Thursday, September 29, 2011

If You Call This Second Rate Pron, Then You Hate America


10 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Recheck the Maximum PSI sideboob labels before those massive things explode and kill someone.

-OR-

Her crotch could benefit from a brazilian wax. Can't imagine going down on a molting bird. Like eating a pillow.

Double the U said...

I call it cruel. Very Cruel. It looks like a cross between Andrea Tantaros and rosie O'donnell. YOU ARE A BASTARD V THE K. I can never look at Andrea the same again.

blue said...

anyone have a size estimate??

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Civil Engineering enrollment shot up when the professor started using Susie to demonstrate load bearing stress points

jj said...

If you see Rosie O'Donnell like this at last call you have a serious drinking problem....

...and a phone call to the suicide prevention hotline when you wake up!

dadoctah said...

Real porn doesn't have feathers.

divine miss m said...

Gay test: If you noticed the patterned wallpaper, then I've got some news for you.

Censors Hip said...

according to the guidance counselor, FiFi's test scores show that she is best qualified to be a Nun

White Castle Slider said...

The deadly Venezuelan Feathered Boa (no I do not mean Hugo) has been known to attack the most scantily clad visitors to its friendly Rain Forests (aka STINKING JUNGLES!)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Arnold Flegum's patent for the pneumatic breast implant is revoked after something goes horribly wrong with the shut off valve.