Friday, September 23, 2011
Dawn, I Hope You Got Some Duct Tape for your Head
1. "Good, we're all here. The first meeting of the Obama 2012 Committee, Southeast Philadelphia Chapter, may be called to order."
2. "I wish the Eagles won every Sunday!"
3. "All this looting made me hungry. I'm gonna order a pizza. Keep your bat handy."
4. Troy Davis's friends console themselves after their loss. (Too Soon?)
5. And the spinoff show, The Price Is Right - Philadelphia, proceeds to the Showcase Round.
Best of Mr. Right
"Where the white sales at?"
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"At Panther Priceclub, we beat the competition's prices! Hell, we'll beat the competition!"
Best of Vinneh
Black Friday sales came way early this year.
Best of sonicfrog
Fresh from their pillaging of Gibson Guitars, the Feds have a go at WalMart!
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
You guys don't have to hide your faces anymore; it's been 6 years since Katrina.
Best of Artfldgr
I love the new EBT
Best of prince of leaves
While the other guys all got cool electronics and new sneakers, Gary the Slave was overjoyed with his new diamond earrings.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"How much would you pay for all of this neat stuff? Don't answer yet, we're just getting started! We'll also throw in these great diamond earrings! But wait, there's more!" The Home (Theft) Shopping Network has fallen on hard times.
Best of Dr. Doom
Finally safe in their hideout on the front range after a long night of looting and a high speed chase, Jamarcus exclaims, "Boy that F-18 pilot was hard to shake, I hope he didn't see us duck into the cabin.."
Best of jj
With Kwame Kilpatrick now out of prison it's back to business as usual in Detroit...
Best of Dr. Doom
Eventually the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles went bad...
Best of Steve O
The staff from AttackWatch.com shows off their new high-tech equipment.