Fire at will!
Best of prince of leaves
"One-stop shopping, my t'gla." Forgetting it's Virginia, Michelle is irritated to discover she'll have to make a second stop to pick up a case of Klingon bloodwine at the VABC store.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Darn it", thought the First Lady, "Where will I ever find truffle butter and gold leaf for our picnic in Vail?"
Best of Mr. Right
Well, all those fantabulous boob belts aren't just going to buy themselves!
Best of GregMan
"So this is where the common people shop. How sad."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
DISCLAIMER: None of the 382 shoppers held against their will behind a riot fence so one woman could breeze through checkout were harmed during the making of this photo op.
Best of jimmy
M'Chel surrounds herself with as many reds as she can without actually going to one of Barry's cabinet meetings.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Wow, Chaz Bono! I'm a big fan! Can I get an autograph, Mr. Bono?
Best of jj
Damn, there's more targets here than in Yemen....or Wasilla...