Wednesday, August 31, 2011

What is it with English Women and Hats?

Silhouette

1. "Yes, I'm quite sure I'll be dead in a moment, but the fashion statement of wearing my large intestine as a hat was most irresistible."

2. "I saw Mrs. Obama had made the curtains into a dress, so I grabbed some of the rope line and, voila!"

3."Our. Visit. To. The. Brain. Parasite. Planet. Was. Uneventful. Would. You. Like. To. Try. On. My. Hat."

4. "One last hat splurge before the burqa, as they say."

5. NHS announced today that in a cost-saving measure, people with inoperable brain tumors would no longer be given surgery, but instead would be given lively hats to make them feel better."

Best of jj
Aretha Franklin's lawyers were not amused and threatened to sue...

Best of sonicfrog
ORA: Apparently, Johnathan could have also made it into a pterodactyl if he so desired.

Best of Submariner
Whispered; "The Duke of Weatherford just laughed at me; said you looked as if you were wearing King Kongs c0ck ring on your noggin. TOLD you so before we left the castle. But would you listen?"

Best of GregMan
Lady Smith-Smyth-Smith tried so hard to make sense of Obama's new jobs program that her brain spurted right out of her skull.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
This year's theme at Derby: Salute to the I.U.D.

Best of Rodney Dill
...and then Princess Beatrice's head exploded.

Best of Dr. Doom
In an unfortunate mix up, Billy Bob and Ethyl Smith got the invitation meant for Sir William and Lady Smythe. Everything went smashingly until Billy Bob got out his lawn darts...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I rather like a woman who wears her heart on her sleeve... but not the kind who wears her intestines on her head.

Best of dadoctah
When Trek memes collide: the alien woman with oddly-shaped bumps on her head meets the never-before-seen red-shirted crewman in the landing party.

Best of Spin
Tim Burton's mother spends a day at the races.

Best of dadoctah
Why topology and millinery don't mix.

27 comments:

sonicfrog said...
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jj said...

Aretha Franklin's lawyers were not amused and threatened to sue...

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Apparently, Johnathan could have also made it into a pterodactyl if he so desired.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Lord and Lady Douche-Bagge...

Submariner said...

Cap This Standard #213:

What IS that?

Submariner said...

Whispered; "The Duke of Weatherford just laughed at me; said you looked as if you were wearing King Kongs c0ck ring on your noggin. TOLD you so before we left the castle. But would you listen?"

Submariner said...

"The next challenge on 'TopShot Great Britain' takes us back to feudal Saxony:
Throwing Axes!"

GregMan said...

"I say, Reginald, isn't this warning about giant leeches attacking people pure poppycock?"

GregMan said...

'Ow to speak upper-class British: "Oh God it's eating my brain aaauuuggghhh."

GregMan said...

Lady Smith-Smyth-Smith tried so hard to make sense of Obama's new jobs program that her brain spurted right out of her skull.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

This year's theme at Derby: Salute to the I.U.D.

Rodney Dill said...

Know your hats - Top and Bottom

Rodney Dill said...

...and then Princess Beatrice's head exploded.

Dr. Doom said...

In an unfortunate mix up, Billy Bob and Ethyl Smith got the invitation meant for Sir William and Lady Smythe. Everything went smashingly until Billy Bob got out his lawn darts...

Adriane said...

Alice and The White Rabbit will be by presently ... Cup of tea whilst you wait, dear?

Steve O said...

You know, in 10-15 years, that style of hat is probably going to look a bit silly.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Halston's haute couture line of "Stool Sample" hats just didn't catch on.

-OR-

I rather like a woman who wears her heart on her sleeve... but not the kind who wears her intestines on her head.

-OR-


At 107, the Duchess Symington of Grool didn't give a damn what people thought. She'd grown quite attached to the color-coordinated portable dialysis unit.

-OR-

Sooner of later, ghey Goa'uld symbiotes always make this mistake: They think they look thimply fab.u.lussss and can't help showing off.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Last Words: WTF?!?
Sir Milton hadn't so much as glanced at his wife Edith in over 26 years. Coroner figures this explains his sudden heart attack at the polo match when he happened to look up.

Rodney Dill said...

"Well, when you said you were going to wear a boa, I thought you meant a feather boa."

dadoctah said...

When Trek memes collide: the alien woman with oddly-shaped bumps on her head meets the never-before-seen red-shirted crewman in the landing party.

wv: binatet. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.

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Anonymous said...

"Who is Number One"?

Vinneh

Silhouette said...

Lord and Lady Twi'lek

Spin said...

Tim Burton's mother spends a day at the races.

fedricsonya said...

In an unfortunate mix up, Billy Bob and Ethyl Smith got the invitation meant for Sir William and Lady Smythe.

Derby Hats

dadoctah said...

Why topology and millinery don't mix.