1. "But Big Tits are not a crime! Big tits are not a crime!"
2. "Just promise you won't lock me up with big muscly horny black men... you lousy fascist pig."
3. The cooperation of law enforcement made 'Kick a Ginger Day' a huge success.
4. "Nice dye job, Mr. Favre. Now, let me remind you of the terms of the restraining order."
5. "Unit 4 here. Tell Tom Brady we caught the guy who was yelling 'Take it off! Take it off!'"
Best of Rodney Dill
"Piss on you... I'm working for Mel Brooks."
Best of mpur
Big tits are not a crime. Being a ginger, however.....
Best of GregMan
Man, band camp just gets rowdier every year.
Best of USMC2841
"Leave Britney Alone!!!!!!!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Collegiate flash mobbing results in Dean Wormer banning cell phones and iPods from stadium events.
Best of USMC2841
Relax sir. It's just a standard TSA pat down.
Best of jj
Damn, the Lions win one game and the whole town riots...
Best of Vinneh
Boy that Madden 2012 video game is getting a bit too violent!
Best of Dr. Doom
"Looks like you're about to star in someone's anal fantasy buddy", said the lineman...
Best of Submariner
"Nightstick!"
"NIGHTSTICK!"
"Fer the love of Gaia, wasn't 'nightstick' the safe word?"
Best of VInneh
Chaz Bono arrested at Super Bowl. News at 11."
37 comments:
"Hey... 61 gets 15 yards for taunting."
"Piss on you... I'm working for Mel Brooks."
"SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOW!!!
"...but, hey, have you heard about Ron Paul?"
Big tits are not a crime. Being a ginger, however.....
Playing "Deuling Banjos" at half time turned out to be not such a good idea.
61: "Yep, looks like another wide receiver."
61: "PENIS GOOD TIME NOW"
"No the play is 'Red dog' not "Red corndog.'"
Man, band camp just gets rowdier every year.
"No, no, it's really a butterfly closure."
I see someone else didn't get off the lawn in time.
"Leave Britney Alone!!!!!!!"
#AttackWatch claims it's first victim.
No blood, no fires? This can't be a British Rugby match.
-OR-
No Guts No Glory
Considering the ratio of hooligans to cops, it'd be amusing if - just once - we saw the miscreants cuff all the cops, depants them, and then quietly retire to their dorms.
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Collegiate flash mobbing results in Dean Wormer banning cell phones and iPods from stadium events.
Relax sir. It's just a standard TSA pat down.
On the heels of ATF's Mexican Sting screw up, TSA foolishly challenges disgruntled passengers to rush the guards at an airport terminal boarding gate in the premier of a new FOX reality show-
Dumb Ass Bureaucrats
"KOBE!"
Don't TAZE me bro!! oooooh Don't TAZE me bro!!"
-OR-
Pandemonium ensues when fans suspected of spelling out EAT BEEF during half-time at the Vegan Salsa Bowl are rounded up by PETA security.
Carrot Top has really let himself go.
Damn, the Lions win one game and the whole town riots...
#61, "Say hi to Bubba in the shower-room tonight"...
Carl Weathers' voice-over, "Here we go!"
Boy that Madden 2012 video game is getting a bit too violent!
Vinneh
"Looks like you're about to star in someone's anal fantasy buddy", said the lineman...
"Nightstick!"
"NIGHTSTICK!"
"Fer the love of Gaia, wasn't 'nightstick' the safe word?"
"The Longest Yard" is what's gonna get slipped between yer cheeks tonight after lights out, boy..."
I'll check on you tomorrow to see if your STILL a tight end...
"I'd start getting ready now for the 'Jail Break Blitz' what'll be coming your way long about 2 am..."
ORA: "Now go away, or I shall have to taunt you a second time!"
"There is no cake... there is no ice cream... Happy Birthday!"
Chaz Bono arrested at Super Bowl. News at 11."
Vinneh
When an opposing teams fan gets tazed, it's common courtesy to gloat.
"I have a pack of butt closures in my locker", said Number 61, "looks like you're going to need them tonight"...
"Oh no mister, I'm 61", said Bubba, "there are 38 more after me"...
Man on ground: "Hey, you're getting grass stains on my shorts! I got them half-off!"
#61: "Don't worry, sugar, we'll have them all the way off in just a minute!"
...and that's when the screaming began in earnest.
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