Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Five from Blue

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1) has Jimmy Buffet tickets but can't get in
2) has Warren Buffet Tickets and can get in
3) Thursday reject
4) Tuesday reject
5) has anal fantasy

Best of Dr. Doom
How nature says you should probably stay away - #37a.

Best of Rodney Dill
What James Carville does to unwind.

Best of Censors Hip
"Big tits are not a crime!"

Best of jj
With the economy in the tank, more and more are turning to prostitution to pay the bills....far too many people...

Best of sonicfrog
A sad direction for Jimmy Buffet's career ..... Jimmie.... You are not, and never will be, Bette Midler... Just Stop... Now!!!!!

Best of Jack Reacher
What do you expect? He had to flee Tripoli in a rush, and the rebels got most of his wardrobe.

Best of dadoctah
DC Comics makes one final desperate retcon to turn Aquaman into something cool. But still....

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
You think that's bad? Look at all those people wearing white after Labor Day.

Best of Steve O
Shark Boy and Lava Girl's transgendered daughterson works as a parking lot greeter for Cedar Point.

Best of Censors Hip
AoM has that outfit

Best of VInneh
The Mormons are relaxing their mission dress code, but only on Fire Island.

33 comments:

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

Chaz Bono really has an identity crisis

Dr. Doom said...

How nature says you should probably stay away - #37a.

Dr. Doom said...

What happens in Key West... is pretty much ridiculed all over the nation (except San Francisco of course)...

Dr. Doom said...

Meet Bob Jones, a man on an unending mission to discover: 'What won't you do for a Klondike Bar?'

Rodney Dill said...

plumber....

candygram....

Landshark....

Rodney Dill said...

...and whatever you do, don't
put de lime in de coconut.

Rodney Dill said...

I just found this on a rack, I left my Khaki's and threw this on.

Rodney Dill said...

"The First Lady gave me that same weird look at dinner."

Rodney Dill said...

What James Carville does to unwind.

Rodney Dill said...

"...if it smells like fish, I'm there."

Rodney Dill said...

You don't want to be his chum.

Censors Hip said...

"Big tits are not a crime!"

Rodney Dill said...

Chaz partner from DWTS

jj said...

With the economy in the tank, more and more are turning to prostitution to pay the bills....far too many people...

WV: imulva...he's not my lover...

sonicfrog said...

A sad direction for Jimmy Buffet's career ..... Jimmie.... You are not, and never will be, Bette Midler... Just Stop... Now!!!!!

Jack Reacher said...

What do you expect? He had to flee Tripoli in a rush, and the rebels got most of his wardrobe.

Jack Reacher said...

How Barney Frank says "Giggity."

dadoctah said...

DC Comics makes one final desperate retcon to turn Aquaman into something cool. But still....

blue said...

waiting for his date... Chaz Bono

Submariner said...

Ang Lee markets the new Billy Bass.

Submariner said...

Child Protection Services is a wee bit different on Fire Island.

Spineless Vertebrae said...

You think that's bad? Look at all those people wearing white after Labor Day.

Steve O said...

Shark Boy and Lava Girl's transgendered daughterson works as a parking lot greeter for Cedar Point.

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee presents "Hawaii 5-0"

metalgarth said...

"Jimmy Buffett Parking Lot"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"I just wanted to meet Ray Bradbury..."

Censors Hip said...

AoM has that outfit

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Just one of 9 outfits Ernie's blogged about that can generate a TSA "refusal to board plane" decree.

-OR-

Saturdays at a Wal-mart parking lot can be as entertaining as any Farrelly Brothers movie... and the popcorn and soda is cheaper.

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Rodney Dill said...

A real miss in his unmentionables

Submariner said...

Would you lei me?

Anonymous said...

The Mormons are relaxing their mission dress code, but only on Fire Island.

Vinneh

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