Friday, September 09, 2011

Perry Paul Paul Perry

Gregman tipped this, and I'm giving him props even though I already saw it and decided to use it 'cos I am AWESOME like that.
 

1. Paul: "Hey, have you heard the good news about... me?"

2.  Perry: "My name is a killing word." 

3. "And then Obama says, 'Fiat Currency? What is that, some kind of Italian car?' I about sh-t my pants."

4. "C'mon... smell my finger. Betcha can't guess where it just was!"

5. "You know, Ron, you're an OK guy but your obsessed fans scare the crap out of me. You're sort of the Boston Red Sox of politics."



Best of GregMan
ORA: And now, a GOP candidate with a tape recorder up his nose.

Best of Dr. Doom
...Hey, look another side boob...

Best of HLam
"Just follow my finger Ron". Gov. Perry gives Rep. Paul a field sobriety test after all the f*cked up answers he gave during the debate.

Best of Submariner
"...and Obamalama-ding-dong-didlee-wop-wop will be the safe word."

Best of dadoctah
"Sit! Stay! Good boy!"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"You stay away from Nancy Reagen, she belongs to me!!"

Best of curly
"My wife accidentally mixed some Viagra in with my hand lotion last week and my finger's been this ever since."

Best of Vinneh
"Remember Ron, I don't lose sleep when I execute someone."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"F*ck you, c*cks*cker! That's my name, F*ck You C*cks*cker! Now get out of here!"

23 comments:

Double the U said...

"Look Ron, if you keep reminding republicans of what a flaming liberal I am I am going to have to get some of my friends in the unions to work you over, so stop reminding people I am a liberal."

GregMan said...

"I'm telling you, Ron, stay the f**k off my lawn!"

GregMan said...

ORA: And now, a GOP candidate with a tape recorder up his nose.

GregMan said...

"No Ron, you are NOT my anal fantasy."

Dr. Doom said...

...Hey, look another side boob...

HLam said...

"Just follow my finger Ron". Gov. Perry gives Rep. Paul a field sobriety test after all the f*cked up answers he gave during the debate.

Submariner said...

"...and Obamalama-ding-dong-didlee-wop-wop will be the safe word."

Submariner said...

One, Ron. One.
One IS the loneliest number that you'll ever see... And the number of votes you'll likely get in MY Texas, so stay out.

Submariner said...

Ron's thawt bubble; "I guess I now know where I'll be when it kicks in..."

Submariner said...

You stay away from Bachman, Paul. She's MY bi-yotch now.

dadoctah said...

"Sit! Stay! Good boy!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"You stay away from Nancy Reagen, she belongs to me!!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't look innocent, Ron. I know Perot's signed on to do a voice over ad for you saying: "That Giant Sucking Sound is from Corporate Pigs at the Trough."

-OR-

Listen you little weinie, the synarchy don't want things to improve until the middle class is picked clean, so you'd better not mess with us, got it?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Rick, I might look mild-mannered, but if you don't remove your hand I'm going to kick you so far across the Rio Grande you'll speak fluent Spanish by the time you get back.

blue said...

Now look Ron, if you get Nancy Reagen I get Pelosi Galore!

Submariner said...

Lesson the first:
We use the rest room BEFORE they say "Candidates on Stage..."

curly said...

"My wife accidentally mixed some Viagra in with my hand lotion last week and my finger's been this ever since."

Anonymous said...

"Remember Ron, I don't lose sleep when I execute someone."

Vinneh

Kaptain Krude said...
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Kaptain Krude said...

"F*ck you, c*cks*cker! That's my name, F*ck You C*cks*cker! Now get out of here!"

From here (obviously not NSFW) unless you are a longshoreman, of course)

Link fixed?

Anonymous said...

Perry: "Ron, even Chuck Norris won't mess with just this one finger, and the Nudge has a real life cast molded sculpture of it on his ranch!"

- Oiao

Submariner said...

Pull my finger, boy.
NOW.

Censors Hip said...

Look Ron, Big tits are not a crime!