Friday, September 23, 2011

Dawn, I Hope You Got Some Duct Tape for your Head



1. "Good, we're all here. The first meeting of the Obama 2012 Committee, Southeast Philadelphia Chapter, may be called to order."

2. "I wish the Eagles won every Sunday!"

3. "All this looting made me hungry. I'm gonna order a pizza. Keep your bat handy."

4. Troy Davis's friends console themselves after their loss. (Too Soon?)

5. And the spinoff show, The Price Is Right - Philadelphia, proceeds to the Showcase Round.

Best of Mr. Right
"Where the white sales at?"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"At Panther Priceclub, we beat the competition's prices! Hell, we'll beat the competition!"

Best of Vinneh
Black Friday sales came way early this year.

Best of sonicfrog
Fresh from their pillaging of Gibson Guitars, the Feds have a go at WalMart!

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
You guys don't have to hide your faces anymore; it's been 6 years since Katrina.

Best of Artfldgr
I love the new EBT

Best of prince of leaves
While the other guys all got cool electronics and new sneakers, Gary the Slave was overjoyed with his new diamond earrings.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"How much would you pay for all of this neat stuff? Don't answer yet, we're just getting started! We'll also throw in these great diamond earrings! But wait, there's more!" The Home (Theft) Shopping Network has fallen on hard times.

Best of Dr. Doom
Finally safe in their hideout on the front range after a long night of looting and a high speed chase, Jamarcus exclaims, "Boy that F-18 pilot was hard to shake, I hope he didn't see us duck into the cabin.."

Best of jj
With Kwame Kilpatrick now out of prison it's back to business as usual in Detroit...

Best of Dr. Doom
Eventually the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went bad...

Best of Steve O
The staff from AttackWatch.com shows off their new high-tech equipment.

28 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Just like on TV, we gotta computer store in our house too.

Rodney Dill said...

Interior of house from preceding post.

Rodney Dill said...

Batman and Robbing

Mr. Right said...

"Where the white sales at?"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"At Panther Priceclub, we beat the competition's prices! Hell, we'll beat the competition!"

Anonymous said...

Black Friday sales came way early this year.

Vinneh

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Liberal Diversity Heaven: Next door, skinheads peacefully operate a meth lab, while the path between the houses carries a flood of pregnant illegals popping out anchor baby presents for American taxpayers. The US is toast.

-OR-

Thanks to lowered standards (and expectations), here we see a few ambitious Ft. Bragg US Army recruits practicing night maneuvers.

sonicfrog said...

Fresh from their pillaging of Gibson Guitars, the Feds have a go at WalMart!

Submariner said...

Look at all this great stuff we, uh, "BOUGHT" at Old Navy!

Spineless Vertebrae said...

You guys don't have to hide your faces anymore; it's been 6 years since Katrina.

Artfldgr said...

I love the new EBT

Artfldgr said...

My friends got this cool stuff and i got stuck with a cheap bat

prince of leaves said...

While the other guys all got cool electronics and new sneakers, Gary the Slave was overjoyed with his new diamond earrings.

Steve O said...

Police are seeking four... youths... who on a 72 hour crime spree stole four pairs of shoes, a television set, and two outdated laptop computers.

Kaptain Krude said...

"How much would you pay for all of this neat stuff? Don't answer yet, we're just getting started! We'll also throw in these great diamond earrings! But wait, there's more!" The Home (Theft) Shopping Network has fallen on hard times.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ya'know what's really funny? This picture is authentic... 4 retards were trying to attach shiny metal to their teeth and their bandanas stuck to the superglue.

WordVerify: poted What we'll all be when POTUS is through.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It's possible these fine upstanding punks might be able to tie the laces in the stolen shoes. I'm betting not one of 'em can read a TV instruction manual, much less use a laptop for anything but a paperweight.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Yes sir, Mr. McGinnis, this is all the stuff that Palin b**** bought on her latest shopping spree. Now where's our money at?" Joe McGinnis intensive interviews with Sarah Palin's neighbors for his new book are finally revealed.

Dr. Doom said...

Finally safe in their hideout on the front range after a long night of looting and a high speed chase, Jamarcus exclaims, "Boy that F-18 pilot was hard to shake, I hope he didn't see us duck into the cabin.."

Mr. Right said...

"Mom's gonna kill us when she sees the credit card bill!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Bernanke uses a visual aid to demonstrate:
a) Fed monetary policy (the little bat)
b) the banking system (gangbangers) and
c) how to measure the velocity of money (speed with which inventory changes hands)

jj said...

With Tressel gone, the Ohio State football team needs to get creative in their "fund raising" efforts.

jj said...

With Kwame Kilpatrick now out of prison it's back to business as usual in Detroit...

Dr. Doom said...

Eventually the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went bad...

Submariner said...

Pac Man Jones and some brothers celebrate in their usual way during the NFL lockout.

Anonymous said...

And can you believe that they now have Public Sector Union representation? Same Union for the IRS employees. They get their best prospects for places to 'redistribute from' in Bi-Weekly Union newsletter sidebar on 'People who actually work and pay taxes'. Check it out on page 5, third colum (Note the names of Taxpayers with the '*' next to them. They be the Millionaires who make at least a total household income of $62,000 a year.

Additional note: As long as you rob the Union Approved list of hard working Tax Payers, the DOJ and the local Gov will not come after you since you are only facilitating the redistribution of the Obama Stash!

dub said...

Somewhere across town an Old Navy store manager is wondering why no one is in his store.

Steve O said...

The staff from AttackWatch.com shows off their new high-tech equipment.