Friday, August 19, 2011

Where De White Children At?


1. "I'd like to, um, thank, um, all of you, um, little crackers ... in advance for the, ... um, lifetime of poverty you will endure to pay off my, um, debt."

2. One of these things sure as f--king hell isn't like all of the others.

3. "The corn wants what? What the hell are you little crackers talking about?


4. "No, little crackers, when I ask for 'a little blow,' it means something totally different than when the Safe School Czar asks." 


5. Billy answered, "Well, Mr President, I used to want to be a NASA Rocket Scientist when I grew up. But you sure as f--k pissed all over that idea, didn't you?"

Best of sonicfrog
Just like the Magical Mystery Bus Tour, the effort to lower the voting age to six is also NOT political.

Best of Dr. Doom
The scene moments after Mr. Obama informed the kids that they would never have to pay taxes because they would never be "rich".

Best of Double the U
The AP first ran the story with the words "predominantly white crowd", but changed the statement to read "a culturally rich diverse group of immigrant children who admired the President."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Bad Touch!! Oh, no wait, it's a boy child. Nevermind.

Best of GregMan
"Tell us again about how Amerikkka sucks, Mr. President!"

Best of dub
Obama stops for a photo op with 57 kids....one from each state.

Best of Kaptain Krude
Worst. Find Waldo. Ever.

Best of Mr Hankey
So parents....if you ever want to see your kids again...

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and on the way out you'll pass by the ACORN booth. They'll have some papers for y'all to sign."

19 comments:

dadoctah said...

ET hides in the closet, the next generation.

blue said...

with the black thing not working out, Obama panders to his new target for voters in 2012

sonicfrog said...

Just like the Magical Mystery Bus Tour, the effort to lower the voting age to six is also NOT political.

Dr. Doom said...

The scene moments after Mr. Obama informed the kids that they would never have to pay taxes because they would never be "rich".

Double the U said...

The AP first ran the story with the words "predominantly white crowd", but changed the statement to read "a culturally rich diverse group of immigrant children who admired the President."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Do those smiles look a little "forced" to anyone?
Key to Obamala's new get tough policy - hold the kids of republican congressmen hostage until the spending plan goes his way.

-OR-

Bad Touch!! Oh, no wait, it's a boy child. Nevermind.

-OR-

Missed Opportunities to be Famous:
Amy will always regret not sticking two fingers up behind O's head when she had the chance.

GregMan said...

Obambi thought bubble: "Oh boy, M'chel's gone be so happy I'se bringin' home all dese snacks fo' her!"

GregMan said...

"Smile, you little crackers, or your parents go to the re-education camps!"

GregMan said...

"Tell us again about how Amerikkka sucks, Mr. President!"

Anonymous said...

"You know kids, I'm really White. Screw Jesse Jackson."

Vinneh

dub said...

Obama stops for a photo op with 57 kids....one from each state.

Kaptain Krude said...

Worst. Find Waldo. Ever.

Spin said...

Obama fumed,"Token better have a note from his f'n doctor"

Mr Hankey said...

So parents....if you ever want to see your kids again...

Mr Hankey said...

...and so the Pied Piper left town with all of the little girls & boys after warning the people of Hampshire what would happen.

Anonymous said...

That photo really brings out his tan.

jj said...

barack goes on a hunting expedition for more little white brains for m'chelle to snack on.

Diane's head exploded, providing some more brain for m'chelle.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and on the way out you'll pass by the ACORN booth. They'll have some papers for y'all to sign."

Jack Reacher said...

Someone went to Disneyland, and all we got was a crushing debt, 9.2% unemployment, two $1.1 million Canadian buses, and the bill for a vacation on Martha's Vineyard. Oh, and a t-shirt.

wv: buzend. A lot of journalists are feeling that.