Saturday, September 24, 2011

Mudhawgs

Blame Al


Best of V the K

"Madame Secretary, this was the best State Department retreat ever!"

Best of Submariner
David Attenborough whispered voiceover; "This is so exciting! It is EXTREMELY rare to witness a pod of female hippos leaving the safety of their riverine homes and headed to out on their annual shopping pilgrimmage to Old Navy..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Head 'em up, Move 'em out, Rawhide!

Best of Rodney Dill
That's no moon....

Best of Rodney Dill
220, 221 whatever it ....
wait, scratch that
320, 321 whatever it takes.

Best of Oiao
Amazon Oilfield Roustabouts.

Best of blue
Hilary and M'Chel lead the women of the democrat party to the convention to vote.

Best of metalgarth
Proof that Samuel L. Bronkowitz's standards could be lowered.

Best of Dr. Doom
We shall call it Dub World...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
If "You are what you eat" the ones in back must feed entirely on Crisco.

Best of Oiao
Peter North, well documented for huge volume of, well, ya know, was actually embarrased after his first film involving a colonic scene gone bad.

Best of Rodney Dill
Rinsing off gray matter from another Dawn head explosion.

Best of GregMan
See, this sort of thing is what gives flash mobs a bad name.

42 comments:

Submariner said...

Dammit, Miss M; it's only YOU that I love in a mudsuit.

Submariner said...

David Attenborough whispered voiceover; "This is so exciting! It is EXTREMELY rare to witness a pod of female hippos leaving the safety of their riverine homes and headed to out on their annual shopping pilgrimmage to Old Navy..."

Submariner said...

Crikey! Norm'ly the matriarch of the herd LEADS the migration route... I'll need to get in closah to learn what's goin' on.

Submariner said...

'Tis rare to see C.H.U.D. in daylight, but tough economic times have hit the underworld as well.

Submariner said...

Did you get 'em wet or feed 'em?
Never mind, whichever it was, you've mucked it up either way...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Missed a spot!

-OR-

ATDub'sHE really loudly

-OR-

I think this is the first time I've ever felt sorry for mud.

-OR-

Head 'em up, Move 'em out, Rawhide!

-OR-

Liposuction doctors seeking the same fuel tax breaks given to the ethanol coalition are orchestrating a million pound stampede on Washington.

Rodney Dill said...

That's no moon....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Driver's Thawtbubble: Pretty sweet deal... the four brutha's in the hood get this truckload of hogs, I get me a Samsung HDTV plus a finders fee from Jerry Springer on the return trip!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Okay, ladies, this concludes your day at Discount Spa World.
Just Kidding!
Fred, turn on the firehose!

-OR-

Oh crap, I remember this! Worst day in the history of pr0n. I canceled my subscription to Met Art when it featured "Rosie O'Donnell & Friends."

Rodney Dill said...

220, 221 whatever it ....
wait, scratch that
320, 321 whatever it takes.

Rodney Dill said...

Why does Baby Elephant Walk keep playing over and over in my head.

Anonymous said...

Move those buses!

Vinneh

Anonymous said...

Amazon Oilfield Roustabouts.

-Oiao

Rodney Dill said...

OMGWTFBBW

Rodney Dill said...

"Damn! anybody see a contact?"

blue said...

Hilary and M'Chel lead the women of the democrat party to the convention to vote.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Uh...Which wet spot?

Anonymous said...

"Do you think anyone will notice my underwear riding up on me"?

Vinneh

Spin said...

The predatory pecker singles out the slowest and finds a wrinkle for copulation.

metalgarth said...

Proof that Samuel L. Bronkowitz's standards could be lowered.

metalgarth said...

next up on ESPN 9...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fox's new Hungry Hungry Hippo series is brilliant and cheap to produce. Drive a herd of obese volunteers into a pen, toss a box of the sponsor's product (e.g., Twinkies) inside and let the squealing, grunting mayhem begin!

-OR-

Bulging Thighbubbles:
We're not obese, we're "Rubenesque."
I can drop the extra weight any time I want.
Skank! She ate the last donut again.
I want to have Dub's baby.
Why weren't we told sooner about the wet cement at the bottom of the hill?

jj said...

Does this mud make my ass look big?

jj said...

M'chelle and a few select friends on the east lawn of the White House for the first annual mud 'n ribs festival.

Dr. Doom said...

We shall call it Dub World...

Rodney Dill said...

NYT euphemism... Fail

divine miss m said...

Miss M's Next Big Thing is much, much bigger than Hulk Hogan's.

Submariner said...

Da-amn; I didn't think ANY thunder-lizards EVER escaped La Brea!

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Kobe... she looks open."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

If "You are what you eat" the ones in back must feed entirely on Crisco.

-OR-

Too bad that's not water weight... they could solve the drought in Texas.

-OR-

News: The American Society of Liposuctiony ordered 1 mural size for the lobby and 1000 wallet-sized copies for a membership drive.

-OR-

Q: How do you commit suicide?
A: Stand between them and an all-you-can-eat buffet of buttered bacon and deep fried Spam and keep yelling, "practice portion control."

Anonymous said...

Al sent me an email and said these were Dub's womans! Al likes much more 'meat on the bone'.

By the way, which one is Dawn?

Anonymous said...

The little black kids that were hanging on all their backs... must have melted?

Or,

Just add 20 bags of flower to find the wet spot!

- Oiao

Dawn, add super glue to that duct tape shopping list.

Anonymous said...

Peter North, well documented for huge volume of, well, ya know, was actually embarrased after his first film involving a colonic scene gone bad.

(yes, this is a very old school reference)

- Oiao

Anonymous said...

MMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous said...

Oink Oink

Anonymous said...

"Lard Ass, Lard Ass"

dub said...

I told you things get bigger the blacker they become.

Rodney Dill said...

Rinsing off gray matter from another Dawn head explosion.

GregMan said...

Dub's version of Hell #2,914

GregMan said...

See, this sort of thing is what gives flash mobs a bad name.

Robert said...

Since V saw fit to post this image without a warning AND since that which is seen cannot be unseen... I direct your attention to this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2039688/Obese-gastric-band-mother-Cynthia-Williams-feeding-sons-death.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

You asked for it.

Submariner said...

I'm betting Bill Clinton has the video and plays it late at night during his "Bubba-time".
And then lights up a cigar...