Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Batt Closure


1. As it turned out, Ang Lee couldn't do any more damage to the Batman franchise than Joel Schumacher did.

2."You have five minutes to put my outfit, and yourself, back in the closet," ordered Army of Mom.

3. It's amazing what Barney Frank can do with an Italian boy and a Lady Bic.

4. Unfortunately, Wayne Enterprises was heavily invested in Solyndra and Bruce Wayne had to work the day shift at a gay strip club to make ends meet.

5. "I'll take 'Things Andrew Sullivan Has Stuffed Dollar Bills into the Crotch Of' for $200, Alex."

Best of Rodney Dill
This fall from Abercrombie and Fitch -- The Bats-tard

Best of metalgarth
Turns out his Batmobile is a brown Ford Probe with way too many miles on it.

Best of Dr. Doom
"Holy sock puppets Batman", exclaimed Robin upon seeing the Caped Crusader's new bulge, "That will certainly distract the Penguin!"

Best of jj
I DO NOT want him to turn around and show me the entrance to his bat-cave!

Best of dadoctah
"Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible..."

Best of Spineless Vertebrae
This Batman eats a different kind of hot dog.

Best of Submariner
I guess Johnny Weir has picked out his Trick and Treat outfit for this year, eh?

28 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Oh the wonderful D-cell toys he has.

Dr. Doom said...

It is no accident that Batman's real name is Bruce...

Dr. Doom said...

Batman: "Hurry old chum, we have a date to keep with our old nemesis, the Joker"
Robin: "I'll be there as soon as I refill the bat-lube in my utility belt Batman"

Whacko said...

You may laugh but Buttcrackman here was paid 100 large from Speedo NOT to wear their products.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Holy Fat Globules!
REUTERS: Chippendales & Hooters announce an IPO and launch a new 24-hr pizza-chicken-donut delivery service. Panic races through Gotham City's evil investment houses as Dominos', KFC's and Dunkin Donuts' stock tanks!

Rodney Dill said...

No, Welease Bawabbus

Rodney Dill said...

This fall from Abercrombie and Fitch -- The Bats-tard

metalgarth said...

Turns out his Batmobile is a brown Ford Probe with way too many miles on it.

mpur said...

Wait 'til you see Robin's outfit.

Submariner said...

Did we cast Cat Woman and Bat Girl yet?
No, why would we want to?

Submariner said...

Unfortunately, Bruce never made it to the scene of a crime. He just kept repeating his slide down the bat-pole...

Dr. Doom said...

"Holy sock puppets Batman", exclaimed Robin upon seeing the Caped Crusader's new bulge, "That will certainly distract the Penguin!"

jj said...

I DO NOT want him to turn around and show me the entrance to his bat-cave!

dadoctah said...

"Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible..."

Adriane said...

Dadgum Halloween store decorations just keep coming out earlier and earlier ... literally ...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anyone who doubts the importance of a movie wardrobe department should imagine these voiceovers with that photo:
"Bond, James Bond."
"Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a damn."
"Elect ME if you believe in hope & change!"
"Go ahead, make my day."
"Th, Tha, Thhha, Thhatt's All Folks!"

Anonymous said...

Obviously a very small 'POW' in the package department.

- Oiao

Rodney Dill said...

Piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Bwooks.

Rodney Dill said...

"That 'To the Bat Cave' line is getting kind of old Bruce."

Submariner said...

Well, old chum; you've tied me down to this bed and put on my suit instead of yours. Can tell me how it feel to be me, or do you need to slide down the bat-pole first?

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Spineless Vertebrae said...

This Batman eats a different kind of hot dog.

Submariner said...

Pardon me whilst I whip dis out...
OK, ya got me. You can come a LOT closer...

Submariner said...

The outfit that got Bristol and Sarah BOTH in a lot of trouble.

Dactyl said...

Has the Justice League revoked its "don't ask, don't tell" policy too?

Anonymous said...

".......um,.......Plastic Belt and Silicon Ball Implants....., teh' Gay."

-Oiao

WV = parity (go figure)

Submariner said...

I guess Johnny Weir has picked out his Trick and Treat outfit for this year, eh?

Rodney Dill said...

....and I live in a van, down by the river....