Wednesday, September 07, 2011
Back-Dating to Wednesday So As Not to Spoil Your Thursday
1. Nancy: "Well, I certainly hope one of you nice young men can kick that Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure out on his ass."
2. "Did you bring me a corndog?"
3."So, which one of you nice young men is going to be my anal fantasy?"
4. "At my age, this is a M'Chel Obama boob belt."
5. ORA: Nancy: "Well, you two boys can just f--k right off." Romney: "Ma'am?" Nancy: "You heard me. Take that book of Mormon and shove it so far up your righteous asses that you choke, you soul soliciting pigf--kers."
Best of Threadwinner Rodney Dill
"Here, eat a Snickers Ron Paul, you just aren't yourself when you're hungry... On second thought, we like you better this way."
Best of blue
"Boys, I screwed Frank Sinatra, Frank was a friend of mine. Boys, you're no Frank Sinatra!"
Best of Chronos the Wonder Pig
"Air tight boys, that's my fantasy!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I served with Ronald Reagan, I knew Ronald Reagan, Ronald Reagan was a friend of mine. Boys, you're no Ronald Reagan.
Best of jj
Palin and Bachmann have bigger stones than either one of you...
Best of Vinneh
"You want to know what Ronnie would do? I'm having a seance in the next room tonight. Ask him yourself."
Best of prince of leaves
"Oh, thank goodness you're here, Mitt...now you can help twist me back around the right way. I've been walking half-backward like this since Doofus here caught me falling the other day and yanked my arm like a lawn-mower cord!"
Best of Submariner
OK, Boys; do me now and make it rough so I can forget that a house boy is using Ronnie's old office.
And Then Dawn's Head Went Super Nova
Best of Rodney Dill
"...and that'll be the last time that bitch, Betty White, tries to upstage me."
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Maybe you can tell me what ever happened to that Cher woman's little girl? I've been watching that Dancing show, and I just cannot seem to see her!"