Friday, September 16, 2011

Ewwww,.... gross



1. Obama was confused. In his native Kenya, throwing up on the chief's shoes was considered a sign of respect.

2. Yup. This is our president. Meanwhile, Putin just killed a wild boar with his bare hands and is skinning it with his teeth.

3. "Why is this man, um, bowing to me? Does he owe me money? Did I just turn Asian? Am I the mayor of Tampa? Throw me a bone here."

4. The SCOAMF drops by NBC and is greeted in the customary manner.

5. Obama was amused at first, then Andrew Sullivan turned the other way and bowed, revealing his buttless pants.

Best of Rodney Dill
Michelle: "Well big tits like that sorta should be a crime."

Best of prince of leaves
The first beheading of a traitor turned up by AttackWatch.com was cause for Rose Garden festivities for the entire White House staff. As the number climbed into the tens of thousands, however, it took on the tediousness of the routine.

Best of prince of leaves
Yes, our President is a sissy. Good thing he as a big, mean wife to protect him.

Best of blue
"It tickles!!"

Best of Censors Hip
Barry: "I wish he had tied his robe, ."
M'Chel: "Ooooooooooh!!"

Best of metalgarth
Nausea Attack Watch!

Best of Steve O
Obama (and team) prank Hillary, putting ipecac syrup on her donut.

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "Why'd that fool make a dress from the duvet? The drapes were MUCH nicer..."

Best of Submariner
Thawt bubble; "Note to self; do NOT order the fish."

25 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Obama is thrilled over whirled peas.

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle: "Well big tits like that sorta should be a crime."

dissertation proposal said...

OH!
Look at her face))
It's really fun)

Rodney Dill said...

"Oh, man... the whole corndog."

Rodney Dill said...

"I don't remember Hillary eatin' that."

prince of leaves said...

His thoughtbubble: "Awesome, got it in one swing!"

Her thoughtbubble: "Oooh, darn, I was hoping it'd take three or four chops to take off Boehner's head."

prince of leaves said...

The first beheading of a traitor turned up by AttackWatch.com was cause for Rose Garden festivities for the entire White House staff. As the number climbed into the tens of thousands, however, it took on the tediousness of the routine.

prince of leaves said...

Yes, our President is a sissy. Good thing he as a big, mean wife to protect him.

prince of leaves said...

What are you partisan hypocrites laughing about? Bush and Cheney cringed like little nellie girls when surprised, too!

USMC2841 said...

Sir Elton John disproves the myth that they had to pump his stomach.

blue said...

"It tickles!!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Man, those butt closures really protect me when I laugh this hard!"

Censors Hip said...

Barry: "I wish he had tied his robe, ."
M'Chel: "Ooooooooooh!!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Avenge me!"

Dactyl said...

I guess only one of the Obamas is ticklish.

Dr. Doom said...

The President and First Lady react to the performance art reenactment of his latest approval polls. Unfortunately they got some on their shoes...

metalgarth said...

Nausea Attack Watch!

Spin said...

Views on cunnilingus are often displayed in ones expression.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After Hillary's fed her weekly live meal, she awes partygoers by disgorging the skin and bones. Looks like 'Chel recognizes something, probably a piece of jewelry.

-OR-

Obamalama Sans Teleprompter!
Tee... 'Chel, what comes after Tee?
Hee Hee, moron.
And then the curtsey?
Not to underlings, fool, only when we're alone! Why can't you remember that??

Steve O said...

Obama (and team) prank Hillary, putting ipecac syrup on her donut.

jj said...

M'cheles attempt to force vomiting of all the party guests to find who ate the last slab of ribs found the culprit, who is now on the way to the FEMA camp with MRE's...

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Why'd that fool make a dress from the duvet? The drapes were MUCH nicer..."

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Note to self; do NOT order the fish."

Submariner said...

BO; "EEEEEEEEEEEK!"

Submariner said...

Hairball! I guess now we know why they call him "El Gato" don't we?