Saturday, September 24, 2011

So Long to All That

In honor of the cancellation of 'All My Children,' we bring back a blast of Soap Opera Saturday


Best of Matt the K
Bruce: "Lance, I appreciate your sense of chivalry but we both know YOUR ass is WAY too waller'd to have farted those paintings off the wall."

Best of Matt the K
A breeder, huh?... Oh-kay, we can keep her-- but you got to promise to take care of her, OK?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Charlie Sheen quote of the day:
Nothing puts a damper on using a prostitute more than when the pimp stands there and supervises.

Best of Rodney Dill
"This is too much, if you don't straighten those pictures right now, I'm gonna throw up right on your carpet."

Best of jimmy
Ryan breaks the news to Greenlee: they've been cancelled in favor of "Slightly Extreme Makeover: Home Edition". Basically, they just trash the set and spend the rest of the hour crying over made-up backstories of over-the-top despair and suffering. Jonathan stoically points out it won't be much different than what was on before.

Best of jj
Thought bubble on right, "Wait'll he finds that she has a penis bigger than Ron Jeremy".

16 comments:

Double the U said...

Wait, ... "Two And A Half Men" has totally changed.

Matt the K said...

Bruce: "Lance, I appreciate your sense of chivalry but we both know YOUR ass is WAY too waller'd to have farted those paintings off the wall."

Matt the K said...

A breeder, huh?... Oh-kay, we can keep her-- but you got to promise to take care of her, OK?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Heyyyyy!
Tim "Sloppy Seconds" McDoogle begins to regret agreeing to a wife swap upon learning that Emma's new friend Hank isn't even married.

-OR-

Charlie Sheen quote of the day:
Nothing puts a damper on using a prostitute more than when the pimp stands there and supervises.

Rodney Dill said...

"This is too much, if you don't straighten those pictures right now, I'm gonna throw up right on your carpet."

Rodney Dill said...

Two men go in...and out... then one man comes out... wait a minute, let me start again.

jimmy said...

Ryan breaks the news to Greenlee: they've been cancelled in favor of "Slightly Extreme Makeover: Home Edition". Basically, they just trash the set and spend the rest of the hour crying over made-up backstories of over-the-top despair and suffering. Jonathan stoically points out it won't be much different than what was on before.

--or--

Oh Ryan, hold me! Erica Kane is pushing 65 and all those baby-doll dresses are starting to creep me out!

Anonymous said...

MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

oink

Anonymous said...

"Lard Ass,Lard Ass"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh, Eric, I felt the earth move last night. No, really, I did!"

jj said...

Thought bubble on right, "Wait'll he finds that she has a penis bigger than Ron Jeremy".

Dr. Doom said...

Sean reacts to Ted and Carol's reaction to learning that Ted is the secret love child of Carol's mother and Sean's gay, biological great-grandfather...

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey biotch, that's my man there", wailed Brucie...

jimmy said...

Friday cliffhanger: Greenlee reacts in horror as the thug from the AttackWatch site arrives to take her off to "re-education camp".

Robert said...

All My Children - soon to be replace by All My Chirrens staring Shirley Q. Liquor.