Blame Al
Best of V the K
"Madame Secretary, this was the best State Department retreat ever!"
Best of Submariner
David Attenborough whispered voiceover; "This is so exciting! It is EXTREMELY rare to witness a pod of female hippos leaving the safety of their riverine homes and headed to out on their annual shopping pilgrimmage to Old Navy..."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Head 'em up, Move 'em out, Rawhide!
Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon....
Best of Rodney Dill
220, 221 whatever it ....
wait, scratch that
320, 321 whatever it takes.
Best of Oiao
Amazon Oilfield Roustabouts.
Best of blue
Hilary and M'Chel lead the women of the democrat party to the convention to vote.
Best of metalgarth
Proof that Samuel L. Bronkowitz's standards could be lowered.
Best of Dr. Doom
We shall call it Dub World...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If "You are what you eat" the ones in back must feed entirely on Crisco.
Best of Oiao
Peter North, well documented for huge volume of, well, ya know, was actually embarrased after his first film involving a colonic scene gone bad.
Best of Rodney Dill
Rinsing off gray matter from another Dawn head explosion.
Best of GregMan
See, this sort of thing is what gives flash mobs a bad name.
42 comments:
Dammit, Miss M; it's only YOU that I love in a mudsuit.
David Attenborough whispered voiceover; "This is so exciting! It is EXTREMELY rare to witness a pod of female hippos leaving the safety of their riverine homes and headed to out on their annual shopping pilgrimmage to Old Navy..."
Crikey! Norm'ly the matriarch of the herd LEADS the migration route... I'll need to get in closah to learn what's goin' on.
'Tis rare to see C.H.U.D. in daylight, but tough economic times have hit the underworld as well.
Did you get 'em wet or feed 'em?
Never mind, whichever it was, you've mucked it up either way...
Missed a spot!
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ATDub'sHE really loudly
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I think this is the first time I've ever felt sorry for mud.
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Head 'em up, Move 'em out, Rawhide!
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Liposuction doctors seeking the same fuel tax breaks given to the ethanol coalition are orchestrating a million pound stampede on Washington.
That's no moon....
Driver's Thawtbubble: Pretty sweet deal... the four brutha's in the hood get this truckload of hogs, I get me a Samsung HDTV plus a finders fee from Jerry Springer on the return trip!
Okay, ladies, this concludes your day at Discount Spa World.
Just Kidding!
Fred, turn on the firehose!
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Oh crap, I remember this! Worst day in the history of pr0n. I canceled my subscription to Met Art when it featured "Rosie O'Donnell & Friends."
220, 221 whatever it ....
wait, scratch that
320, 321 whatever it takes.
Why does Baby Elephant Walk keep playing over and over in my head.
Move those buses!
Vinneh
Amazon Oilfield Roustabouts.
-Oiao
OMGWTFBBW
"Damn! anybody see a contact?"
Hilary and M'Chel lead the women of the democrat party to the convention to vote.
Uh...Which wet spot?
"Do you think anyone will notice my underwear riding up on me"?
Vinneh
The predatory pecker singles out the slowest and finds a wrinkle for copulation.
Proof that Samuel L. Bronkowitz's standards could be lowered.
next up on ESPN 9...
Fox's new Hungry Hungry Hippo series is brilliant and cheap to produce. Drive a herd of obese volunteers into a pen, toss a box of the sponsor's product (e.g., Twinkies) inside and let the squealing, grunting mayhem begin!
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Bulging Thighbubbles:
We're not obese, we're "Rubenesque."
I can drop the extra weight any time I want.
Skank! She ate the last donut again.
I want to have Dub's baby.
Why weren't we told sooner about the wet cement at the bottom of the hill?
Does this mud make my ass look big?
M'chelle and a few select friends on the east lawn of the White House for the first annual mud 'n ribs festival.
We shall call it Dub World...
NYT euphemism... Fail
Miss M's Next Big Thing is much, much bigger than Hulk Hogan's.
Da-amn; I didn't think ANY thunder-lizards EVER escaped La Brea!
"Hey Kobe... she looks open."
If "You are what you eat" the ones in back must feed entirely on Crisco.
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Too bad that's not water weight... they could solve the drought in Texas.
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News: The American Society of Liposuctiony ordered 1 mural size for the lobby and 1000 wallet-sized copies for a membership drive.
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Q: How do you commit suicide?
A: Stand between them and an all-you-can-eat buffet of buttered bacon and deep fried Spam and keep yelling, "practice portion control."
Al sent me an email and said these were Dub's womans! Al likes much more 'meat on the bone'.
By the way, which one is Dawn?
The little black kids that were hanging on all their backs... must have melted?
Or,
Just add 20 bags of flower to find the wet spot!
- Oiao
Dawn, add super glue to that duct tape shopping list.
Peter North, well documented for huge volume of, well, ya know, was actually embarrased after his first film involving a colonic scene gone bad.
(yes, this is a very old school reference)
- Oiao
MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oink Oink
"Lard Ass, Lard Ass"
I told you things get bigger the blacker they become.
Rinsing off gray matter from another Dawn head explosion.
Dub's version of Hell #2,914
See, this sort of thing is what gives flash mobs a bad name.
Since V saw fit to post this image without a warning AND since that which is seen cannot be unseen... I direct your attention to this:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039688/Obese-gastric-band-mother-Cynthia-Williams-feeding-sons-death.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
You asked for it.
I'm betting Bill Clinton has the video and plays it late at night during his "Bubba-time".
And then lights up a cigar...
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