Tuesday, August 09, 2011
Where the Little White Boys At?
1.With Chris Hansen sidelined by his own scandals, pedos just plain ran amok.
2. "Hey, Mom! Tyrone and his friend Jamal are gonna take me back to their room and show me how to make an Oreo cookie!"
3. "Moesha! You've been working out!"
4. If you don't pay the bill for your In Vitro fertilization, don't be surprised when the Repo Men show up.
5."We extend this laurel and hearty handshake to our town's new... pedophile."
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As Harry was carried off kicking and screaming, his evil stepfather looked up from his evening paper and yelled, "See, I told ya, the boogeyman really does exist!"
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Threadwinner: Matt the K
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Thirty years from now when Jason is sentenced to federal prison for embezzlement, he'll remember this moment. Every night.
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You know things are quieting down the looting in England is down to stealing swimming trunks.