1. Attack Watch takes care of an Obama critic.
2."Has, um, anyone, um, seen, um, M'Chel's, um, 'back massager.'"
3. Dick Cheney deals conclusively with those kids who were on his lawn.
4. In October 2015, Obama finally locates the last surviving capitalist in America and "takes the son of a bitch out."
5. Bender was a reluctant test subject for Dr. Farnsworth's catapult.
Best of Rodney Dill
USPS collaborates with the DOD to improve upon delivery times.
Best of JohnS1959
Termite problem solved in 3...2...1...
Best of Rodney Dill
"Toldya not to shoot first on the Deathstar, Pa."
Best of Rodney Dill
"Where'd NASA say that satellite was comin' down again ma?"
Threadwinner: Silhouette
We're safe. I secured all the windows with butt closures.
Best of Kaptain Krude
ORA: "The bay doors open and out falls Calvin, the C-bomb!"
Best of Oiao
If you look really, really closely, you can see Slim Pickins riding that thang!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Something goes horribly wrong when the limo fails to pick up the Flokner family right before the season premier of ABC's Extreme Makeover begins with a bang.
Best of Matt the K
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Dildos in the Sky
Best of Submariner
"Achmed! Will you stop that infernal whistling?"
"I'M not whistling Farouq; I thought YOU were..."
Best of Steve O
In response to complaints that "all they did was to create 10 more terrorists," the CIA kills 10 more terrorists.
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Cause you had a bad day
You're taking one down
You sing a sad song just to turn it around
You say you don't know
You tell me don't lie
You work at a smile and you go for a ride
You had a bad day
The camera don't lie
You're coming back down and you really don't mind
You had a bad day
You had a bad day
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USPS collaborates with the DOD to improve upon delivery times.
Termite problem solved in 3...2...1...
Great!)!
"Toldya not to shoot first on the Deathstar, Pa."
Obama 12 had a special welcome package for new voters that registered as "Republican."
Ennui released in 3... 2... 1...
Ya really shouldn't 'a' been so nasty when ya told Mr. Putin he got the wrong White House, Homer.
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Ka.....
Ka who
Ka-BOOM!!!!!
(Taliban meeting in Afghanistan): "OK its agreed, tomorrow we hit America, and we hit 'em hard, Allahu Akbar!"
"Where'd NASA say that satellite was comin' down again ma?"
We're safe. I secured all the windows with butt closures.
How MSNBC asserts that the Republicans will resolve the Social Security Insolvency crisis.
"Say hello to my little friend"!
Vinneh
Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's... boy, Superman sure has let himself go.
-OR-
Aaaaaaaairrrrrrr Sssshhhhhhaaaaaarrrrkkkkkk!
-OR-
How do you know you're unluck? When yours is the only house for miles around and an entire defunct satellite survives reentry AND finds it... and you forgot to renew your homeowner's insurance.
Metaphor for Boehner's Debt Reduction Bomb - er "Plan" - just prior to the vote.
Metaphor for what the Legislature is doing to our kids, grandkids, and great-grandkids' economic future by failing to resolve the debt crisis.
When the gods play Jarts...
Determined fans finally discover the "undisclosed location" where the head of ABC Daytime is hiding as the final episode of "All My Children" airs.
Somebody prep another 720 virgins!
The CIA's new TV commercial targets those video game jockeys who have a twisted streak.
ORA: "The bay doors open and out falls Calvin, the C-bomb!"
Kaptain, that was too good an ORA to leave non-Calvin&Hobbesians (and a new gen of college students, of whom an estimated 70% can't excogitate Google searches) scratching their heads.
Looks like that F-18 pilot is bored again...
One is left to ponder how wonderful life would be if this were a live action remake of Dr. Strangelove and Obama were in the Slim Pickens role...
If you look really, really closely, you can see Slim Pickins riding that thang!
- Oiao
Something goes horribly wrong when the limo fails to pick up the Flokner family right before the season premier of ABC's Extreme Makeover begins with a bang.
Phew, that was a close call...good thing I lost my ticket for that air show!
Too soon?
Yippie yi Ohhhhh
Yippie yi yaaaaay
Ghost Dildos in the Sky
Todd checked his watch for the tenth time in the past two minutes. He knew that Joe McGinnis was home, just finishing the last few pages of his new book. As his lips drew back into an anticipatory grin, Todd almost regretted pushing that button.
Almost.
The R&D department at McDonald's feels the wrath of M'chelle.
The teens learn too late that cranky "ol' man Ahmadenijad" doesn't like their crank phone calls at 4am.
Space Ghost, Coast to Coast.
"Achmed! Will you stop that infernal whistling?"
"I'M not whistling Farouq; I thought YOU were..."
v word - nooked - About to be...
uhhhh, Ranch-swarm in 3... 2... 1...
"Hey Dad, the toilets stuck again."
"Jiggle the handle."
In response to complaints that "all they did was to create 10 more terrorists," the CIA kills 10 more terrorists.
Ready. Set. Smite.
I love the smell of Democracy in the morning!
Colonel Dub finally found the source of the fat Thursday women.
That's gonna leave a mark!
Where pink mist comes from.
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