1. "Bring up Gardasil one more time, Bachmann. One. More. Time."
2. "So, I whip this out at the next debate, Romney screams and runs around like a little girl, and the nomination is mine."
3. In his off-hours, Rick Perry enjoys re-enacting Magnum PI episodes. Being invited to play Higgins is considered quite a coup in Texas political circles.
4. "Maybe I should have said Social Security was a 'Fonzie Scheme." A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y!"
5. "Don't wanna play Russian roulette with me? Well, then just pack up your vagina and leave."
Best of mpur
And you thought the Gardasil injection was bad.
Best of Dr. Doom
"No sir, I'm not going to commute your client's sentence", explained Mr. Perry, "I'm going to carry it out..."
Best of USMC2841
This was the only one left after the Fast and Furious boys cleaned us out.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Great Horny Toads"
Best of Rodney Dill
Yipee Kiyay M----- F-----
Best of jj
Where do the batteries go??
Best of Cowboy Diplomacy
This is getting ridiculous. Bring Mr. Cleve Foster to my office, would you please.
Best of metalgarth
"The governor did it in the library with a revolver"
Best of GregMan
"Under my administration, when those Germans try to bomb Pearl Harbor again we're gonna be READY for 'em!"
Best of prince of leaves
Alfred: "I see we're preparing for another night on the town fighting crime. Shall I warm up the Batmobile, sir?"
Best of Dactyl
Okay, Axelrod, ten bucks says the first shot takes that toupee right off your pointy head and doesn't even singe the skin.
Best of Oiao
"After party nomination, and at the first real debate, the Telepromter get one through each screen!"
Best of Vinneh
"Let Brian Williams ask me another dumbass question"!
Best of Submariner
"Let the Wookie win?" I kinda don't f'in' THINK so.
Best of Submariner
Let that be a lesson that I expect to hear a "Harumph" out of every one of you!
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Revolv'er! Damn straight I did. Twice. We don't screw around in Texas. Pardon the expression.
And you thought the Gardasil injection was bad.
Meanwhile in Texas...
"No sir, I'm not going to commute your client's sentence", explained Mr. Perry, "I'm going to carry it out..."
"Border fences?", asked the Governor incredulously, "We don't need no stinking border fences."
This was the only one left after the Fast and Furious boys cleaned us out.
"Great Horny Toads"
Yipee Kiyay M----- F-----
Don't mess with Taxes
Where do the batteries go??
Clever to give obaba a pistol as a birthday gift. Now he can literally shoot himself in the foot instead of just figuratively.
This is getting ridiculous. Bring Mr. Cleve Foster to my office, would you please.
"The governor did it in the library with a revolver"
"This'll take care of Putin, wetsuit or no wetsuit."
"Under my administration, when those Germans try to bomb Pearl Harbor again we're gonna be READY for 'em!"
"You don't understand me, Bill. When I said you have to take a bullet for me I wasn't speaking metaphorically."
Q to James Bond: "It's a stapler cleverly disguised as a pistol."
I'll retain the 2nd Amendment, but as for the rest of the Constitution, it's just a piece of paper and paper's only good for target practice! My revised Constitution will be etched in stone tablets.
-OR-
Now they're calling me Glory Hole Ricky! This is the only way to adjust a paparazzi's focal point!
Alfred: "I see we're preparing for another night on the town fighting crime. Shall I warm up the Batmobile, sir?"
Okay, Axelrod, ten bucks says the first shot takes that toupee right off your pointy head and doesn't even singe the skin.
Yeah, I found it in one of Anne Richards' old handbags she left stuffed in a cabinet in the executive restroom.
"After party nomination, and at the first real debate, the Telepromter get one through each screen!"
- Oiao
I'm not sure I much care for Tonto with a mustache....
"Let Brian Williams ask me another dumbass question"!
Vinneh
"Let the Wookie win?" I kinda don't f'in' THINK so.
Let that be a lesson that I expect to hear a "Harumph" out of every one of you!
John Cleese doesn't appear thrilled with Rick's version of the Dead Parrot Bit...
OK, I'm ready. Show Ms. Waters in...
Perry's 2 rounds shy of a six-gun
Of course you don't see any chupacabra in here! THIS is my magikal chupacabra pistol. They won't come anywhere near me.
"Bang! I win!"
-Oiao
"Put it down pilgrim."
Vinneh
"I'm gonna be getting the applause at the next GOP debate."
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