The Bubble Butt Closure completely encircles Nancy's tiny hips.
-OR-
Nancy's an A-Cup, but with the patented Maidenform "Floats on Top" inflatable, push-up juts-out shelf bra with Kevlar seams, she can appear as top heavy as any overweight behemoth at Wal-Mart. Only drawback, she can't exhale before bedtime.
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Darn, I did say I wouldn't use 'that'* caption again. Should've waited until after Thursday.
*(at least not right away)
she looks nice)
I'd mount this maidenhead on my mast...
IYKWIMAIKTYD
Probably disgusts dub for that potential "humongous fat roll" on her neck that is likely just stray hairs.
Dub Dub, he's our man!
If he wont do us, well, it must mean we're fat in the can!
This is going to be one helluva earthquake.
Well at least it wasn't made in China...
The Bubble Butt Closure completely encircles Nancy's tiny hips.
-OR-
Nancy's an A-Cup, but with the patented Maidenform "Floats on Top" inflatable, push-up juts-out shelf bra with Kevlar seams, she can appear as top heavy as any overweight behemoth at Wal-Mart. Only drawback, she can't exhale before bedtime.
Mmmmmm....anal fantasy....
Does my small ass make my tits look big?
yum-yum!
Sorry babe. I don't sleep with Raiders fans...
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