1. Let's Move... these two corrupt socialist idiots back to Chicago.
2. INVISIBLE CORNDOG
3. August 2011: "Standing here among the proud employees of Solyndra, I am proud that you are a model for what my husband wants to achieve for America!"
4. M'Chel's happy face is even scarier than her angry face.
5."Once I ate a Bloomin' Onion Th-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-s big!"
Best of Double the U
As if you need another reason to avoid Olive Garden.
Best of dub
Would you believe that once upon a time, my ass was only thiiis big?
M'chelle prepares for life after barry's presidency as a spokesperson for Ex-Lax...
I felt it! Barry's prostrate is now this big!
The massive blue cockroach has no idea the infection it will get if it bites her...
Best of prince of leaves
"And in summary, my Let's Move program to encourage fat kids to take swandives from the roof will reduce the percentage of obese children in America..."
Best of USMC2841
I'll get you my little pretty. You and your little fries too.
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"...and with great humbleness I accept the Nobel prize for eating with a shovel!"
Best of Jack Reacher
Laxative endorsements are a bit tacky, even for this White House.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Morning wood?" Erm, honestly hadn't planned on covering that, but okay... once it's hard, you can hold it like this and open your mouth real wide.
Best of Submariner
"...then I shat one this big. Looked sorta like one of my yams."
Best of Dr. Doom
"And the people on the Italian Riviera eat artichokes this big for lunch every day. I ordered mine drenched in truffle butter and covered with gold leaf", related the First Lady, "Seriously, you must go there if your husband is ever elected President!"