Monday, September 26, 2011
Happy Liberal Women
1. M'Chel pretended to listen to Barry's speech, but she was really wondering where she could go to get help for Malia and Sasha on their term papers; perhaps an on-line essay service of some sort.
2. The Westminister Dog Show has nothing on any gathering of Democrat women.
3. "Pssst, what do you say we dip out of here and hit Old Navy."
4. Have you ever wondered why 40% of all male Democrats are gay. Have you really?
5. Uninspired by the performance, M'Chel prepares to signal thumbs down so that the victor would ram his gladius through the loser's skull in a gory tribute to her husband's reign.
Best of Dr. Doom
Symposia we'll never see:
NOW - Basic Sandwich Making...
Personal Responsibility and the Liberal Agenda...
NAACP - Preventing Unnecessary Head Explosions...
Media Objectivity for Dummies...
Organize a Community, Ruin a Nation
Best of blue
"Damn, after sitting with all these little people, I'll need a shower!"
Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "OK. I've indulged the big-eared half-breed by sitting through this boring sh!t, so he owes me another vacation. Bali this time? And another set of diamond crusted cuffs. Definitely."
Best of Oiao
Cast of Gray's Anatomy, season 45 at the Progressive TV Longevity Awards show.