1."Dude, take my advice. Lay. Off. The. Cheetos."
2. Dude on right. "Um... no, I don't really want to hear about Ron Paul just now."
3. Dude on left: "White shorts after Labor Day? What are you? Some kind of freak?"
4 . Either dude. "I know, right? Purple and Teal in the same bathroom? What were they thinking?"
5. ORA: "Never mind that. Did you bring Mr. Cage his fudgesicle?"
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"Go, Team Venture!"
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The makers of TANG forgo expensive television advertising by aggressively targeting a captive market.
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Jeff explains how to make your beer never run out.
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Yep. Texas. Steers & Queers, and I don't see no steak on the hoof hanging out in the restroom!
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An older, fatter George Costanza tries naked man again with the same results.
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"Just call me Mr. Dreamsicle."