Monday, September 26, 2011

Happy Liberal Women


1. M'Chel pretended to listen to Barry's speech, but she was really wondering where she could go to get help for Malia and Sasha on their term papers; perhaps an on-line essay service of some sort.

2. The Westminister Dog Show has nothing on any gathering of Democrat women.


3. "Pssst, what do you say we dip out of here and hit Old Navy."

4. Have you ever wondered why 40% of all male Democrats are gay. Have you really?

5. Uninspired by the performance, M'Chel prepares to signal thumbs down so that the victor would ram his gladius through the loser's skull in a gory tribute to her husband's reign.

Best of Dr. Doom
Symposia we'll never see:
NOW - Basic Sandwich Making...
Personal Responsibility and the Liberal Agenda...
NAACP - Preventing Unnecessary Head Explosions...
Media Objectivity for Dummies...
Organize a Community, Ruin a Nation

Best of blue
"Damn, after sitting with all these little people, I'll need a shower!"

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "OK. I've indulged the big-eared half-breed by sitting through this boring sh!t, so he owes me another vacation. Bali this time? And another set of diamond crusted cuffs. Definitely."

Best of Oiao
Cast of Gray's Anatomy, season 45 at the Progressive TV Longevity Awards show.

12 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

Symposia we'll never see:

NOW - Basic Sandwich Making...
Personal Responsibility and the Liberal Agenda...
NAACP - Preventing Unnecessary Head Explosions...
Media Objectivity for Dummies...
Organize a Community, Ruin a Nation

blue said...

"Damn, after sitting with all these little people, I'll need a shower!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Why do all dos other blacks folks be using a translator, don't dey understands Kenyan?"

jj said...

How many reverse Oreo comments will it take to make Dawn's head explode??

dub said...

White lady thought bubble: "Well this explains all the Cadillac's and Buick's in the parking lot."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; Dam naggit; dis be deh Congresh'nal BLACK Caucusses which be about equality and accptance and sh!t. Dese Honkey bee-yotches ain' got no bidness bein' here..."

Submariner said...

Must be a full moon...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "When does the basketball game start?"

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "OK. I've indulged the big-eared half-breed by sitting through this boring sh!t, so he owes me another vacation. Bali this time? And another set of diamond crusted cuffs. Definitely."

Anonymous said...

A picture of liberal progressive womans thinking about their last 3 abortions, each, that any one of the childeren they snuffed could be a better President than the speaker in front of them.

-Oiao

Anonymous said...

The typical Progressive Leftist speach is so boring, they are daydreaming of obese fat womans covered in mud......

Or, the checked all of the little black kids at the cloak room.

- Oiao

Anonymous said...

Cast of Gray's Anatomy, season 45 at the Progressive TV Longevity Awards show.

- Oiao