Best of HLam
"BEEP...BEEP". The sound they make when they're backing up.
Best of Kaptain Krude
Man, I didn't know Old Navy even HAD a dress code!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Because it was too hard to spell:
C ~~ C
O ~~ H
T ~~ E
T ~~ E
A ~~ S
G ~~ E
Best of Dr. Doom
In order to get a permit to participate in the parade, Latisha and Keniesha were required to display their backup alarms for the hearing impaired...
Best of jj
Latisha and Latasha approach the new government sponsored Brillo-Pad donation facility.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The Red Hat Society never knew what hit it.
Best of Spin
Due to everyday outrage Dawn and her sister Dawn required larger hat during their normal comings and goings.
Best of USMC2841
The residence of Turd Ferguson was robbed last evening. In excess of 50 over-sized foam cowboy had were taken.
Best of Rodney Dill
Skank Early Warning System.
Best of Dactyl
The Nebraska Cornhuskers' star tackles arrive for practice.