Monday, September 12, 2011
1. Soup Marxist says, "No soup for capitalist oppressors!"
2. Soup Marxist proclaims, "I don't care if you haven't even cut the vegetables yet. I demand that you serve this soup immediately!"
3. Soup Marxist claims to have created or saved over 3,000,000 bowls of soup.
4. Soup Marxist helps himself to some Buttery Mustard Duck with a Minestrone Flavor. (See what I did there? LOL)
5. Bandana Chick: "I don't know who the new guy is, but so far he's dumped four pots of broth down the sink, he's been handling raw chicken meat with his bare hands all morning, he set the kitchen on fire... And then he whines that no one gives him credit for the job he's doing."
Best of Dr. Doom
After two years of searching, Mr. Obama finally discovers a shovel ready project. Eatin' shovel that is...
Best of Double the U
Well Mr Obama... you did say something about "according to his need, according to his ability." and you barely have the ability to do that.
Best of Jack Reacher
After six months and $18,500,000 in government loans, the solar soup kitchen is about to serve its first bowl. The building will be shuttered and all employees laid off tomorrow.
Best of mpur
In a parallel universe, where 52% of the voters are not complete idiots, Barak Obama finds himself in a career more suited to his talents and qualifications.
Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, behind the curtain at a Chicago area Planned Parenthood Clinic, a community organizer cleans out the "examination" room...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Girlfriend, I'm serious! He dumped a whole pot of soup out on the floor, then turned his bony ass around and said he had inhereted the mess!"
Best of Steve O
"Even Jimmy Carter isn't allowed to scoop the soup!" thought Barry proudly.