Tuesday, September 06, 2011

She's a Man, Baby



1. Chaz Bono: A FAIL in any gender.

2. And number 4,789,098 on the list of people and things that are more attractive than Sarah Jessica Parker.

3. Please tell me the boot on the right is a harbinger of a much-deserved ass-kicking.

4. Now that the school year has resumed, Phys Ed teachers across the country are reporting for duty.

5. The one useful thing hacked off and everything else bloated up beyond recognition: Obama's radical transformation of America summed up in one individual.

Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon... its a man.

Best of mpur
So, all I have to do is get a judge to legally change my name and I can quit shaving and watching my weight? Isn't that called marriage?

Best of blue
Really dude, hit the gym, people gonna think you're pregnant!

Best of GregMan
Just then a camera crew from Animal Planet's "Searching for Bigfoot" appeared and things got ugly. I mean uglier.

Best of Censors Hip
Not my anal fantasy

Best of jj
Prostrate exam day at medical school certainly got ugly...

Best of Matt the K
Give a big thumbs up to Chaz Bono-- world's first transsexual Amish.

Best of Banana Republican
Hitchhiking....You're doing it wrong... 1. You are in a parking lot. 2. You might be better off showing NO leg. 3. WTF is the towel for?

Threadwinner: dadoctah
Doesn't *every* little blonde pigtailed girl want to grow up to be just like Kevin James?

Executive Vice Threadwinner Submariner
We-e-e-e-e-e-elllll, the Lions ARE still in desparate need of a tackle that can keep Stafford standing up... And I'm damn sure he wouldn't dream of laying down with THAT, so maybe this was a good free agent pick up?

Best of Dactyl
Thumbs up? He must be selling a lot of term papers.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Next thing to be banned at Wilburn High... transexual gang signals.

29 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

That's no moon... its a man.

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Chaz! How do you compensate for lack of a real penis."

mpur said...

So, all I have to do is get a judge to legally change my name and I can quit shaving and watching my weight? Isn't that called marriage?

blue said...

really dude, hit the gym, people gonna think you're pregnant!

GregMan said...

Those earthquakes in California? Sonny Bono turning over in his grave.

GregMan said...

Just then a camera crew from Animal Planet's "Searching for Bigfoot" appeared and things got ugly. I mean uglier.

Censors Hip said...

Not my anal fantasy

dadoctah said...

A scamp, a camp and a bit of a tramp....

Rodney Dill said...

Giving Al Gore a run for his money on the 2011 ManBearPig title.

Rodney Dill said...

"I... ate... a baby."

Chuck Martel said...

Cute children don't necessarily turn into physically attractive adults. Exhibit 1.

jj said...

Prostrate exam day at medical school certainly got ugly...

Jack Reacher said...

I don't think thumbs-up means what you think it means, Chaz.

sonicfrog said...

Well... If you're going for the casual post modern Red Neck gender identity... This actually turned out better than your average gender reassignment. Who ever the surgeon was... This is a WORK OF ART!!!!!!

Dactyl said...

In the thirty second season of Jersey Shore, the Situation's abs are the victim of a couple too many Coney dogs.

Matt the K said...

Give a big thumbs up to Chaz Bono-- world's first transsexual Amish.

Anonymous said...

Now that the gender issue is resolved Chaz can fill in for Adam Richman on Man vs. Food.

Vinneh

buy term papers said...

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Banana Republican said...

Hitchhiking....You're doing it wrong... 1. You are in a parking lot. 2. You might be better off showing NO leg. 3. WTF is the towel for?

Dr. Doom said...

Well it seems Cher's fashion sense was lost on this one...

dadoctah said...

Doesn't *every* little blonde pigtailed girl want to grow up to be just like Kevin James?

Submariner said...

We-e-e-e-e-e-elllll, the Lions ARE still in desparate need of a tackle that can keep Stafford standing up... And I'm damn sure he wouldn't dream of laying down with THAT, so maybe this was a good free agent pick up?

Submariner said...

Candy-gram; candy-gram for Mongo.
Are YOU Mongo?

Submariner said...

...and pulled out a plumb and said "What a GOOD voy am I!"

Submariner said...

CSI* San Francisco


*Carb Stuffing Individual

Submariner said...

Whoa! Jimmy Kimmel really let himself go!

Dactyl said...

Thumbs up? He must be selling a lot of term papers.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A succinct reply to the reporter's question, "Hey, be honest, what do people like you prefer to suck on?"

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Typcial nonanswer to the question, "How's the weight loss diet going?"

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Next thing to be banned at Wilburn High... transexual gang signals.

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Did Rosie O'Donnell really friend you on Facebook? Bet you still get more girls than she does.

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This is apparently what happens when a 9 breeds a 3.

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What's the last thing you stuck where the sun don't shine?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Typo Correction -
This is apparently what happens when a 9 breeds with a 3.