Friday, August 26, 2011
What Starts with F and Ends with U-C-K?
1. Inferno blew most of his Transformers royalties on skanks.
2.Yeah, the 'Chick Fire Department' seemed like a good idea at first ... but when they all ran out of the burning building because someone saw a spider, not so much.
3. Well, the orphanage burned down because they couldn't get the truck out, but Gina's senior picture was awesome.
4. Although it was extremely successful at the box office, Snow White and the Seven Horny Firemen was thought by some to be a violation of the Disney spirit.
5. Two weeks later, Blondie was hired as FoxNews Senior Economic Reporter.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The guys said she'd never fill the big boots but Suzi was a ringer. She could sashay out into an intersection at midnight during a blizzard and collect more donations than anyone else!
Best of Steve O
I got something that's big and red too now.
Best of blue
Susie's job is to show new recruits how to discharge fully charged hoses.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"Firetruck me, Ray Bradbury!" Needless to say, that sequel will _NOT_ be made by Ang Lee.
Best of Dactyl
After hooking up with a couple of Imperial Stormtroopers, Kaitlin had to find a way to get rid of that 'burning' sensation.
Best of mega
He was a man, before 9/11. That tragedy has taken a terrible toll.
Best of Submariner
Now THAT'S a "Candy-gram for Mongo!"
Best of Dr. Doom
After searching around Ottawa all day, Sheila finally discovers where the hosers hang out...
Best of jj
Can't believe nobody's came up with it yet...
Sandy has found her ultimate pumper.