Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Jerk


Best of metalgarth
ORA: "Hiel Myself"

Best of mpur
Where's SCOAMF?

Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "...and my friend to my right, Mr. Wilson..."

Best of Mr. Right
Facepalm --- FAIL!!!

Best of GregMan
ORA: Obammy was as bad at "How Not To Be Seen" as he was at everything else.

Best of Capt. Queeg
"Would the least qualified person here please raise their hand?...Thank you.."

Best of Double the U
Okay.... Who will not be here in 2013?

Best of Submariner
It happens every year at Jimmeh Cahtuh Elementary - some retard in Ms. Johnson's Special Ed Class screws up the class photo.

Best of Submariner
Who wants to skip Economics and go straight to recess?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
No way he was born in the USA. Clown can't even make the devil's horns in a class photo!

Best of Vinneh
To save money the UN took everyone over to Olan Mills.

31 comments:

John.....just John said...

I'd say, um, peanut butter. What do you, um, think Mr. Tsing Tao?

metalgarth said...

ORA: "Hiel Myself"

mpur said...

Spot the SCFOAMF

Dr. Doom said...

And with that simple hand gesture, the President saved Carl from a lifetime of shame and ridicule...

Dr. Doom said...

Mr. Obama: "I hereby - um - declare, on oath, that I absolutely - ah - and entirely renounce and abjure all - er - allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, - um - potentate, state, or sovereignty of whom or which I have heretofore been a subject or - ah - citizen..."

Immigration Official: "Not yet sir, this is just the group picture"

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "...and my friend to my right, Mr. Wilson..."

Rodney Dill said...

"Who cried when Ol' Yaller died?"

Mr. Right said...

Facepalm --- FAIL!!!

Merovign said...

"Derk! Derk!"

Merovign said...

"What is all this noise about," Obama is reported to have said later in the day. "Wait, there was someone else in the picture? Let me see..."

Anonymous said...

Anyone else notice that the ID badges look like they're from The Weather Channel?

GregMan said...

Obambi is fooled again when someone yelled out, "Raise your hand if you're a communist!"

GregMan said...

ORA: Obammy was as bad at "How Not To Be Seen" as he was at everything else.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Raised a hand when someone yelled:
a) Who'd prefer amnesty over waiting in line legally?
b) Anyone need a teleprompter to recite the Pledge of Allegiance?
c) Where's Waldo?
d) Awright, who farted??
e) Anybody here own a huge black SUV illegally parked next to the hydrant? You left your lights on.

Capt. Queeg said...

"Would the least qualified person here please raise their hand?...Thank you.."

jimmy said...

Wave good-bye to a second term...

Steve O said...

Mr Oblivious.

Steve O said...

I just feel bad those poor parents of that retarded kid.

Steve O said...

So, which one of you graduates was the affirmative action candidate?

Steve O said...

Maybe someone forgot to brief the Articulate One about group picture protocols.

I'll bet THEY'RE in big trouble for embarrassing the President like that.

Dactyl said...

...and then, if you hit square, square, up, right, circle, he'll do a front knee strike attack on black-dress-lady's butt.

(WV: meths. What this countrys was ons a few Novembers agos.)

Double the U said...

Okay.... Who will not be here in 2013?


(Sadly I think he will be re-elected)

Submariner said...

It happens every year at Jimmeh Cahtuh Elementary - some retard in Ms. Johnson's Special Ed Class screws up the class photo.

Submariner said...

All who voted for Obamamlama-Ding Dong, raise your left hand.
Your OTHER left.

Submariner said...

Who wants to skip Economics and go straight to recess?

Submariner said...

I heard a rich person laugh! Is there a Community Organizer in the house?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Later, Obamalama would issue a formal apology... to Trekkies... for screwing up the Live Long & Prosper sign so badly.

-OR-

Thawtbubble: OMG, Mr. Photographer, I really have to go PEE! Isn't this the international potty distress hand signal?? Ahhhhhhhh... nevermind.

-OR-

No way he was born in the USA. Clown can't even make the devil's horns in a class photo!

-OR-

Coincidentally, both the Madame Tussauds House of Wax figure and Mattel's first Presidential Bobblehead doll were cast using that pose.

Submariner said...

26 KNOW they aren't. One isn't quite positive if he's sure...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A disgusted Bill Clinton shook his head grimly and said: "The guy hasn't heard a thing I've said to him. There's a BBW standing right next to him and his hand's in the AIR?!?!"

Anonymous said...

To save money the UN took everyone over to Olan Mills.

Vinneh

Carpe Phlogiston said...

USA Today reports that Yeardly P. Ninkle actually has a hand and forearm growing out of his head. He can make it wave, point and flip light switches and the bird.
Gee, now I almost feel kinda bad for making fun of Obamalama.