Friday, September 09, 2011
1. "Yippee!! Obama gave a speech! Our economic problems are OVER!"
2. Coincidentally, Lena is making the Chinese symbol for "Limber Whore."
3. Some monors were more excited about the impending URL change than others.
4. Everybody downwind thought a new fish market had opened.
5. Sarah Palin's pleas for attention are starting to look a little desperate.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Today is brought to you by the kanji symbol for "Me Love You Long Time, GI"
Best of dadoctah
Okay, that does it. No more Starbucks for Shirley.
Best of dub
Best corndog hiding spot. EVER.
Best of Submariner
Looks like I picked a bad week to quit sniffing bicycle seats...
Best of Vinneh
Bill Clinton has auditions for a new humidor.
Best of GregMan
"You know, from this perspective, Obama's jobs plan doesn't look so bad."
Best of racerboy
How Paris Hilton says...