Racerboy
1. Police were called this morning to break up a domestic disturbance at the home of one "Rocket J. Squirrel."
2. "Are you all right Mrs Jessica-Parker?"
3. Moose: "That damn honey badger did this to me... and he just doesn't care!"
4. ORA: Mr. Greenjeans enacted a gruesome revenge for all those avalanches of ping-pong balls.
5. There was a note on the carcass that read simply, "Ann Coulter, you're next. (signed) S.P."
Best of Dr. Doom
Bullwinkle's escape from Enumclaw ends in tragedy...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
This photo is begging for a Dr. Seuss caption.
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Big racks are not a crime.
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The Justice Department's "Mooserunner" program goes horribly wrong.
Best of Rodney Dill
The moose didn't buy insurance? Let's just let 'im die.
Best of dub
The Enumclaw Sheriffs Department found only the moose and 6 empty boxes of Butt Closures. Based on the evidence they believe they have identified 6,345 possible suspects.
Best of Rodney Dill
Methinks there was some cannabis in the muffin.
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Apparently Prom Night in Enumclaw ends much the same as in any other small American town...
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We got a description.
Put out an APB for a squirrel wearing a blue... something on it's head.
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...and then the wheels came off the Sarah Palin campaign.
Palintropy - the tendency in any political discourse for civility and rational discussion to decline and degenerate.
Moosferatu
Bullwinkle's escape from Enumclaw ends in tragedy...
Once again, Bullwinkle gets drunk and thinks he's the flying squirrel.
Once the Heimlich maneuver was performed, both Bullwinkle AND Rocky were saved.
(Ok, one last time)
"PENIS GOOD TIME NOW"
(it just keeps working)
Moose BDSM
Nobody in Eunemclaw will acknowledge it even when there's a 800-lb moose in the room.
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Long suspected of being a closet drunk, the Tea Party's iconic mascot is finally outed after a night of mixing too much "medicine" with too little tea.
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Rush Limbaugh on Oxycontin. He's sure let himself go, probably didn't feel a thing
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An older Dean Wormer still finds the oddest things left in his yard.
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Winthrop's Mayor Diddle declares war on neighboring Eunemclaw after a minor jurisdictional dispute escalates into moose-catapulting.
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This photo is begging for a Dr. Seuss caption.
Big racks are not a crime.
The Justice Department's "Mooserunner" program goes horribly wrong.
"Bad moose, bad moose, watcha gonna do! Watcha gonna do when they come for you!"
The moose didn't buy insurance? Let's just let 'im die.
Crickey! We've just stumbled onto the extremely rare and beautiful Saskatchewan Nocturnal Three-toed Treemoose! What a beauty! Let's see if we can get a little closer!
The Enumclaw Sheriffs Department found only the moose and 6 empty boxes of Butt Closures. Based on the evidence they believe they have identified 6,345 possible suspects.
Mrs Obama, you ok?
Using my handy flashlight, I found the next model for the Thursday photo shoot.
We don't need no steenking blow up dolls!"
Conservative parents like Floyd Dulmarn, his father and his father's father repeatedly vote NO whenever Eunemclaw tries introducing sex ed to the classroom. "If cornholing a moose or grizzly was good enough for my pa..."
It aint' called Moose Juice for nuthin'
"You see! Global warming is making the trees grow so fast that the moose can't get out of they way."
LOL - Cool Blog - I needed a good laugh today.
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A drunken moose stuck in a tree is the best metaphor for the Obama administration economic policy I have seen to date...
@JohnS1959
Sad thing is, fat guy with flashlight is a great metaphor for impotent Republicans who have no legit plan for removing dead mooses but instead will hang another moose atop it and gamble that maggoty fat cats and bankers can eat the carcasses before the tree collapses.
Look Travis, I was wrong to assume turkeys could fly... but this time Herb swore the parachute was strong enough to support a moose!
ORA WKRP
Poor animal!
Valet parking never knew quite how to handle Palin's ride.
Methinks there was some cannabis in the muffin.
"Hey guys,do you think you could stop the jokes and get this branch out of my ass"?
Vinneh
Ron Popeil's Canned Hunting Preserve ensures that even a blindman can walk away with a nice trophy. Choose from: Moose on a Stick, Shooting Ducks in a Barrel, Swinging Burlap Bag o' Cats, Leggo My Leghold Trapped Beaver and the popular Feral Pig Skeet Shoot.
business phone call derailed train of thought
Ron Popeil's Canned Hunting Preserve ensures even a blindman can walk away with a nice trophy. Choose from: Moose on a Stick, Shooting Ducks in a Barrel, Swinging Burlap Bag o'Cats, Leggo My Leghold Beavers and the popular If Feral Pigs Had Wings Skeet Shoot.
What's Swedish for "cheap date"?
Apparently Prom Night in Enumclaw ends much the same as in any other small American town...
Drunk moose's mating call...
"Did those damn elks leave yet?!?"
Sorry Mr. Ranger, sir, but Bullwinkle finished before I did and just left me hanging here...
Well, like Aslan said, I tried to leave it to the Beaver but...
The Mrs. said she'd give me any "favor" I wanted if I'd just pick her an apple...
"PENIS GOOD TIME NOW? No, sorry, that's the other end!"
"And the last thing I remember is a knock on my door and a guy muttering something about hearing the good news about Ron Paul, and the next thing I know, I'm up this tree!"
By the way, V, is that a Ray Stevens reference in the title, or something else?
"This was no boating accident! Wait, what?"
@CarpeP
Amen to that. What would a perfect metaphor for the fair tax look like?
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Perhaps you could write a poignant essay on the plight of inebriated ruminants in America. I am confident that V the K would post it here for our critical review...
@JohnS1959
"Fair" and "Tax" can't really be used in the same sentence when corrupt career politicians are flushing a country down the toilet by gaming the system.
Metaphor for a VAT tax would be the moose drowning in a giant oak wine barrel.
Metaphor for a FLAT tax would be dead moose in middle of a monster truck rally.
We got a description.
Put out an APB for a squirrel wearing a blue... something on it's head.
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