Friday, September 30, 2011

People of Target

Fire at will!


Best of prince of leaves
"One-stop shopping, my t'gla." Forgetting it's Virginia, Michelle is irritated to discover she'll have to make a second stop to pick up a case of Klingon bloodwine at the VABC store.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Darn it", thought the First Lady, "Where will I ever find truffle butter and gold leaf for our picnic in Vail?"

Best of Mr. Right
Well, all those fantabulous boob belts aren't just going to buy themselves!

Best of GregMan
"So this is where the common people shop. How sad."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
DISCLAIMER: None of the 382 shoppers held against their will behind a riot fence so one woman could breeze through checkout were harmed during the making of this photo op.

Best of jimmy
M'Chel surrounds herself with as many reds as she can without actually going to one of Barry's cabinet meetings.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Wow, Chaz Bono! I'm a big fan! Can I get an autograph, Mr. Bono?

Best of jj
Damn, there's more targets here than in Yemen....or Wasilla...

19 comments:

prince of leaves said...

Realizing that Michelle thought she was too good to shop at Old Navy, Dawn's head went so far past explosion that it imploded into itself.

prince of leaves said...

"One-stop shopping, my t'gla." Forgetting it's Virginia, Michelle is irritated to discover she'll have to make a second stop to pick up a case of Klingon bloodwine at the VABC store.

Dr. Doom said...

"Darn it", thought the First Lady, "Where will I ever find truffle butter and gold leaf for our picnic in Vail?"

Mr. Right said...

Well, all those fantabulous boob belts aren't just going to buy themselves!

Anonymous said...

When Michelle isn't wearing $42,000 in jewelry...

http://houston.culturemap.com/newsdetail/09-21-11-09-26-michelle-obama-dazzles-wearing-diamond-bangles-by-h-towns-katie-decker-23/

'She's just like us.'

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20113611-503544.html

GregMan said...

"Where da white people's clothes?"

GregMan said...

"So this is where the common people shop. How sad."

GregMan said...

"I wonder if the G'agh is still alive at this store?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I don't know why people complain. There wasn't a line, and while the sign said "5 items or less" I wasn't hassled for having 19.

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DISCLAIMER: None of the 382 shoppers held against their will behind a riot fence so one woman could breeze through checkout were harmed during the making of this photo op.

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Thawtbubble: My gawd, I've never seen so many fat, hideously dressed people in my life! Well, at least not since we left Detroit.

blue said...

"Where da walls?"

Whacko said...

Obama's uncle Onyango always wanted one of these classy carts for after he's released on bail up in Framingham, Mass.

Falken said...

No, that isn't the first lady. She's too well dressed to be Michelle Obama.

jimmy said...

M'Chel surrounds herself with as many reds as she can without actually going to one of Barry's cabinet meetings.

paul mitchell said...

The new line of Nike ball caps was capable of holding down extraordinary piles of sh*t.

Kaptain Krude said...

Wow, Chaz Bono! I'm a big fan! Can I get an autograph, Mr. Bono?

blue said...

damn!!!! Kaptian Krude beat me to the Chaz Bono line..........

jj said...

Damn, there's more targets here than in Yemen....or Wasilla...

jj said...

What the hell kind of store is this? No slipcovers or drapes for a dress, no ribs, and a bunch of white people...

blue said...

1st runner up - Kiss the Moose contest