1."Dude, take my advice. Lay. Off. The. Cheetos."
2. Dude on right. "Um... no, I don't really want to hear about Ron Paul just now."
3. Dude on left: "White shorts after Labor Day? What are you? Some kind of freak?"
4 . Either dude. "I know, right? Purple and Teal in the same bathroom? What were they thinking?"
5. ORA: "Never mind that. Did you bring Mr. Cage his fudgesicle?"
Best of dadoctah
"Go, Team Venture!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The makers of TANG forgo expensive television advertising by aggressively targeting a captive market.
Best of Steve O
Jeff explains how to make your beer never run out.
Best of Oiao
Yep. Texas. Steers & Queers, and I don't see no steak on the hoof hanging out in the restroom!
Best of jj
An older, fatter George Costanza tries naked man again with the same results.
Best of Dr. Doom
"I know I'm not supposed to be in here", remarked Carl nervously, "but Congressman Frank is in the Men's room and I just couldn't risk it"...
Best of Jack Reacher
The final meeting of the Solyndra corporate board is called to order.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Just call me Mr. Dreamsicle."
17 comments:
"Go, Team Venture!"
Republican's full employment plan has always taken good care of bankers, lawyers and CPAs, but Perry's pandering to the "big tent" with his new idea: minimum-wage "Did you wash your hands?" jobs for English-speaking college grads.
Dude, I told you already, I don't need any help with my zipper OR holding my lizard! GTF outta here!
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The makers of TANG forgo expensive television advertising by aggressively targeting a captive market.
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Designated MADD proselytizers preach the hazards of drinking to a very antsy audience.
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Universally negative fan reaction to the NFL's use of "Hurry Up and Pee!" cheerleaders to speed restroom lines. San Francisco lines slowed to a crawl as fans stopped to ask where they could get that fabulous outfit.
Jeff explains how to make your beer never run out.
Aren't you Rickie Fowler?
Yep. Texas. Steers & Queers, and I don't see no steak on the hoof hanging out in the restroom!
-Oiao
An older, fatter George Costanza tries naked man again with the same results.
"I know I'm not supposed to be in here", remarked Carl nervously, "but Congressman Frank is in the Men's room and I just couldn't risk it"...
The final meeting of the Solyndra corporate board is called to order.
"Dude, was that Chaz Bono that just went into the women's room?"
"Dude, was that the giggly Obama that just went into the women's room?"
220, 221, whatever it takes.
"Where da orange women at?"
"Just call me Mr. Dreamsicle."
Rebus Knebus prepares for his jump to the center of the earth.
"Yeah I'm sure it's okay for us to be in here, the sign says handicaps too."
"Jess, your workout outfit is a bit too fruity for me to be seen with you."
Vinneh
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