Friday, September 02, 2011

Jungle Fever



1."All right, let's get this dub feller who's been mocking our belly rolls."
2. "Our mission, seek an destroy the 'Essay Writing' spammer."
3.  Ghadaffy's bodyguards quickly found work as South American mercenaries.
4. Ted Nugent's daughters gather for a casual Labor Day weekend.
5. I can't think of another caption, so I'll just reiterate: Obama is a Stuttering Clusterf--k of a Miserable Failure.

Best of dub
Look, I said NO to your anal fantasy...so drop it already!

Best of Censors Hip
now that Don't Ask has bit the dust, the Marines preview their first ad for the Lesbian Channel

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Charlie's Hookers - Hollywood really doesn't care about plot lines and character development anymore.

Best of metalgarth
Amazon Women in the Mood

Best of jj
Sarah Palin's high school had some rather interesting intramural sports.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Now I will teach you to field strip while wearing a blindfold, you worthless maggots", screamed Gunny...

Best of Rodney Dill
Move over Bachmann and Palin

Best of dadoctah
And with a single update to policy, objections over TSA patdowns dropped to zero.

Best of Adriane
Ang Lee's remake of Annie Get Your Gun saved megabucks on costumes and dropping the musical numbers ...

29 comments:

dadoctah said...

Sugar! Spice! Everything nice! These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls! But Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction: Chemical X! And so, the PowerPuff Girls were born!

Ordinarily I don't have high expectations for live-action adaptations of cartoons, but this looks promising.

dub said...

Look, I said NO to your anal fantasy...so drop it already!

Censors Hip said...

now that Don't Ask has bit the dust, the Marines preview their first ad for the Lesbian Channel

Double the U said...

Their fingers are not on the trigger, I am even more turned on because they know how to use them.

Anonymous said...

So, why did they bother with the underwear?

or,

Voted as 'least likely to be raped' in their Senior year High Shool survey.

Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like someone's gonna be taught that "No" means "No."

-OR-

Charlie's Hookers - Hollywood really doesn't care about plot lines and character development anymore.

-OR-

Kentucky University's Laura Croft Sorority, where the line between hazing and malicious intent to do bodily harm isn't all that well defined.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Double the U - whaddya wanna bet they just didn't want to chip a nail?


Big Guns & Bigguns - Al Bundy's favorite video.

-OR-

"Well, I could have told you that!" #281 - GITMO detainees are given a remote control to either dispense food & water OR rerun a bimbo movie depending on the button pushed. Gheys come out fat, straight ones starve to death.

-OR-

As the game takes an unexpected turn, somewhere in the world a chill runs down Waldo's spine.

Anonymous said...

Almost naked good looking women and automatic weapons... just add beer!


Oiao

Merovign said...

That's where I'm going to go when I die.

Spin said...

A reverse OREO™
nom nom nom

Kaptain Krude said...

"I love the smell of babes hunting in the morning. It smells like... sprunt."

metalgarth said...

Amazon Women in the Mood

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Tarantino's remaking Charlies Angels???

jj said...

Who'd ever thought that a tampon would make an excellent barrel swab?

jj said...

Congressional investigations found that Fast and Furious did have a good side...

jj said...

Sarah Palin's high school had some rather interesting intramural sports.

Submariner said...

ORA
M'Chel went into hiding when she saw this pic, muttering something about Arnold, Carl and their buddies being "less threat."

Dr. Doom said...

"Now I will teach you to field strip while wearing a blindfold, you worthless maggots", screamed Gunny...

Dr. Doom said...

"Now I will teach you to field strip while wearing a blindfold, you worthless maggots", screamed Gunny...

Rodney Dill said...

New this fall... Sith Lord Wives of Beverly Hills.

Rodney Dill said...

http://www.amazon.cum/

Rodney Dill said...

Move over Bachmann and Palin

Rodney Dill said...

I'll take the one with the fuck me Pump... action... shotgun...

dadoctah said...

And with a single update to policy, objections over TSA patdowns dropped to zero.

dadoctah said...

Screening was pretty rigorous for the job of Martha Stewart's personal assistant.

mpur said...

Yes, because it's always a good idea to charge into battle in your underwear.

Spin said...

"Keep your eyes peeled for them orange hatted 'beep beep' girls".

They. Shall. Not. Pass.

Adriane said...

Ang Lee's remake of Annie Get Your Gun saved megabucks on costumes and dropping the musical numbers ...