Friday, September 09, 2011

Cartwheelies


1. "Yippee!! Obama gave a speech! Our economic problems are OVER!"

2. Coincidentally, Lena is making the Chinese symbol for "Limber Whore."

3. Some monors were more excited about the impending URL change than others.

4. Everybody downwind thought a new fish market had opened.

5. Sarah Palin's pleas for attention are starting to look a little desperate.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Today is brought to you by the kanji symbol for "Me Love You Long Time, GI"

Best of dadoctah
Okay, that does it. No more Starbucks for Shirley.

Best of dub
Best corndog hiding spot. EVER.

Best of Submariner
Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing bicycle seats...

Best of Vinneh
Bill Clinton has auditions for a new humidor.

Best of GregMan
"You know, from this perspective, Obama's jobs plan doesn't look so bad."

Best of racerboy

How Paris Hilton says...

"NEXT!"

23 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I'm split between Perry and Romney.

Rodney Dill said...

Confucius say: "Woman who land upside down, have crack up."

blue said...

Warfare instructor Cindy demonstrates to Navy Midshipmen the battle tactic of crossing the T

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Degree: Solar Energy Technology
Cost: $139,000 student loan debt
Job: Human Sundial at Hershey Park @minimum wage
Democrats are clueless, but Republicans who claim giving corporate fat cats tax breaks will fix things are liars.

sonicfrog said...

Uhm... I blame global warming????

Submariner said...

blue said...
Warfare instructor Cindy demonstrates to Navy Midshipmen the battle tactic of crossing the T


Slower students only managed to "dot" her eye.

Submariner said...

So. That makes me ask if any of you monors want to join me for lunch down at the Y?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Today is brought to you by the kanji symbol for "Me Love You Long Time, GI"

-OR-

Gimme a WTF?
Cheerleader illiteracy is having a negative impact on team moral.

WordVerify: phrozo - McPatterson's rastafarian clown

dadoctah said...

Okay, that does it. No more Starbucks for Shirley.

dub said...

Has anyone seen my corndog?

dub said...

Best corndog hiding spot. EVER.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Dub: Inquiring minds want to know - "corndog" is a metaphor, right?
This being the sick intercourse watercooler, and your tastes being somewhat... erm... unique, one never knows.

Submariner said...

Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing bicycle seats...

Dr. Doom said...

AWKWARD...

When your mom breaks out her yearbook from South Louisiana University of Technology where she was voted "Most Popular Pep Squad Member EVER" by the entire Atheletic Department...

jj said...

Waiting for it to rain to get that 'clean, fresh feeling'...

Anonymous said...

Bill Clinton has auditions for a new humidor.

Vinneh

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Science Fair Experiment: Demonstrate conclusively that solo frottage is physically impossible.
Postscript: Jeanie won Honorable Mention and a special guided tour of Dean Wormer's office.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Have you heard the good news about blah blah blah?" For some reason, I tuned out right about then.

GregMan said...

"You know, from this perspective, Obama's jobs plan doesn't look so bad."

GregMan said...

Sure it looks weird, but she gets great FM reception.

racerboy said...

How Paris Hilton says...

"NEXT!"

Steve O said...

I never regretted asking Heather what time is it.

Steve O said...

When you get rich like me, you don't own clocks.

You hire 19 year old "actresses" to keep track of the time for you.