Saturday, September 17, 2011

"Dude, nice! Have you been working out?"




Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Look, I've got OCD and have to do this lucky tushy touch thing 10 times before every play, so shut up and count with me!

Best of jj
Hey, his butt looks firmer....I'll go behind him!

Best of blue
"Damm, all the linemen now use Butt Closure........"

Best of Censors Hip
Penis Good Time Now!

Best of Spin
"Yo 75, meet me back here on Tuesday"

Best of Rodney Dill
So many tight ends, so little time.

15 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Just remember guys, I'm the skinniest, most fragile thing on this field so please protect me!

-OR-

I'm sorry to tell you this, Hank, but yes, that football does make your ass look fat.

-OR-

Look, I've got OCD and have to do this lucky tushy touch thing 10 times before every play, so shut up and count with me!

WordVerify: micedi - exactly what 'Chel yelled before grabbing another rat at the podium.

jj said...

Hey, his butt looks firmer....I'll go behind him!

jj said...

Under obamacare, prostrate exams will be conducted at any opportunity...

Dr. Doom said...

"Yep, he's still a tight end", remarked Brucie, "Next!"

Spineless Vertebra said...

The quarterback's search for the widest receiver continues.

blue said...

"Damm, all the linemen now use Butt Closure........"

Censors Hip said...

Penis Good Time Now!

Steve O said...

To make pass fake seem more realistic, they try something one of coaches learned at his last trip to the zoo.

Steve O said...

Taking care of some business left over from the previous play, the quarterback prepares to rub some feces in the face of a certain defensive lineman.

Anonymous said...

Quaterback Thought: "It's Friday and I'm wearing the number 13, not good....."

-Oiao

The NFL to appeal to missed demographics will be throwing out its version of the 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell' policy, and just let these guys get in on in the locker room for post-game gay ratings.

Spin said...

"Yo 75, meet me back here on Tuesday"

Rodney Dill said...

So many tight ends, so little time.

GregMan said...

"Man, how does he keep from tripping on that thing every time he drops his pants?"

GregMan said...

"Dammit, there's that term paper douchebag again!"

Dr. Doom said...

"These sports analogies are so confusing", complained Bruce, "Now am I a pitcher or a catcher?"