1. Soup Marxist says, "No soup for capitalist oppressors!"
2. Soup Marxist proclaims, "I don't care if you haven't even cut the vegetables yet. I demand that you serve this soup immediately!"
3. Soup Marxist claims to have created or saved over 3,000,000 bowls of soup.
4. Soup Marxist helps himself to some Buttery Mustard Duck with a Minestrone Flavor. (See what I did there? LOL)
5. Bandana Chick: "I don't know who the new guy is, but so far he's dumped four pots of broth down the sink, he's been handling raw chicken meat with his bare hands all morning, he set the kitchen on fire... And then he whines that no one gives him credit for the job he's doing."
Best of Dr. Doom
After two years of searching, Mr. Obama finally discovers a shovel ready project. Eatin' shovel that is...
Best of Double the U
Well Mr Obama... you did say something about "according to his need, according to his ability." and you barely have the ability to do that.
Best of Jack Reacher
After six months and $18,500,000 in government loans, the solar soup kitchen is about to serve its first bowl. The building will be shuttered and all employees laid off tomorrow.
Best of mpur
In a parallel universe, where 52% of the voters are not complete idiots, Barak Obama finds himself in a career more suited to his talents and qualifications.
Best of Submariner
Meanwhile, behind the curtain at a Chicago area Planned Parenthood Clinic, a community organizer cleans out the "examination" room...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Girlfriend, I'm serious! He dumped a whole pot of soup out on the floor, then turned his bony ass around and said he had inhereted the mess!"
Best of Steve O
In 2013...
"Even Jimmy Carter isn't allowed to scoop the soup!" thought Barry proudly.
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After two years of searching, Mr. Obama finally discovers a shovel ready project. Eatin' shovel that is...
"Man, I had no idea this job re-training would be so difficult", muttered Mr. Obama.
Pea soup
Obama wins another Nobel prize for Whirled Peas.
Well Mr Obama... you did say something about "according to his need, according to his ability." and you barely have the ability to do that.
Where's the arugula?
"If the new guy doesn't keep yelling 'Pass the duck bill' I'm gonna smack him."
After six months and $18,500,000 in government loans, the solar soup kitchen is about to serve its first bowl. The building will be shuttered and all employees laid off tomorrow.
He was pulled from duty at the drive-through window after telling customers he inherited the fries from the midnight shift, and wasn't responsible for them.
O Thawtbubble - People actually eat this crap? I wouldn't feed this to a Portuguese Waterpig.
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Would you like fries wit dat?
Would you like fries wit dat?
Would you like fries wit dat?
Would you like flies wit dis?
Dang, I think I almost had it.
In a parallel universe, where 52% of the voters are not complete idiots, Barak Obama finds himself in a career more suited to his talents and qualifications.
Damn...this feels tighter than M'chelle...
Thawt bubble; "Turkey ala King? Maybe I can, um, get a dish named Arugala ala, uh, Obamala..."
Thawt bubble; "I've worked my fingers, uh, until they're, um blue in the face, but do I get any, um, sympathy? No..."
"Can somebody take, uh, over slopping the, um, plebians for me?"
"NO!"
"You'd, um, do it for, uh, Randolph Scott!"
Meanwhile, behind the curtain at a Chicago area Planned Parenthood Clinic, a community organizer cleans out the "examination" room...
"Girlfriend, I'm serious! He dumped a whole pot of soup out on the floor, then turned his bony ass around and said he had inhereted the mess!"
It's good to have more than one skill.
Or in Barry's case -- one skill.
In 2013...
"Even Jimmy Carter isn't allowed to scoop the soup!" thought Barry proudly.
Barry thinks that maybe he should suggest the title "Soup of My Father" to Bill Ayers.
The Peter Principle really is self-correcting!
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Volunteers' Thawtbubbles: "There goes the neighborhood."
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"A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste"
Uh, Mr. President, just because you wore gloves while using the restroom doesn't mean you can skip washing your hands before coming back here!
"Step on it Soetoro. We need fries NOW"!
Vinneh
Obama gets ready for 2013.
Vinneh
Obama(thinking): "________________"
Obama Twat Bubble: "The shit I suffer through to be elected, um, ah, again." "and, um, note to self, throw Axlerod and Carney under the bus."
Oiao
"If he keeps humming 'Put dee Lime in de Coconut,' I'm gonna smack him."
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