Friday, September 16, 2011

I CAN HAS FRENCH FRIEZ?

Moonbattery


1. Let's Move... these two corrupt socialist idiots back to Chicago.

2. INVISIBLE CORNDOG

3. August 2011: "Standing here among the proud employees of Solyndra, I am proud that you are a model for what my husband wants to achieve for America!"

4. M'Chel's happy face is even scarier than her angry face.

5."Once I ate a Bloomin' Onion Th-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-s big!"

Best of Double the U
As if you need another reason to avoid Olive Garden.

Best of dub
Would you believe that once upon a time, my ass was only thiiis big?

M'chelle prepares for life after barry's presidency as a spokesperson for Ex-Lax...

I felt it! Barry's prostrate is now this big!

The massive blue cockroach has no idea the infection it will get if it bites her...

Best of prince of leaves
"And in summary, my Let's Move program to encourage fat kids to take swandives from the roof will reduce the percentage of obese children in America..."

Best of USMC2841
I'll get you my little pretty. You and your little fries too.

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"...and with great humbleness I accept the Nobel prize for eating with a shovel!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Laxative endorsements are a bit tacky, even for this White House.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Morning wood?" Erm, honestly hadn't planned on covering that, but okay... once it's hard, you can hold it like this and open your mouth real wide.

Best of Submariner
"...then I shat one this big. Looked sorta like one of my yams."

Best of Dr. Doom
"And the people on the Italian Riviera eat artichokes this big for lunch every day. I ordered mine drenched in truffle butter and covered with gold leaf", related the First Lady, "Seriously, you must go there if your husband is ever elected President!"

25 comments:

Double the U said...

As if you need another reason to avoid Olive Garden.

Rodney Dill said...

"I'll get you my sweetie, and your little doggie too."

Rodney Dill said...

"You want fries widdat?... slowly I turned... step by step..."

Rodney Dill said...
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blue said...

"... if chidren eat peas, there be more french fries for me!!!"

dub said...

Would you believe that once upon a time, my ass was only thiiis big?

GregMan said...

"And then I tells Hillary, mine is THIS big around, so shut yo' mouth, beeyotch!"

GregMan said...

Misunderstanding the "Let's move" sign, M'chel moves her bowels at the podium, to the cheers of the assembled media.

GregMan said...

The First Klingon demonstrates her technique for crushing the throat of a Tea Partier.

prince of leaves said...

"And in summary, my Let's Move program to encourage fat kids to take swandives from the roof will reduce the percentage of obese children in America..."

Anonymous said...

welcome to Ravenholm.

or

welcome,welcome to city 17!!

come on,does anyone know whats
in Ravenholm?

(check half-life 2)

USMC2841 said...

I'll get you my little pretty. You and your little fries too.

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"...and with great humbleness I accept the Nobel prize for eating with a shovel!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Once we have them all gathered together in camps, see, Phase Two begins."

Jack Reacher said...

Laxative endorsements are a bit tacky, even for this White House.

Jack Reacher said...

"...at that point, it's definitely going to put the lotion on its skin, if you know what I mean."

Dactyl said...

"Hey wait! Where are you going? I'm not finished talking yet! Come back!" Despite the first lady's pleas, most of the audience chose to heed the advice of her podium.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yes, fat boy, solving a Rubic's Cube can be a difficult exercise... but it is NOT really EXERCISE, retard.

-OR-

It doesn't matter whether it's an orange, peach or apple... I want to see you all grab one and eat it instead of cookies or fries! Just once. NO! Not a donut!!

-OR-

"Morning wood?" Erm, honestly hadn't planned on covering that, but okay... once it's hard, you can hold it like this and open your mouth real wide.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Yes, it takes good hand/eye coordination and quick reflexes. You pounce on a podium rat like this, and then you just swallow it whole! There's a never ending supply. O's a modernday Pied Piper.

Jack Reacher said...

"Uncle Onyango figured that as long as he held the bottle of Courvoisier with both hands, it was safe to drink while driving."

Steve O said...

Well, it's obviously not Thursday anymore...

Anonymous said...

"Den I grabbed that little black kid by the necck, and said, boy, let's me axe you a question! Do you know who I is? You can't be hanging on my back like I'm some dumb honkey that's going to support you for life!"

-Oiao

Submariner said...

"...then I shat one this big. Looked sorta like one of my yams."

Submariner said...

"...so's I grabbed the Secretary of State by her pasty white neck and told her not to be getting any ideas about running against my Barry just because of the approval poll numbers..."




v word - pocus - can't really be sure whether Blogger is saying something about magic or using dialect to say the administration is doing something to our collective backsides...

Dr. Doom said...

"And the people on the Italian Riviera eat artichokes this big for lunch every day. I ordered mine drenched in truffle butter and covered with gold leaf", related the First Lady, "Seriously, you must go there if your husband is ever elected President!"