Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Miss Grievance

Al



1. "Dammit! At this rate, there won't be any ribs left by the time I get to the buffet." (ATDHE)

2. Somewhere, a shivering pimp wishes he had his jacket back. 

3. And with that glare, the entire Steelers offensive line turned gay.

4. A second later, she whipped out her b'atleth and decapitated the p'tagh who took her fries.

5. "What do you mean I can't go on another vacation?

Best of metalgarth
Once Spock stopped answering her communicator messages, Uhuru's demeanor changed dramatically

Best of blue
"Just set my eating shovel down & no one gets hurt!"

Best of dub
"Bitch cut in front of me to get into the big Old Navy sale".

Best of GregMan
"How comes you mo-fo's never invites my Barry to your flash mobs?"

Best of USMC2841
"watch u talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh hell, who let Couric in the Oval Office?? She's eyeing the drapes! She's seen my outfit! If she puts two and two together and asks me about this I'll smack her with my eatin' shovel.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Snow leopard? No, I haven't seen any. Don't know nothin' 'bout no snow leopard. Move on, please."

Best of Spineless Vertebra
Michelle after finding out that Barack was looking for dem white women.

Best of Submariner
ORA: Thawt bubble; "Barry NEVER asks for a second cup of coffee when I make it..."

Best of Dactyl
Uh oh, the guy from MSNBC just sat on Michelle's big red hat.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
A big ass is not a crime!!

Best of Steve O
Armed with new speaking skills after watching an episode of "Friends," Michele applies Joey's "smell a fart" technique to convey thoughtfulness.



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33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"Dang... They're serving corndogs."

mpur said...

That kid over there is eating a candy bar? This will not do.

Dr. Doom said...

When the going gets lame, the lame go on vacation!

metalgarth said...

Once Spock stopped answering her communicator messages, Uhuru's demeanor changed dramatically

metalgarth said...
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metalgarth said...

Whaddya mean by "McPatterson's is outta possum?"

blue said...

"Just set my eating shovel down & no one gets hurt!"

blue said...

"Oprah best stop looking at my man!"

dub said...

"Bitch cut in front of me to get into the big Old Navy sale".

GregMan said...

"Fellow warriors, k'plah!"

GregMan said...

"My gagh better be alive this time or I eats yo' for lunch!"

GregMan said...

"How comes you mo-fo's never invites my Barry to your flash mobs?"

USMC2841 said...

"watch u talkin' 'bout, Willis?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

That SOB went and asked Bo a question that isn't scripted on the teleprompter! No Bo, No! Do NOT ad lib!!! Heads will roll.

-OR-

Thawtbubble of Consternation: Oh hell, who let Couric in the Oval Office?? She's eyeing the drapes! She's seen my outfit! If she puts two and two together and asks me about this I'll smack her with my eatin' shovel.

-OR-

Ugh, now I know when the laxatives will kick in.


WordVerify: inesses - If gollum played Frank Burns when Hawkeye was confined to quarters... I can go innesses, I can go outesses! I can go innesses, I can go outesses!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

“Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea”:
M'chell just ate the rat that was stalking Obamalama at podiums... but it's not agreeing with her.

WordVerify: rhemor - Rhemor? I hardly knew her!

Rodney Dill said...

"I don't remember eatin' that."

dub said...

"Oh no you di'nt!"

Anonymous said...

Reason one we don't go to
Ravenholm

ora

(atdhe)

jj said...

Wadda ya mean does barry go down on me? Have yo seen dem ears? and the glazed look in his eyes sometime? But the teleprompter on the bedposts gotta go....next question...

jj said...

Where will you be when you lose that clean, fresh feeling?

Jack Reacher said...

"Snow leopard? No, I haven't seen any. Don't know nothin' 'bout no snow leopard. Move on, please."

Spineless Vertebra said...

Michelle after finding out that Barack was looking for dem white women.

Submariner said...

If Barry says they be 57 states, there BE 57 states. Next quest... 57?
57!
I'll take a 24 ounce porterhouse with Heinz 57 and all your sides...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Why in the name of Gaia is Barry wearing a vanilla colored cowboy outfit?"

Submariner said...

ORA

Thawt bubble; "Barry NEVER asks for a second cup of coffee when I make it..."

Dactyl said...

Yep, the Invisible Man's got his hand on Michelle's ass again.

Dactyl said...

Uh oh, the guy from MSNBC just sat on Michelle's big red hat.

Anonymous said...

"Barry, remember that night on The Vineyard? I missed my period."

Vinneh

Rodney Dill said...

"Actually I think I did feel a little more proud of my country before...."

blue said...

Barry best not be looking at the big tits on dat white womens!!!

Submariner said...

You think WHO gave Air Force One a flat?!?

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

A big ass is not a crime!!

Steve O said...

Armed with new speaking skills after watching an episode of "Friends," Michele applies Joey's "smell a fart" technique to convey thoughtfulness.