Gregman tipped this, and I'm giving him props even though I already saw it and decided to use it 'cos I am AWESOME like that.
1. Paul: "Hey, have you heard the good news about... me?"
2. Perry: "My name is a killing word."
3. "And then Obama says, 'Fiat Currency? What is that, some kind of Italian car?' I about sh-t my pants."
4. "C'mon... smell my finger. Betcha can't guess where it just was!"
5. "You know, Ron, you're an OK guy but your obsessed fans scare the crap out of me. You're sort of the Boston Red Sox of politics."
Best of GregMan
ORA: And now, a GOP candidate with a tape recorder up his nose.
Best of Dr. Doom
...Hey, look another side boob...
Best of HLam
"Just follow my finger Ron". Gov. Perry gives Rep. Paul a field sobriety test after all the f*cked up answers he gave during the debate.
Best of Submariner
"...and Obamalama-ding-dong-didlee-wop-wop will be the safe word."
Best of dadoctah
"Sit! Stay! Good boy!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"You stay away from Nancy Reagen, she belongs to me!!"
Best of curly
"My wife accidentally mixed some Viagra in with my hand lotion last week and my finger's been this ever since."
Best of Vinneh
"Remember Ron, I don't lose sleep when I execute someone."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"F*ck you, c*cks*cker! That's my name, F*ck You C*cks*cker! Now get out of here!"