Monday, September 12, 2011

Sasquatch has an Angry

Sondra K


1. After losing again at Badminton, the FLOTUS blames her husband's, 'Fluttering Shuttlecock of Miserable Failure.'

2. ORA: May Day was fiercely protective of Max Zorin at Wimbledon.

3. Worf angrily demands to know what Q has done with his b'atleth!

4. "If one more chalk-faced whore asks if the Smithsonian is missing Travolta's jacket from Saturday Night Fever, this racket's going up her baby chute sideways."

5. White Linen Jacket by Isabel Toldeo of New York, hateful anti-American rage by Bill Ayers and Jeremiah Wright of Chicago.

Best of Rodney Dill
There can be only one.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
M'Chell impersonations just aren't believable without the eatin' shovel.

Best of Rodney Dill
"He called me out! Barry... get me Seal Team 6."

Best of GregMan
"What you mean, 'let the wookie win', b1tch?!?"

Best of blue
"If Barry can win the Nobel prize, I can win Wimbledon!!' snarled M'Chel.

Threadwinner: dub
Angriest.Syrup Bottle.Ever.

Best of mpur
Venus? What kind of name is that? Come on, bitch, I will f**k you up!

Best of jj
John McEnroe cowers in fear at this outburst!

Best of Submariner
I got chills, they're multiplying!
And I'm losing control...

Best of sonicfrog
I Knew It...... Michael Jackson LIVES!!!!!!!!

Best of Artfldgr
YOU! yes YOU! third row... where do you think your going during my set?

Best of Submariner
And seen in the background, Andre Agassi knew EXACTLY when to quit coaching...

Best of Rodney Dill
"MUAD'DIB!!!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Khaaaannnn!"

40 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

There can be only one.

Rodney Dill said...

So when did she start channeling Eraserhead

Carpe Phlogiston said...

M'Chell impersonations just aren't believable without the eatin' shovel.

-OR-

Rage management classes now forming! Call 1-900-DRIVEBY

-OR-

YOU! Yeah YOU Blondie... don't move, I feel my laxatives kicking in.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What.Do.You.Mean - "OUT" - Snotrag! It was IN!!
Granted it did land IN the stadium, but it was OUT of the court.
Oh, well nevermind then.

WordVerify: quingly - That feeling you get while doing cartwheelies?

Rodney Dill said...

"Tennis makes my ass look what?!?"

HLam said...

No caption, but just the fact that we weren't tortured by seeing M'chel in a short tennis skirt is proof enough that there IS a God.

GregMan said...

"If you doesn't makes me keep missin' my serves I gonna F*ck You Up, cracker b1tch!"

Rodney Dill said...

"He called me out! Barry... get me Seal Team 6."

Spineless Vertebrae said...

Felina follows the trend of black female tennis players losing their cool on the court.

Rodney Dill said...

Love lost

GregMan said...

"What you mean, 'let the wookie win', b1tch?!?"

GregMan said...

"I SHOW you who's is bigger, Hillary!"

wv: crympi - Creampie? Oh man, that is so not what I wanted to associate with this picture.

blue said...

"If Barry can win the Nobel prize, I can win Wimbledon!!' snarled M'Chel.

dub said...

Angriest.Syrup Bottle.Ever.

dub said...

Wha-choo mean mah butt's too big to fit on da unda-ground railroad?

mpur said...

Venus? What kind of name is that? Come on, bitch, I will f**k you up!

jj said...

John McEnroe cowers in fear at this outburst!

Submariner said...

Da-amn; Arthur Ashe really manned up!

Submariner said...

I doesn't give no "Service" bi-yotch. Hows cin I make a "service fault" whens I doesn't gives no service? Fool...




Need I mention Dawn's cranium and what it's doing now?

Submariner said...

I got chills, they're multiplying!
And I'm losing control...

Steve O said...

GuhhhNAAAA!!!
GruhhNERRRR!!!

Steve O said...

I suggest a new strategy R2...
Let the Wookie win.

Steve O said...

"It's not wise to upset a Wookiee."

sonicfrog said...

I Knew It...... Michael Jackson LIVES!!!!!!!!

VerWord: scher

Artfldgr said...

Now as you haven't ever seen it... post modern remake of the classic SHAFT...

cue the music

Who is the woman
That would risk her neck for her brother man?
(Shaft!)
Can ya dig it?

Who's the kitten that won't cop out
When there's danger all about
(Shaft!)
Right on

You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Shaft
(Then we can dig it)

She's a complicated woman
no one understands her but her man
(Shaft)

Artfldgr said...

No, you have me mistaken for someone else, I did NOT marry David Bowie...

Artfldgr said...

YOU! yes YOU! third row... where do you think your going during my set?

Submariner said...

...and then the tar baby's hand stuck to the racket...



ATDHWSN - A

Submariner said...

If you were actually a MAN you'd be able to handle my serve, Barry.

Submariner said...

Interesting revision in Spike Lee's remake;
in the first couple, the body snatchers only pointed fingers at the remaining humans...

Submariner said...

And seen in the background, Andre Agassi knew EXACTLY when to quit coaching...

80's Flashback said...

"Goonie-Goo-Goo"

Rodney Dill said...

"MUAD'DIB!!!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Khaaaannnn!"

Submariner said...

Barry didn't get a "Harumph..." from that Cracker!

Dr. Doom said...
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Dr. Doom said...

"You - shall - not - pass, responsible, effective economic legislation", screamed Ms. Obama to the Tea Party terrorists.

Rodney Dill said...

Asians and deer are one thing, but this look is more a cause for impotence.

Anonymous said...

In urban women's tennis, the striking of the ball is crassly referred to as bitch slapping.

Vinneh

80's Flashback said...

Dang, I thought for sure I'd make the "best of" with "Goonie-Goo-Goo."