Friday, August 26, 2011

What Starts with F and Ends with U-C-K?


1. Inferno blew most of his Transformers royalties on skanks.

2.Yeah, the 'Chick Fire Department' seemed like a good idea at first ... but when they all ran out of the burning building because someone saw a spider, not so much.

3. Well, the orphanage burned down because they couldn't get the truck out, but Gina's senior picture was awesome.

4. Although it was extremely successful at the box office, Snow White and the Seven Horny Firemen was thought by some to be a violation of the Disney spirit.

5. Two weeks later, Blondie was hired as FoxNews Senior Economic Reporter.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The guys said she'd never fill the big boots but Suzi was a ringer. She could sashay out into an intersection at midnight during a blizzard and collect more donations than anyone else!

Best of Steve O
I got something that's big and red too now.

Best of blue
Susie's job is to show new recruits how to discharge fully charged hoses.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Firetruck me, Ray Bradbury!" Needless to say, that sequel will _NOT_ be made by Ang Lee.

Best of Dactyl
After hooking up with a couple of Imperial Stormtroopers, Kaitlin had to find a way to get rid of that 'burning' sensation.

Best of mega
He was a man, before 9/11. That tragedy has taken a terrible toll.

Best of Submariner
Now THAT'S a "Candy-gram for Mongo!"

Best of Dr. Doom
After searching around Ottawa all day, Sheila finally discovers where the hosers hang out...

Best of jj
Can't believe nobody's came up with it yet...
Sandy has found her ultimate pumper.

24 comments:

dadoctah said...

Just checked Wikipedia. Dalmatians can also be people.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh, I get it... this is one of those "Where Are They Now" celeb shots. The Firestarter's all growed up.

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Nice union perk. The guys polish the chrome while she polishes their... well, you know.

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The guys said she'd never fill the big boots but Suzi was a ringer. She could sashay out into an intersection at midnight during a blizzard and collect more donations than anyone else!

Steve O said...

I got something that's big and red too now.

blue said...

Susie's job is to show new recruits how to discharge fully charged hoses.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Firetruck me, Ray Bradbury!" Needless to say, that sequel will _NOT_ be made by Ang Lee.


Seriously, happy birthday Ray!

Dactyl said...

After hooking up with a couple of Imperial Stormtroopers, Kaitlin had to find a way to get rid of that 'burning' sensation.

[WV: funmess. Yes, I bet it was.]

mega said...

Sandy's Kingpin Mafia fugitive boyfriend was dismayed to see her in front of Truck # 30, of Station 16 on 57th street, on Facebook.

mega said...

He was a man, before 9/11. That tragedy has taken a terrible toll.

mega said...

Arsonist pr0n is just its own thing, don't try to understand.

mega said...

Carol's sex games eventually got tedious. It shouldn't require a flame thrower to get your woman in the mood.

mega said...

When a firetruck runs over a black guy, it's a scandalous hate crime. When it runs over a white chick, it barely makes it to Caption This.

Submariner said...

I'll bet she's a pro at handling hose.

Submariner said...

When Sandy gave up stripping and entered the Chicago FD, she added new flare to sliding down the pole in response. Of course 6 tenements, 5 businesses and 2 single family dwellings burned down before the rest of her squad got used to watching her do it...

Submariner said...

Gonna be a hot time in the old town tonight. You betcha.

Submariner said...

Now THAT'S a "Candy-gram for Mongo!"

Rodney Dill said...

Objects in rear, are larger than they appear.

Dr. Doom said...

"Hey fellas, anyone know where I can find a big hose", asked Tanya?

Dr. Doom said...

After searching around Ottawa all day, Sheila finally discovers where the hosers hang out...

Spin said...

RESCUE ME!

jj said...

Can't believe nobody's came up with it yet...

Sandy has found her ultimate pumper.

WV: seelice...no but the bedbugs in the firehouse have become unbearable.

jj said...

When an alarm comes in, Sandy is the first one down the pole. The rest of the firemen are waiting with dollar bills rolled up in their mouths.

jj said...

OSHA has been notified of an unsafe working condition. It seems that the fireman that follows Sandy down the pole slides down much too fast due to the extra lubrication.

Rodney Dill said...

bet its not the first time she's had something red and long and hard up her ass.

Anonymous said...

Yep, looks that would stop a Mack Firetruck!

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