Monday, September 26, 2011

Menage a trois


1. Is there anything the SCOAMF doesn't need a Teleprompter for?

2. "Just tell the peasants these $40,000 diamonds have created or saved a million jobs. They usually fall for that sh-t."

3. Nothing gets M'Chel hotter than blood diamonds.

4."Take me into those manly arms and make me feel like a woman." "Whatever you say, Barry."

5. "Barry, let's skip the stuttering and get straight to the clusterf-ck."

Best of jj
Barry, "You damn well better keep that jaw hinged!"

Best of Submariner
This one time at Bolshevik camp?

Best of metalgarth
ORA: Big Jim Slade will be taking over in 3... 2... 1...

Best of Steve O
Giving your wife the "bro-pat" is not going to score you any p'tang later.
Not that it matters much here.

Best of GregMan
"Let's make love by the light of a burning Amerikkkan flag!"

Best of mpur
Gay porn, VtheK? Really?

Best of blue
"... and if I let you go on another vacation will you wear the Sarah Palin mask tonight?"

Best of Steve O
"Barry da P" gives mad props to his shawty.

20 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

teleprompter? I don't even know her

Dr. Doom said...

"The last Amerikkan entrepreneur has been bankrupted, kiss me you fool", cooed the First Lady.

Anonymous said...

"I hope M'Chel not be using a butt closure tonight!"

jj said...

Barry, "You damn well better keep that jaw hinged!"

jj said...

Barry thought bubble, "She better not saw anything about my cheeseburger breath. I can smell ribs and BBQ sauce on hers".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

M'Chel, why have you started calling me your "little corn dog?"
Oh, it's just a pet name, Barry.


WordVerify: hyperti - What none of the fat broads will likely hear even after the mud's hosed off.

Submariner said...

"No tongue..."

Submariner said...

This one time at Bolshevik camp?

metalgarth said...

ORA: Big Jim Slade will be taking over in 3... 2... 1...

Steve O said...

Giving your wife the "bro-pat" is not going to score you any p'tang later.

Not that it matters much here.

GregMan said...

"Barry honey, you remembered the G'agh has to be served alive!"

GregMan said...

"Let's make love by the light of a burning Amerikkkan flag!"

mpur said...

Gay porn, VtheK? Really?

blue said...

"... and if I let you go on another vacation will you wear the Sarah Palin mask tonight?"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Can't hurt my, um, re-election chances more than uh, the, uh, economy... Almost, uh, worked for algore, and he was, um, white and didn't, um have my lock on the, uh, black, uh, vote... I guess, um, ok; I'll, um, well, um, I'll kiss the Wookie publicly..."

Submariner said...

Madame Tussaud chose an interesting pose for this couple.
Kissing,
Dancing, or
Grappling;
You decide.

Submariner said...

"...and the metaphor for what I'm doing to the economy will be complete once I knee M'Chel in the nutz."

Steve O said...

"Barry da P" gives mad props to his shawty.

Anonymous said...

Mich-Hell: "Um, not too close, you have arugula breat again!"

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