Tuesday, September 27, 2011
1. As it turned out, Ang Lee couldn't do any more damage to the Batman franchise than Joel Schumacher did.
2."You have five minutes to put my outfit, and yourself, back in the closet," ordered Army of Mom.
3. It's amazing what Barney Frank can do with an Italian boy and a Lady Bic.
4. Unfortunately, Wayne Enterprises was heavily invested in Solyndra and Bruce Wayne had to work the day shift at a gay strip club to make ends meet.
5. "I'll take 'Things Andrew Sullivan Has Stuffed Dollar Bills into the Crotch Of' for $200, Alex."
Best of Rodney Dill
This fall from Abercrombie and Fitch -- The Bats-tard
Best of metalgarth
Turns out his Batmobile is a brown Ford Probe with way too many miles on it.
Best of Dr. Doom
"Holy sock puppets Batman", exclaimed Robin upon seeing the Caped Crusader's new bulge, "That will certainly distract the Penguin!"
Best of jj
I DO NOT want him to turn around and show me the entrance to his bat-cave!
Best of dadoctah
"Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible..."
Best of Spineless Vertebrae
This Batman eats a different kind of hot dog.
Best of Submariner
I guess Johnny Weir has picked out his Trick and Treat outfit for this year, eh?