Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Blue Tent on a Beach with a lot of Bottles

Al


1. Every other day, a payloader drops by to round up Randi Rhodes's empties.

2. This must be the tent dub retreated to after last Saturday's "Mud Hawgs" pic.

3. Cleaning up the bottle of Dom Perignon after one of M'Chel's intimate soirees creates or saves one or two jobs, anyway.

4. I see Mr. Elizabeth Warren has imbibed enough "liquid courage" to make love to Mrs. Elizabeth Warren.

5. Piles like this appeared all over the country as men tried to drive the image of Nancy Grace's nip-slip out of their minds.

Best of JohnS1959
"1000 bottles of beer, oh everyone loves to sing the song all right", lectured Mr. Gore, "But do they ever think of the ecological impact?"

Best of jj
The new Finance Czar looks for ways to repay the Chinese debt...

Best of metalgarth
Maybe Boris Yeltsin is going to announce his intention to run for president?

Best of Submariner
Da-amn! Even after cleaning out every bottle of Massengills for a three county radius, M'Chel STILL has that not -so-fresh feeling! And with good reason...

Best of Kaptain Krude
Man, the alcohol consumption on the weekends at the Kennedy compound has really dropped ever since Teddy kicked the bucket.

15 comments:

JohnS1959 said...

"1000 bottles of beer, oh everyone loves to sing the song all right", lectured Mr. Gore, "But do they ever think of the ecological impact?"

blue said...

After the beer summit, the White House told this guy that if he cleaned up he could keep the bottle deposits & Obama would claim another job created.

Matt the K said...

In Russia, Hot Veels are package in wodka bottles so dat cheeldren practice dronkdrive erliest conwenience

jj said...

The new Finance Czar looks for ways to repay the Chinese debt...

metalgarth said...

Maybe Boris Yeltsin is going to announce his intention to run for president?

Adriane said...

hmmm, so what if Kurt Cobain had covered I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sheen? He's... uh... umm... sleeping, yeah, sleeping; but dontchu worry none, he won't miss rehearsal. When is it again? 8AM! Are you f'king kid... oh nothing, nevermind.

-OR-

Pimp's Thawtbubble: Dammit, now why did Edna give that 90-year old fat dude in 12-C another BJ? Cost of mouthwash is killing my profit margin!

Submariner said...

Da-amn! Even after cleaning out every bottle of Massengills for a three county radius, M'Chel STILL has that not -so-fresh feeling! And with good reason...

Submariner said...

Nope; no Absinteh left.
Nope; no Absinthe left.
Nope, no Absinthe...

Anonymous said...

Man, is the owner going to be pissed when he realizes that just one Illegal Immigrant cleaned him out of 50K of Rubles on his cash back recyclables!

Or -

Still searching for O'Blah-Blah's competence (not a bad place to start).

- Oiao

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Metaphor for Hope & Change Nothing but a pile of empties, and every one non-returnable.

-OR-

If the empty promises are piled up on the ground, what's in the dumpster?
That's Salvation Army's CGCPEC, the Corporate Governance and Career Politician Ethics & Credibility donation hopper.
Tap Tap Tap Sounds empty. Tag reads: Last donor - 1912! Oh, right, 16th Amendment, aka "Pandora's Box" ratified in 1913.

sonicfrog said...

Oh... Kid Rock just finished a gig there.

dub said...

We've found his secret lair...

dadoctah said...

The Putin photo-op they decided not to use.

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, the alcohol consumption on the weekends at the Kennedy compound has really dropped ever since Teddy kicked the bucket.