Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Six Shooter

Brender

1. "Bring up Gardasil one more time, Bachmann. One. More. Time."

2. "So, I whip this out at the next debate, Romney screams and runs around like a little girl, and the nomination is mine."

3. In his off-hours, Rick Perry enjoys re-enacting Magnum PI episodes. Being invited to play Higgins is considered quite a coup in Texas political circles.

4. "Maybe I should have said Social Security was a 'Fonzie Scheme." A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-y!"

5. "Don't wanna play Russian roulette with me? Well, then just pack up your vagina and leave."

Best of mpur
And you thought the Gardasil injection was bad.

Best of Dr. Doom
"No sir, I'm not going to commute your client's sentence", explained Mr. Perry, "I'm going to carry it out..."

Best of USMC2841
This was the only one left after the Fast and Furious boys cleaned us out.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Great Horny Toads"

Best of Rodney Dill
Yipee Kiyay M----- F-----

Best of jj
Where do the batteries go??

Best of Cowboy Diplomacy
This is getting ridiculous. Bring Mr. Cleve Foster to my office, would you please.

Best of metalgarth
"The governor did it in the library with a revolver"

Best of GregMan
"Under my administration, when those Germans try to bomb Pearl Harbor again we're gonna be READY for 'em!"

Best of prince of leaves
Alfred: "I see we're preparing for another night on the town fighting crime. Shall I warm up the Batmobile, sir?"

Best of Dactyl
Okay, Axelrod, ten bucks says the first shot takes that toupee right off your pointy head and doesn't even singe the skin.

Best of Oiao
"After party nomination, and at the first real debate, the Telepromter get one through each screen!"

Best of Vinneh
"Let Brian Williams ask me another dumbass question"!

Best of Submariner
"Let the Wookie win?" I kinda don't f'in' THINK so.

Best of Submariner
Let that be a lesson that I expect to hear a "Harumph" out of every one of you!

33 comments:

metalgarth said...

Revolv'er! Damn straight I did. Twice. We don't screw around in Texas. Pardon the expression.

mpur said...

And you thought the Gardasil injection was bad.

JohnS1959 said...

Meanwhile in Texas...

Dr. Doom said...

"No sir, I'm not going to commute your client's sentence", explained Mr. Perry, "I'm going to carry it out..."

Dr. Doom said...

"Border fences?", asked the Governor incredulously, "We don't need no stinking border fences."

USMC2841 said...

This was the only one left after the Fast and Furious boys cleaned us out.

Rodney Dill said...

"Great Horny Toads"

Rodney Dill said...

Yipee Kiyay M----- F-----

Rodney Dill said...

Don't mess with Taxes

jj said...

Where do the batteries go??

jj said...

Clever to give obaba a pistol as a birthday gift. Now he can literally shoot himself in the foot instead of just figuratively.

Cowboy Diplomacy said...

This is getting ridiculous. Bring Mr. Cleve Foster to my office, would you please.

metalgarth said...

"The governor did it in the library with a revolver"

GregMan said...

"This'll take care of Putin, wetsuit or no wetsuit."

GregMan said...

"Under my administration, when those Germans try to bomb Pearl Harbor again we're gonna be READY for 'em!"

GregMan said...

"You don't understand me, Bill. When I said you have to take a bullet for me I wasn't speaking metaphorically."

dadoctah said...

Q to James Bond: "It's a stapler cleverly disguised as a pistol."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'll retain the 2nd Amendment, but as for the rest of the Constitution, it's just a piece of paper and paper's only good for target practice! My revised Constitution will be etched in stone tablets.

-OR-

Now they're calling me Glory Hole Ricky! This is the only way to adjust a paparazzi's focal point!

prince of leaves said...

Alfred: "I see we're preparing for another night on the town fighting crime. Shall I warm up the Batmobile, sir?"

Dactyl said...

Okay, Axelrod, ten bucks says the first shot takes that toupee right off your pointy head and doesn't even singe the skin.

Banana Republican said...

Yeah, I found it in one of Anne Richards' old handbags she left stuffed in a cabinet in the executive restroom.

Anonymous said...

"After party nomination, and at the first real debate, the Telepromter get one through each screen!"

- Oiao

dadoctah said...

I'm not sure I much care for Tonto with a mustache....

Anonymous said...

"Let Brian Williams ask me another dumbass question"!

Vinneh

Submariner said...

"Let the Wookie win?" I kinda don't f'in' THINK so.

Submariner said...

Let that be a lesson that I expect to hear a "Harumph" out of every one of you!

Submariner said...

John Cleese doesn't appear thrilled with Rick's version of the Dead Parrot Bit...

Submariner said...

OK, I'm ready. Show Ms. Waters in...

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Perry's 2 rounds shy of a six-gun
Of course you don't see any chupacabra in here! THIS is my magikal chupacabra pistol. They won't come anywhere near me.

Anonymous said...

"Bang! I win!"

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

"Put it down pilgrim."

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

"I'm gonna be getting the applause at the next GOP debate."