Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Bam Bam and the Union Thug

Sondra K


1. "Of all the corrupt, profane thug bosses of all the mafia-run unions that are nothing more than money-laundering and extortion outfits for my party, you're my favorite."

2. "Mr. President, you've got a spot of my man-juice on your cheek... no, lower... got it!"

3. Having confirmed the hypnosis was a success, Trumka issued his next demand, "You will take all of the taxpayers money and give it to me."

4. And now... two Marxists with tape recorders up their noses.

5. "And we will mine our nose gold and share it with all the villagers!"

Best of Dr. Doom
In this scene, Mr. Trumka demonstrates Phase II of Project Puppeteer, where Mr. Obama is made to scratch an imaginary itch through the power of unionized corruption. In phase III neither the itch nor the scratch would be imaginary...

Best of GregMan
"And I'd like to caution Mr. Trumka against using hateful language suggesting violent, illegal action against those who may not agree with us... Ha! Faked you out! No, seriously, go kill the M-ther-F---ing tea baggers."

Best of jj
Trumka, "Damn Barry, that's some good blow you got there".

Best of Submariner
When I, um, think about you, I, uh, touch myself...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Moral: Never ask a drunken union boss to help you remove a piece of arugala from your tooth while the cameras are rolling.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"No, Mr. President, the phrase is 'on the nose'. On the... no, higher... higher... high... oh, you got me on that one! That is also the place where you put your cocaine! But really, on the... okay, well, that's close enough for government work." Explaining to Barry Soertoro how some phrases work while he's high really takes a lot of patience.

Best of Submariner
And laying a finger aside of his mouth,
The Pres mumbled something,
The economy went south...

14 comments:

Dr. Doom said...

In this scene, Mr. Trumka demonstrates Phase II of Project Puppeteer, where Mr. Obama is made to scratch an imaginary itch through the power of unionized corruption. In phase III neither the itch nor the scratch would be imaginary...

vw: barfting - the reaction caused by this picture amongst the Tea Party votesters...

GregMan said...

"And I'd like to caution Mr. Trumka against using hateful language suggesting violent, illegal action against those who may not agree with us... Ha! Faked you out! No, seriously, go kill the M-ther-F---ing tea baggers."

GregMan said...

"That's right, Trumky-wumkey kisses me right here, and I love him for it."

jj said...

Trumka, "Damn Barry, that's some good blow you got there".

Double the U said...

ORA: ...and then when they pulled off the big scam and took the money from everyone they touched their noses like this.

Submariner said...

When I, um, think about you, I, uh, touch myself...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ORA Seinfeld's The PICK

-OR-

Trumka amazes Obamalama with his famous deviated septum trick.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Moral: Never ask a drunken union boss to help you remove a piece of arugala from your tooth while the cameras are rolling.

-OR-

What are you doing?
Giving my false smile muscles a rest. What are YOU doing?
Picking my nose, Mr. President.

Dactyl said...

"I bet you can't touch your nose with your eyes closed!"
"Bet I can..."
"Bet you can't..."
"Bet I can..."

Anonymous said...

Obama: "Um, excuse me while I whipe this little, um, ah, Monica Moment, off of my face......ah, at least I'm, um, not wearing a dress!" (Obama and Trumpka laugh at the, um, joke)

Oiao

No Crap - I hit the WV Jackpot...
WV = 'unite'
The irony is just killing me right now!

Kaptain Krude said...

"No, Mr. President, the phrase is 'on the nose'. On the... no, higher... higher... high... oh, you got me on that one! That is also the place where you put your cocaine! But really, on the... okay, well, that's close enough for government work." Explaining to Barry Soertoro how some phrases work while he's high really takes a lot of patience.

mpur said...

Because they couldn't show the orifice where American's are really taking it.

Submariner said...

And laying a finger aside of his mouth,
The Pres mumbled something,
The economy went south...

Anonymous said...

Wasn't that the sign the con artists used in The Sting?

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