Monday, September 05, 2011

Have an ATDHE Labor Day Everybody

Schneider


Best of HLam
"BEEP...BEEP". The sound they make when they're backing up.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Man, I didn't know Old Navy even HAD a dress code!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Because it was too hard to spell:
C ~~ C
O ~~ H
T ~~ E
T ~~ E
A ~~ S
G ~~ E
E

Best of Dr. Doom
In order to get a permit to participate in the parade, Latisha and Keniesha were required to display their backup alarms for the hearing impaired...

Best of jj
Latisha and Latasha approach the new government sponsored Brillo-Pad donation facility.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The Red Hat Society never knew what hit it.

Best of Spin
Due to everyday outrage Dawn and her sister Dawn required larger hat during their normal comings and goings.

Best of USMC2841
The residence of Turd Ferguson was robbed last evening. In excess of 50 over-sized foam cowboy had were taken.

Best of Rodney Dill
Skank Early Warning System.

Best of Dactyl
The Nebraska Cornhuskers' star tackles arrive for practice.

26 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Somehow, Daisy Dukes looked much, much better on Daisy Duke.

HLam said...

"BEEP...BEEP". The sound they make when they're backing up.

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, I didn't know Old Navy even HAD a dress code!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bodypainting - FAIL (doubt there's enough paint in the free world to cover them thoroughly)

-or-

Because it was too hard to spell:
C ~~ C
O ~~ H
T ~~ E
T ~~ E
A ~~ S
G ~~ E
E

-OR-

Police acknowledge that "Roadrunner" gangbangers have been spray painting graffiti on just about any wide flat surface.

Dr. Doom said...

In order to get a permit to participate in the parade, Latisha and Keniesha were required to display their backup alarms for the hearing impaired...

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

anal fantasy

Passionate Conservative said...

I like big butts and I cannot lie....

Then Dub's head exploded.

jj said...

AlGore's latest crusade...thigh induced global warming.

jj said...

Latisha and Latasha approach the new government sponsored Brillo-Pad donation facility.

Rodney Dill said...

Where da white men at?

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The Red Hat Society never knew what hit it.

Anonymous said...

Answer: "No. But the red hat aint helpin none, either."

Question: "Does the red hat make my ass look fat?"

Oiao

Submariner said...

Gub-mint cheez. Boy-oh-boy I likes me sum gob-mint cheez!

Spin said...

Shoppers are told "Happy Hunting" as they leave Old Navy stores nation-wide.

Spin said...

Looks like several roadrunners f*ckin' under a pile of dirty laundry

Spin said...

Due to everyday outrage Dawn and her sister Dawn required larger hat during their normal comings and goings.

Rodney Dill said...

This space for rent

Rodney Dill said...

"We have a party in our pants."
"Looks like some leaked out..."

USMC2841 said...

The residence of Turd Ferguson was robbed last evening. In excess of 50 over-sized foam cowboy had were taken.

USMC2841 said...

No, It's your ass that makes those shorts look small.

Rodney Dill said...

"Good thing you know how to spell, BEEF, 'cause I sure don't know how to spell PORK."

Rodney Dill said...

Skank Early Warning System.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

This Old Navy commercial caused:
a- The ACLU to file its infamous Anti-Booty lawsuit
b- GAP's stock price to tumble
c- Teens the world over to join a leg grafitti fad
d- Dub's head to explode
e- all of the above

Dactyl said...

WV: scala. What these two break-a every time-a they step on it-a.

Dactyl said...

The Nebraska Cornhuskers' star tackles arrive for practice.

Dactyl said...

But Momma said it would ward off wily coyotes!

You mean Wile E. Coyote.

Oh. Well you don't see him around here do you?