1. "Yippee!! Obama gave a speech! Our economic problems are OVER!"
2. Coincidentally, Lena is making the Chinese symbol for "Limber Whore."
3. Some monors were more excited about the impending URL change than others.
4. Everybody downwind thought a new fish market had opened.
5. Sarah Palin's pleas for attention are starting to look a little desperate.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Today is brought to you by the kanji symbol for "Me Love You Long Time, GI"
Best of dadoctah
Okay, that does it. No more Starbucks for Shirley.
Best of dub
Best corndog hiding spot. EVER.
Best of Submariner
Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing bicycle seats...
Best of Vinneh
Bill Clinton has auditions for a new humidor.
Best of GregMan
"You know, from this perspective, Obama's jobs plan doesn't look so bad."
Best of racerboy
How Paris Hilton says...
"NEXT!"
23 comments:
I'm split between Perry and Romney.
Confucius say: "Woman who land upside down, have crack up."
Warfare instructor Cindy demonstrates to Navy Midshipmen the battle tactic of crossing the T
Degree: Solar Energy Technology
Cost: $139,000 student loan debt
Job: Human Sundial at Hershey Park @minimum wage
Democrats are clueless, but Republicans who claim giving corporate fat cats tax breaks will fix things are liars.
Uhm... I blame global warming????
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Warfare instructor Cindy demonstrates to Navy Midshipmen the battle tactic of crossing the T
Slower students only managed to "dot" her eye.
So. That makes me ask if any of you monors want to join me for lunch down at the Y?
Today is brought to you by the kanji symbol for "Me Love You Long Time, GI"
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Gimme a WTF?
Cheerleader illiteracy is having a negative impact on team moral.
WordVerify: phrozo - McPatterson's rastafarian clown
Okay, that does it. No more Starbucks for Shirley.
Has anyone seen my corndog?
Best corndog hiding spot. EVER.
@Dub: Inquiring minds want to know - "corndog" is a metaphor, right?
This being the sick intercourse watercooler, and your tastes being somewhat... erm... unique, one never knows.
Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing bicycle seats...
AWKWARD...
When your mom breaks out her yearbook from South Louisiana University of Technology where she was voted "Most Popular Pep Squad Member EVER" by the entire Atheletic Department...
Waiting for it to rain to get that 'clean, fresh feeling'...
Bill Clinton has auditions for a new humidor.
Vinneh
Science Fair Experiment: Demonstrate conclusively that solo frottage is physically impossible.
Postscript: Jeanie won Honorable Mention and a special guided tour of Dean Wormer's office.
"Have you heard the good news about blah blah blah?" For some reason, I tuned out right about then.
"You know, from this perspective, Obama's jobs plan doesn't look so bad."
Sure it looks weird, but she gets great FM reception.
How Paris Hilton says...
"NEXT!"
I never regretted asking Heather what time is it.
When you get rich like me, you don't own clocks.
You hire 19 year old "actresses" to keep track of the time for you.
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