1. As it turned out, Ang Lee couldn't do any more damage to the Batman franchise than Joel Schumacher did.
2."You have five minutes to put my outfit, and yourself, back in the closet," ordered Army of Mom.
3. It's amazing what Barney Frank can do with an Italian boy and a Lady Bic.
4. Unfortunately, Wayne Enterprises was heavily invested in Solyndra and Bruce Wayne had to work the day shift at a gay strip club to make ends meet.
5. "I'll take 'Things Andrew Sullivan Has Stuffed Dollar Bills into the Crotch Of' for $200, Alex."
Best of Rodney Dill
This fall from Abercrombie and Fitch -- The Bats-tard
Best of metalgarth
Turns out his Batmobile is a brown Ford Probe with way too many miles on it.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Holy sock puppets Batman", exclaimed Robin upon seeing the Caped Crusader's new bulge, "That will certainly distract the Penguin!"
Best of jj
I DO NOT want him to turn around and show me the entrance to his bat-cave!
Best of dadoctah
"Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible..."
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
This Batman eats a different kind of hot dog.
Best of Submariner
I guess Johnny Weir has picked out his Trick and Treat outfit for this year, eh?
28 comments:
Oh the wonderful D-cell toys he has.
It is no accident that Batman's real name is Bruce...
Batman: "Hurry old chum, we have a date to keep with our old nemesis, the Joker"
Robin: "I'll be there as soon as I refill the bat-lube in my utility belt Batman"
You may laugh but Buttcrackman here was paid 100 large from Speedo NOT to wear their products.
Holy Fat Globules!
REUTERS: Chippendales & Hooters announce an IPO and launch a new 24-hr pizza-chicken-donut delivery service. Panic races through Gotham City's evil investment houses as Dominos', KFC's and Dunkin Donuts' stock tanks!
No, Welease Bawabbus
This fall from Abercrombie and Fitch -- The Bats-tard
Turns out his Batmobile is a brown Ford Probe with way too many miles on it.
Wait 'til you see Robin's outfit.
Did we cast Cat Woman and Bat Girl yet?
No, why would we want to?
Unfortunately, Bruce never made it to the scene of a crime. He just kept repeating his slide down the bat-pole...
"Holy sock puppets Batman", exclaimed Robin upon seeing the Caped Crusader's new bulge, "That will certainly distract the Penguin!"
I DO NOT want him to turn around and show me the entrance to his bat-cave!
"Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible..."
Dadgum Halloween store decorations just keep coming out earlier and earlier ... literally ...
Anyone who doubts the importance of a movie wardrobe department should imagine these voiceovers with that photo:
"Bond, James Bond."
"Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn."
"Elect ME if you believe in hope & change!"
"Go ahead, make my day."
"Th, Tha, Thhha, Thhatt's All Folks!"
Obviously a very small 'POW' in the package department.
- Oiao
Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Bwooks.
"That 'To the Bat Cave' line is getting kind of old Bruce."
Well, old chum; you've tied me down to this bed and put on my suit instead of yours. Can tell me how it feel to be me, or do you need to slide down the bat-pole first?
This Batman eats a different kind of hot dog.
Pardon me whilst I whip dis out...
OK, ya got me. You can come a LOT closer...
The outfit that got Bristol and Sarah BOTH in a lot of trouble.
Has the Justice League revoked its "don't ask, don't tell" policy too?
".......um,.......Plastic Belt and Silicon Ball Implants....., teh' Gay."
-Oiao
WV = parity (go figure)
I guess Johnny Weir has picked out his Trick and Treat outfit for this year, eh?
....and I live in a van, down by the river....
Post a Comment