A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Now I'd like to show you something I call Me Ol' Bamboo.'
Let me show you how to really butter corn on the cob!
Some things rise "knee-high by the 4th of July" while others sink "below the belt by 55."-OR-The farmer's daughter lost more than a contact lens in Pa's corn field when the seed salesman saw her in that position.
Ready to have the back 40 plowed?
Ever been crop rotated?
Reaper? I don't even know her.
Not even out standing in her field.
I just love the dairy air
Pa, one of yourn milking cow's done escaped again! -OR-UFO Factoid: A surprise source of crop circles - plastic surgeons admit pressing stalks down in geometric patterns to inform aliens that breast augmentation services are available on earth.
Making children in the corn.
Butter Corn; Butterface.TomAto; ToMAHto
Hey baby, wanna shuck?
Daughter of Orville Ridenbacker.
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