1. Paul: "Hey, have you heard the good news about... me?"
2. Perry: "My name is a killing word."
3. "And then Obama says, 'Fiat Currency? What is that, some kind of Italian car?' I about sh-t my pants."
4. "C'mon... smell my finger. Betcha can't guess where it just was!"
5. "You know, Ron, you're an OK guy but your obsessed fans scare the crap out of me. You're sort of the Boston Red Sox of politics."
Best of GregMan
ORA: And now, a GOP candidate with a tape recorder up his nose.
Best of Dr. Doom
...Hey, look another side boob...
Best of HLam
"Just follow my finger Ron". Gov. Perry gives Rep. Paul a field sobriety test after all the f*cked up answers he gave during the debate.
Best of Submariner
"...and Obamalama-ding-dong-didlee-wop-wop will be the safe word."
Best of dadoctah
"Sit! Stay! Good boy!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"You stay away from Nancy Reagen, she belongs to me!!"
Best of curly
"My wife accidentally mixed some Viagra in with my hand lotion last week and my finger's been this ever since."
Best of Vinneh
"Remember Ron, I don't lose sleep when I execute someone."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"F*ck you, c*cks*cker! That's my name, F*ck You C*cks*cker! Now get out of here!"
23 comments:
"Look Ron, if you keep reminding republicans of what a flaming liberal I am I am going to have to get some of my friends in the unions to work you over, so stop reminding people I am a liberal."
"I'm telling you, Ron, stay the f**k off my lawn!"
ORA: And now, a GOP candidate with a tape recorder up his nose.
"No Ron, you are NOT my anal fantasy."
...Hey, look another side boob...
"Just follow my finger Ron". Gov. Perry gives Rep. Paul a field sobriety test after all the f*cked up answers he gave during the debate.
"...and Obamalama-ding-dong-didlee-wop-wop will be the safe word."
One, Ron. One.
One IS the loneliest number that you'll ever see... And the number of votes you'll likely get in MY Texas, so stay out.
Ron's thawt bubble; "I guess I now know where I'll be when it kicks in..."
You stay away from Bachman, Paul. She's MY bi-yotch now.
"Sit! Stay! Good boy!"
"You stay away from Nancy Reagen, she belongs to me!!"
Don't look innocent, Ron. I know Perot's signed on to do a voice over ad for you saying: "That Giant Sucking Sound is from Corporate Pigs at the Trough."
-OR-
Listen you little weinie, the synarchy don't want things to improve until the middle class is picked clean, so you'd better not mess with us, got it?
Rick, I might look mild-mannered, but if you don't remove your hand I'm going to kick you so far across the Rio Grande you'll speak fluent Spanish by the time you get back.
Now look Ron, if you get Nancy Reagen I get Pelosi Galore!
Lesson the first:
We use the rest room BEFORE they say "Candidates on Stage..."
"My wife accidentally mixed some Viagra in with my hand lotion last week and my finger's been this ever since."
"Remember Ron, I don't lose sleep when I execute someone."
Vinneh
"F*ck you, c*cks*cker! That's my name, F*ck You C*cks*cker! Now get out of here!"
From here (obviously not NSFW) unless you are a longshoreman, of course)
Link fixed?
Perry: "Ron, even Chuck Norris won't mess with just this one finger, and the Nudge has a real life cast molded sculpture of it on his ranch!"
- Oiao
Pull my finger, boy.
NOW.
Look Ron, Big tits are not a crime!
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