1. Chaz Bono: A FAIL in any gender.
2. And number 4,789,098 on the list of people and things that are more attractive than Sarah Jessica Parker.
3. Please tell me the boot on the right is a harbinger of a much-deserved ass-kicking.
4. Now that the school year has resumed, Phys Ed teachers across the country are reporting for duty.
5. The one useful thing hacked off and everything else bloated up beyond recognition: Obama's radical transformation of America summed up in one individual.
Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon... its a man.
Best of mpur
So, all I have to do is get a judge to legally change my name and I can quit shaving and watching my weight? Isn't that called marriage?
Best of blue
Really dude, hit the gym, people gonna think you're pregnant!
Best of GregMan
Just then a camera crew from Animal Planet's "Searching for Bigfoot" appeared and things got ugly. I mean uglier.
Best of Censors Hip
Not my anal fantasy
Best of jj
Prostrate exam day at medical school certainly got ugly...
Best of Matt the K
Give a big thumbs up to Chaz Bono-- world's first transsexual Amish.
Best of Banana Republican
Hitchhiking....You're doing it wrong... 1. You are in a parking lot. 2. You might be better off showing NO leg. 3. WTF is the towel for?
Threadwinner: dadoctah
Doesn't *every* little blonde pigtailed girl want to grow up to be just like Kevin James?
Executive Vice Threadwinner Submariner
We-e-e-e-e-e-elllll, the Lions ARE still in desparate need of a tackle that can keep Stafford standing up... And I'm damn sure he wouldn't dream of laying down with THAT, so maybe this was a good free agent pick up?
Best of Dactyl
Thumbs up? He must be selling a lot of term papers.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Next thing to be banned at Wilburn High... transexual gang signals.
29 comments:
That's no moon... its a man.
"Hey Chaz! How do you compensate for lack of a real penis."
So, all I have to do is get a judge to legally change my name and I can quit shaving and watching my weight? Isn't that called marriage?
really dude, hit the gym, people gonna think you're pregnant!
Those earthquakes in California? Sonny Bono turning over in his grave.
Just then a camera crew from Animal Planet's "Searching for Bigfoot" appeared and things got ugly. I mean uglier.
Not my anal fantasy
A scamp, a camp and a bit of a tramp....
Giving Al Gore a run for his money on the 2011 ManBearPig title.
"I... ate... a baby."
Cute children don't necessarily turn into physically attractive adults. Exhibit 1.
Prostrate exam day at medical school certainly got ugly...
I don't think thumbs-up means what you think it means, Chaz.
Well... If you're going for the casual post modern Red Neck gender identity... This actually turned out better than your average gender reassignment. Who ever the surgeon was... This is a WORK OF ART!!!!!!
In the thirty second season of Jersey Shore, the Situation's abs are the victim of a couple too many Coney dogs.
Give a big thumbs up to Chaz Bono-- world's first transsexual Amish.
Now that the gender issue is resolved Chaz can fill in for Adam Richman on Man vs. Food.
Vinneh
))))))))))hahahhahaaaaaa
Hitchhiking....You're doing it wrong... 1. You are in a parking lot. 2. You might be better off showing NO leg. 3. WTF is the towel for?
Well it seems Cher's fashion sense was lost on this one...
Doesn't *every* little blonde pigtailed girl want to grow up to be just like Kevin James?
We-e-e-e-e-e-elllll, the Lions ARE still in desparate need of a tackle that can keep Stafford standing up... And I'm damn sure he wouldn't dream of laying down with THAT, so maybe this was a good free agent pick up?
Candy-gram; candy-gram for Mongo.
Are YOU Mongo?
...and pulled out a plumb and said "What a GOOD voy am I!"
CSI* San Francisco
*Carb Stuffing Individual
Whoa! Jimmy Kimmel really let himself go!
Thumbs up? He must be selling a lot of term papers.
A succinct reply to the reporter's question, "Hey, be honest, what do people like you prefer to suck on?"
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Typcial nonanswer to the question, "How's the weight loss diet going?"
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Next thing to be banned at Wilburn High... transexual gang signals.
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Did Rosie O'Donnell really friend you on Facebook? Bet you still get more girls than she does.
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This is apparently what happens when a 9 breeds a 3.
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What's the last thing you stuck where the sun don't shine?
Typo Correction -
This is apparently what happens when a 9 breeds with a 3.
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