Tuesday, August 09, 2011

Where the Little White Boys At?


1.With Chris Hansen sidelined by his own scandals, pedos just plain ran amok.

2. "Hey, Mom! Tyrone and his friend Jamal are gonna take me back to their room and show me how to make an Oreo cookie!"

3. "Moesha! You've been working out!"

4. If you don't pay the bill for your In Vitro fertilization, don't be surprised when the Repo Men show up.

5."We extend this laurel and hearty handshake to our town's new... pedophile."

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As Harry was carried off kicking and screaming, his evil stepfather looked up from his evening paper and yelled, "See, I told ya, the boogeyman really does exist!"

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In other news, the government announced that it will be expanding its 'Share the Load' program. Kids as young as twelve will now be issued an underprivileged child to carry on their back and the child may not be small...

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"Theo's Vanilla Pudding Pop" was a Cosby Show episode best left unwatched.

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Thirty years from now when Jason is sentenced to federal prison for embezzlement, he'll remember this moment. Every night.

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You know things are quieting down the looting in England is down to stealing swimming trunks.

14 comments:

dadoctah said...

Coming this fall to a drive-in near you, AIP presents "Creature from the Lagoon of Color". In 3D.

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't know they had a waterslide park at the Wisconsin State Fair.

(ORA)

metalgarth said...

You've been warned. Don't go to "The Dred Butt Pirate Roberts' Water Park"

Rodney Dill said...

You've been warned. Don't go to "The Dred Butt Pirate Roberts' Water Park"

ARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

Dr. Doom said...
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jj said...

The government's new First Lady Nutrition Czar grabs a specimen. "C'mon here boy, she's hungry and your brains will do just fine".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

As Harry was carried off kicking and screaming, his evil stepfather looked up from his evening paper and yelled, "See, I told ya, the boogeyman really does exist!"

-OR-

Despite a lack of funds for vehicles, liberals resort to Reverse Busing to desegregate inner city schools. More primitive, but just as destructive to the public education system.

-OR-

Carljacking, a new gangbanger sport. Whoever drags the most Carls back to the crib wins a free stolen car and a month's supply of crack.

Dr. Doom said...

In other news, the government announced that it will be expanding its 'Share the Load' program. Kids as young as twelve will now be issued an underprivileged child to carry on their back and the child may not be small...

Matt the K said...

"Theo's Vanilla Pudding Pop" was a Cosby Show episode best left unwatched.

metalgarth said...

"Theo's Vanilla Pudding Pop" was a Cosby Show episode best left unwatched.

Double Plus Super Good!

Spineless Vertebra said...

"Mommy says that spot you're touching is a 'no-no spot', but to you I say yes-yes!"

Jack Reacher said...

Thirty years from now when Jason is sentenced to federal prison for embezzlement, he'll remember this moment. Every night.

blue said...

Tyrone Shoelace used Bobby to demonstrating how to get the bows to come out right......

Anonymous said...

You know things are quieting down the looting in England is down to stealing swimming trunks.

Vinneh