
Cheryl Cole decides to rejoin the human race.
VW - pubsises No it's just a tatoo
So many digital ion self-gratification devices, so little time.
2011: An Ass Odyssey
In "3001 A Space Odyssey", HHHAL (Heavenly Hot Horny Alien Lass) refused to open the, um, pod bay doors* until Dave sang Daisy, and made her believe it.
*This is a euphemism.
I think I'm going to like the Samuel L Bronkowicz version of MST3K...
"Open the pod bay door, Hal."
"...Hmmm... You open your pod bay door first."
In space, no one can hear you cream...
Damn fine nuclear wessels on that Wulcan...
"HAL, where is the captain?"
"You're the captain, remember, Darby?"
"Oh, yeah!"
wv: dense
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