1. Every other day, a payloader drops by to round up Randi Rhodes's empties.
2. This must be the tent dub retreated to after last Saturday's "Mud Hawgs" pic.
3. Cleaning up the bottle of Dom Perignon after one of M'Chel's intimate soirees creates or saves one or two jobs, anyway.
4. I see Mr. Elizabeth Warren has imbibed enough "liquid courage" to make love to Mrs. Elizabeth Warren.
5. Piles like this appeared all over the country as men tried to drive the image of Nancy Grace's nip-slip out of their minds.
Best of JohnS1959
"1000 bottles of beer, oh everyone loves to sing the song all right", lectured Mr. Gore, "But do they ever think of the ecological impact?"
Best of jj
The new Finance Czar looks for ways to repay the Chinese debt...
Best of metalgarth
Maybe Boris Yeltsin is going to announce his intention to run for president?
Best of Submariner
Da-amn! Even after cleaning out every bottle of Massengills for a three county radius, M'Chel STILL has that not -so-fresh feeling! And with good reason...
Best of Kaptain Krude
Man, the alcohol consumption on the weekends at the Kennedy compound has really dropped ever since Teddy kicked the bucket.