1. Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker were one of Hollywood's most enduring couples.
2. "So, you're the chick with the long legs and a big rack?"
3. "And to think this started when I got you down from that tree."
4. The relationships you form at Wassamatta U can last a lifetime.
5. Sometimes, a secret agent must do whatever it takes to complete the assignment, even seduce the Canadian ambassador.
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Perverted Stalker, I mean author Joe McGinniss is getting way too creepy with his Sarah Palin obsession.
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um, Dad, when I asked if you liked chocolate mousse ...
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Moosehead Lager is the official sponsor of Alaska's First ever "Folsom Street Fair"
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At Enumclaw Taxidermy 'stuffing a moose' begins with foreplay...
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By day, former Governor of Alaska, by night with a full moon, Mooseferatu.
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Cooter of Dismal Seepage, Maine demonstrates why and how he won the moose calling contest.
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ORA: Despite all the repeated ping-pong ball attacks, the love between Mr. Moose & Mr. Greenjeans endured the test of time.
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Dear Penthouse, I never EVER thought I'd be writing...
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"Watch me pull a redneck out of my mouth."
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When did Streisand dump Brolin?
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Mr Sheen, I was under the impression that you'd gotten all of that out of your system!
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Frostbite Falls has something for everyone!
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Frank. When we said go bag a moose we didn't mean make love to it!
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Fredo, you betrayed me!!
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In the 1970's aging TV sitcoms were forced to 'Jump the Shark' to hold onto their dwindling audience. Today aging reality TV shows are forced to kiss the moose...
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Perverted Stalker, I mean author Joe McGinniss is getting way too creepy with his Sarah Palin obsession.
"Is not quite as twisted as Moose and Squirrel, but is getting close", observed Boris Badinoff as he strolled through downtown Enumclaw.
The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, re-imagined by Ang Lee.
um, Dad, when I asked if you liked chocolate mousse ...
Moosehead Lager is the official sponsor of Alaska's First ever "Folsom Street Fair"
Her: "BLECCHH! Ptui! I though I said no tongue?!?"
"Sheeee worrrre aaaaant-ler velvet..."
"I just don't see what's so kinky and dirty about this," nearly-deaf Frank thinks after giving moose-to-mouth a try.
At Enumclaw Taxidermy 'stuffing a moose' begins with foreplay...
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An awkward moment after the prom at Enumclaw High School...
or
Kiss her? I hardly even... well ok.
By day, former Governor of Alaska, by night with a full moon, Mooseferatu.
Cooter of Dismal Seepage, Maine demonstrates why and how he won the moose calling contest.
Pickin' up secondhand Palin cooties....
ORA: Despite all the repeated ping-pong ball attacks, the love between Mr. Moose & Mr. Greenjeans endured the test of time.
I know V's found some weird blowup doll pictures, but this one's got them all beat.
-OR-
Dear Penthouse, I never EVER thought I'd be writing...
-OR-
On FOX: Dwayne Embing, Moose Whisperer
Ma'am, I've afraid it's bad news... apparently, your boy was eating overripe elderberries, lost control on a winding path and ran into a tree. By any chance was he an organ donor? We're having this barbecue and... what, too soon?
What's that Lassie? Sarah's poll numbers have fallen down a deep well? Gosh, let's go ask grandpa Palin what to do!
"Watch me pull a redneck out of my mouth."
When s=did Streisand dump Brolin?
Evidently, THIS "Paul-ite" ran out of townies to tell about Ron...
"Oh M'Chel, we have to stop meeting like this!"
Mr Sheen, I was under the impression that you'd gotten all of that out of your system!
SOWIN UR WILD OTES: UR DUIN IT RONG
Frostbite Falls has something for everyone!
Frank. When we said go bag a moose we didn't mean make love to it!
-Oiao
Fredo, you betrayed me!!
Joe was disheartened to find out the moose was male. Now he's worried if he's gay...
"BACK OFF BALDWIN !!!!
I don't care how much you support P.E.T.A. ... get your stupid tongue OUT OF MY MOUTH !
Looks like Fred's been going through a rough patch since he gave up Camels...
Tree-hugging: environmental gateway drug.
In the 1970's aging TV sitcoms were forced to 'Jump the Shark' to hold onto their dwindling audience. Today aging reality TV shows are forced to kiss the moose...
Frosh pledges at Quebec's Wossamotta U. fraternity initiation:
Day One- French kiss a moose.
Day Two- Stuff yer derriere with live escargot.
Aboot Day Five is when things really get creepy.
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