A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Just remember guys, I'm the skinniest, most fragile thing on this field so please protect me!-OR-I'm sorry to tell you this, Hank, but yes, that football does make your ass look fat.-OR-Look, I've got OCD and have to do this lucky tushy touch thing 10 times before every play, so shut up and count with me!WordVerify: micedi - exactly what 'Chel yelled before grabbing another rat at the podium.
Hey, his butt looks firmer....I'll go behind him!
Under obamacare, prostrate exams will be conducted at any opportunity...
"Yep, he's still a tight end", remarked Brucie, "Next!"
The quarterback's search for the widest receiver continues.
"Damm, all the linemen now use Butt Closure........"
Penis Good Time Now!
To make pass fake seem more realistic, they try something one of coaches learned at his last trip to the zoo.
Taking care of some business left over from the previous play, the quarterback prepares to rub some feces in the face of a certain defensive lineman.
Quaterback Thought: "It's Friday and I'm wearing the number 13, not good....."-OiaoThe NFL to appeal to missed demographics will be throwing out its version of the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy, and just let these guys get in on in the locker room for post-game gay ratings.
"Yo 75, meet me back here on Tuesday"
So many tight ends, so little time.
"Man, how does he keep from tripping on that thing every time he drops his pants?"
"Dammit, there's that term paper douchebag again!"
"These sports analogies are so confusing", complained Bruce, "Now am I a pitcher or a catcher?"
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