Friday, September 30, 2011

Moose Smooch


1. Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker were one of Hollywood's most enduring couples.

2. "So, you're the chick with the long legs and a big rack?"


3. "And to think this started when I got you down from that tree."

4. The relationships you form at Wassamatta U can last a lifetime.

5. Sometimes, a secret agent must do whatever it takes to complete the assignment, even seduce the Canadian ambassador.

Best of GregMan
Perverted Stalker, I mean author Joe McGinniss is getting way too creepy with his Sarah Palin obsession.

Best of Adriane
um, Dad, when I asked if you liked chocolate mousse ...

Best of metalgarth
Moosehead Lager is the official sponsor of Alaska's First ever "Folsom Street Fair"

Best of Dr. Doom
At Enumclaw Taxidermy 'stuffing a moose' begins with foreplay...

Best of Rodney Dill
By day, former Governor of Alaska, by night with a full moon, Mooseferatu.

Best of Whacko
Cooter of Dismal Seepage, Maine demonstrates why and how he won the moose calling contest.

Best of Mr. Right
ORA: Despite all the repeated ping-pong ball attacks, the love between Mr. Moose & Mr. Greenjeans endured the test of time.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dear Penthouse, I never EVER thought I'd be writing...

Best of Matt the K
"Watch me pull a redneck out of my mouth."

Best of Submariner
When did Streisand dump Brolin?

Best of dadoctah
Mr Sheen, I was under the impression that you'd gotten all of that out of your system!

Best of Censors Hip
Frostbite Falls has something for everyone!

Best of Oiao
Frank. When we said go bag a moose we didn't mean make love to it!

Best of jj
Fredo, you betrayed me!!

Best of JohnS1959
In the 1970's aging TV sitcoms were forced to 'Jump the Shark' to hold onto their dwindling audience. Today aging reality TV shows are forced to kiss the moose...

31 comments:

GregMan said...

Perverted Stalker, I mean author Joe McGinniss is getting way too creepy with his Sarah Palin obsession.

GregMan said...

"Is not quite as twisted as Moose and Squirrel, but is getting close", observed Boris Badinoff as he strolled through downtown Enumclaw.

GregMan said...

The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, re-imagined by Ang Lee.

Adriane said...

um, Dad, when I asked if you liked chocolate mousse ...

metalgarth said...

Moosehead Lager is the official sponsor of Alaska's First ever "Folsom Street Fair"

prince of leaves said...

Her: "BLECCHH! Ptui! I though I said no tongue?!?"

prince of leaves said...

"Sheeee worrrre aaaaant-ler velvet..."

prince of leaves said...

"I just don't see what's so kinky and dirty about this," nearly-deaf Frank thinks after giving moose-to-mouth a try.

Dr. Doom said...

At Enumclaw Taxidermy 'stuffing a moose' begins with foreplay...

or

An awkward moment after the prom at Enumclaw High School...

or

Kiss her? I hardly even... well ok.

Rodney Dill said...

By day, former Governor of Alaska, by night with a full moon, Mooseferatu.

Whacko said...

Cooter of Dismal Seepage, Maine demonstrates why and how he won the moose calling contest.

dadoctah said...

Pickin' up secondhand Palin cooties....

Mr. Right said...

ORA: Despite all the repeated ping-pong ball attacks, the love between Mr. Moose & Mr. Greenjeans endured the test of time.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I know V's found some weird blowup doll pictures, but this one's got them all beat.

-OR-

Dear Penthouse, I never EVER thought I'd be writing...

-OR-

On FOX: Dwayne Embing, Moose Whisperer

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ma'am, I've afraid it's bad news... apparently, your boy was eating overripe elderberries, lost control on a winding path and ran into a tree. By any chance was he an organ donor? We're having this barbecue and... what, too soon?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What's that Lassie? Sarah's poll numbers have fallen down a deep well? Gosh, let's go ask grandpa Palin what to do!

Matt the K said...

"Watch me pull a redneck out of my mouth."

Submariner said...

When s=did Streisand dump Brolin?

Submariner said...

Evidently, THIS "Paul-ite" ran out of townies to tell about Ron...

blue said...

"Oh M'Chel, we have to stop meeting like this!"

dadoctah said...

Mr Sheen, I was under the impression that you'd gotten all of that out of your system!

Submariner said...

SOWIN UR WILD OTES: UR DUIN IT RONG

Censors Hip said...

Frostbite Falls has something for everyone!

Anonymous said...

Frank. When we said go bag a moose we didn't mean make love to it!

-Oiao

jj said...

Fredo, you betrayed me!!

jj said...

Joe was disheartened to find out the moose was male. Now he's worried if he's gay...

White Castle Slider said...

"BACK OFF BALDWIN !!!!

I don't care how much you support P.E.T.A. ... get your stupid tongue OUT OF MY MOUTH !

racerboy said...

Looks like Fred's been going through a rough patch since he gave up Camels...

dadoctah said...

Tree-hugging: environmental gateway drug.

JohnS1959 said...

In the 1970's aging TV sitcoms were forced to 'Jump the Shark' to hold onto their dwindling audience. Today aging reality TV shows are forced to kiss the moose...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Frosh pledges at Quebec's Wossamotta U. fraternity initiation:
Day One- French kiss a moose.
Day Two- Stuff yer derriere with live escargot.
Aboot Day Five is when things really get creepy.