Wednesday, September 07, 2011

Back-Dating to Wednesday So As Not to Spoil Your Thursday


1. Nancy: "Well, I certainly hope one of you nice young men can kick that Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure out on his ass."

2. "Did you bring me a corndog?"

3."So, which one of you nice young men is going to be my anal fantasy?"

4. "At my age, this is a M'Chel Obama boob belt."

5. ORA: Nancy: "Well, you two boys can just f--k right off." Romney: "Ma'am?" Nancy: "You heard me. Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigf--kers."

Best of Threadwinner Rodney Dill
"Here, eat a Snickers Ron Paul, you just aren't yourself when you're hungry... On second thought, we like you better this way."

Best of blue
"Boys, I screwed Frank Sinatra, Frank was a friend of mine. Boys, you're no Frank Sinatra!"

Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Air tight boys, that's my fantasy!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I served with Ronald Reagan, I knew Ronald Reagan, Ronald Reagan was a friend of mine. Boys, you're no Ronald Reagan.

Best of jj
Palin and Bachmann have bigger stones than either one of you...

Best of Vinneh
"You want to know what Ronnie would do? I'm having a seance in the next room tonight. Ask him yourself."

Best of prince of leaves
"Oh, thank goodness you're here, Mitt...now you can help twist me back around the right way. I've been walking half-backward like this since Doofus here caught me falling the other day and yanked my arm like a lawn-mower cord!"

Best of Submariner
OK, Boys; do me now and make it rough so I can forget that a house boy is using Ronnie's old office.
And Then Dawn's Head Went Super Nova

Best of Rodney Dill
"...and that'll be the last time that bitch, Betty White, tries to upstage me."

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Maybe you can tell me what ever happened to that Cher woman's little girl? I've been watching that Dancing show, and I just cannot seem to see her!"

28 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Even your hair is unconvincing, Mr. Romney."

Jack Reacher said...

"Now, which of you is the man MSNBC said would cut off my Social Security?"

mpur said...

Back off, Mitt. I'm going home with this nice young man here.

blue said...

"Boys, I screwed Frank Sinatra, Frank was a friend of mine. Boys, you're no Frank Sinatra!"

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

"Air tight boys, that's my fantasy!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Here, eat a Snickers Ron Paul, you just aren't yourself when you're hungry... On second thought, we like you better this way."

Rodney Dill said...

"How 'bout a Lewinski, big boy."

Dr. Doom said...

"When are you Republicans going to grow a pair?", asked Mrs. Reagan, "Ronnie is tired of spinning in his grave."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Tell me I'm better looking than that hooor in the white corset above us and you can have your way with me.

-OR-

I served with Ronald Reagan, I knew Ronald Reagan, Ronald Reagan was a friend of mine. Boys, you're no Ronald Reagan.

-OR-

As of now, you two lying wussies are officially "nancy boys."

-OR-

Are my teeth in backwards or are you just hard of hearing? I said the Republican Party needs to grow a pair! You self-serving dilettantes are eunuchs, like Danny Quayle and Georgie Bush.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Is there an echo in here?? A case of unintentional plagiarizing of blue AND the good Dr. GMTA (Great Minds Think Alike)

WordVerify: bilite - What would you call a Mitt/Rick ticket?

jj said...

Follow up to Dr. Doom...

Palin and Bachmann have bigger stones than either one of you...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@JJ - Trouble is, Palin's stones are from a moose she accidentally ran over one dark snowy night. Bachmann's stones are crystals used for seances at her coven. Now, Hilary boasts 2 pair... Bill's and her own, but all four are dried and shriveled.

Anonymous said...

"You want to know what Ronnie would do? I'm having a seance in the next room tonight. Ask him yourself."

Vinneh

dub said...

$2.12 for an anal fantasy with her? Still too much.

prince of leaves said...

"Oh, thank goodness you're here, Mitt...now you can help twist me back around the right way. I've been walking half-backward like this since Doofus here caught me falling the other day and yanked my arm like a lawn-mower cord!"

Submariner said...

OK, Boys; do me now and make it rough so I can forget that a house boy is using Ronnie's old office.



And Then Dawn's Head Went Super Nova

Submariner said...

My, my, my...
Death becomes her.

Submariner said...

Парк Горького ? No, that would be Mr. Obama's OTHER residence...

Submariner said...

OK, Mitt. Did you schedule the fiddle player in a toga to play during Barry O's speach tonight?

Submariner said...

I'm willing this outfit to Army of Mom. Poor thing doesn't have this much cloth in any dozen of her other outfits...

Rodney Dill said...

"...and that'll be the last time that bitch, Betty White, tries to upstage me."

Dr. Doom said...

An echo? Plagiarism? ...or maybe it is just self evident...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Nope, I'm not Mammy Yokum... guess again.


@Doom... definitely a picture that begged the captions.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Maybe you can tell me what ever happened to that Cher woman's little girl? I've been watching that Dancing show, and I just cannot seem to see her!"

Dr. Doom said...

@Phloggie... you know I can't resist the 'low hanging fruit'...

Lord, please forgive me for that remark... and be with the starving pygmies in Africa...

dadoctah said...

Just say NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!!!!

dadoctah said...

"Those poppies were a complete bust. How's about you two monkeys strip off so I can get a good look at your wings before I send you on a little mission?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

@Doom - "low hanging fruit"
I'm laughing out loud, but feeling real guilty about it.

David Attenborough whispers: Having swallowed the fruit basket, the python will take a week or more to digest it. Two other fruits seem to sense she's no longer hungry.