Tuesday, September 06, 2011
She's a Man, Baby
1. Chaz Bono: A FAIL in any gender.
2. And number 4,789,098 on the list of people and things that are more attractive than Sarah Jessica Parker.
3. Please tell me the boot on the right is a harbinger of a much-deserved ass-kicking.
4. Now that the school year has resumed, Phys Ed teachers across the country are reporting for duty.
5. The one useful thing hacked off and everything else bloated up beyond recognition: Obama's radical transformation of America summed up in one individual.
Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon... its a man.
Best of mpur
So, all I have to do is get a judge to legally change my name and I can quit shaving and watching my weight? Isn't that called marriage?
Best of blue
Really dude, hit the gym, people gonna think you're pregnant!
Best of GregMan
Just then a camera crew from Animal Planet's "Searching for Bigfoot" appeared and things got ugly. I mean uglier.
Best of Censors Hip
Not my anal fantasy
Best of jj
Prostrate exam day at medical school certainly got ugly...
Best of Matt the K
Give a big thumbs up to Chaz Bono-- world's first transsexual Amish.
Best of Banana Republican
Hitchhiking....You're doing it wrong... 1. You are in a parking lot. 2. You might be better off showing NO leg. 3. WTF is the towel for?
Doesn't *every* little blonde pigtailed girl want to grow up to be just like Kevin James?
Executive Vice Threadwinner Submariner
We-e-e-e-e-e-elllll, the Lions ARE still in desparate need of a tackle that can keep Stafford standing up... And I'm damn sure he wouldn't dream of laying down with THAT, so maybe this was a good free agent pick up?
Best of Dactyl
Thumbs up? He must be selling a lot of term papers.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Next thing to be banned at Wilburn High... transexual gang signals.